Jesus is Love. Allah is Not. - Page 9

Sun Tzu · 08-31-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

Zeus also did some pretty bloody amazing things.

Chubby · 08-31-2009, 04:46 PM

Jesus saves...

Satan misses the empty net

RainMaker · 09-24-2009, 02:12 PM

Mike Seaver is on your side.

ISiddiqui · 09-24-2009, 02:17 PM

No, no, no... Jesus is going to kill you for this, RainMaker

RainMaker · 09-24-2009, 02:20 PM

You're thinking Allah, Jesus is love, remember?

DaddyTorgo · 09-24-2009, 02:21 PM

ohhhh boyyyy....this thread again!!!

Schmidty · 09-24-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

ohhhh boyyyy....this thread again!!!

Yeah. This sucks.

Jeesh.

Toddzilla · 09-24-2009, 02:25 PM

FUCK YOU Rainmaker

Neon_Chaos · 09-24-2009, 02:30 PM

This thread begs for a Kanye West spoof.

ISiddiqui · 09-24-2009, 02:31 PM

I'm gonna let you finish, but Ahura Mazda is one of the greatest Gods of all time!

miked · 09-24-2009, 02:34 PM

All we want to do is present the opposing, and correct view. You know, that Darwin was racist, hated women, ate babies and friends with Hitler. That clip made me laugh.

miked · 09-24-2009, 02:36 PM

On a side note, can they sell these altered books? I mean, they use his picture, title, etc, but it's clearly not his message. I'm guessing because it's public domain (so says Kirk) that anyone can take it, add shit to it, and sell it with the same title?

Passacaglia · 09-24-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

This thread has been resurrected...JUST LIKE JESUS.

This thread is Jesus.

I think you mean:

Jesus is this thread.

RainMaker · 09-24-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

This thread begs for a Kanye West spoof.

Neon_Chaos · 09-24-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Winner; champion; take all; go home.

DaddyTorgo · 09-24-2009, 02:48 PM

haha i put that up on my facebook. watch all my fundy-relatives go nuts

RomaGoth · 09-24-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

This shit is hilarious. Really, really hilarious.

Greyroofoo · 09-24-2009, 03:57 PM

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

RendeR · 09-24-2009, 04:42 PM

Good grief is this thread still going?

Schmidty · 09-24-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

haha i put that up on my facebook. watch all my fundy-relatives go nuts

Troll!!!!

DanGarion · 09-24-2009, 04:53 PM

Zombie Thread!

Karlifornia · 09-25-2009, 02:59 AM

Kirk Cameron is such an idiot. How could a grown up be so childlike?

"60 percent of professors are atheists"

Yeah, no shit, dude. Educated people are more likely to not believe in hocus pocus. That's new, Kirk.

RainMaker · 09-25-2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Kirk Cameron is such an idiot. How could a grown up be so childlike?

"60 percent of professors are atheists"

Yeah, no shit, dude. Educated people are more likely to not believe in hocus pocus. That's new, Kirk.

This is my favorite Kirk Cameron bit. They use the banana as a way of showing evolution isn't real. The funny part is that the banana we eat is a sign of evolution as we have been the ones that have cultivated it to the current form. A wild banana is hardly edible by humans.

Kodos · 09-25-2009, 10:04 AM

I can't wait for Boner to weigh in on the debate.

MacroGuru · 09-25-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I can't wait for Boner to weigh in on the debate.

Was that "for the boner" to weigh in, if he wasn't talking about the Banana, you could only only wonder what he was describing...

KWhit · 09-25-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

This is my favorite Kirk Cameron bit. They use the banana as a way of showing evolution isn't real. The funny part is that the banana we eat is a sign of evolution as we have been the ones that have cultivated it to the current form. A wild banana is hardly edible by humans.

Hysterical.

Sun Tzu · 09-25-2009, 12:13 PM

That's it, the banana, I'm a believer.

Tigercat · 09-25-2009, 12:34 PM

So are the cumbersome and disgusting fruits, vegetables, and other assorted plants the work of Satan?

Klinglerware · 09-25-2009, 12:46 PM

"Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth... it's even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier."

Why yes. Yes it does.

DanGarion · 09-25-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Klinglerware

"Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It's just the right shape for the human mouth... it's even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier."

Why yes. Yes it does.

That's the same thing I tell my wife...

RedKingGold · 09-25-2009, 05:07 PM

Kirk does love his bananas.

Kodos · 09-25-2009, 05:28 PM

Someone explain lobsters to me. They are tasty, but a bitch to get at the meat.

Back to the drawing board, God.

Izulde · 09-25-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

They are tasty, but a bitch to get at the meat.

That's what she said.

Calis · 09-25-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Someone explain lobsters to me. They are tasty, but a bitch to get at the meat.

Back to the drawing board, God.

God has this covered already.

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Originally Posted by Leviticus

Of the animals that live in the sea or in a river, if the animal has fins and scales, you may eat it. But whatever lives in the sea or in a river and does not have fins and scales -- including the things that fill the water and all other things that live in it -- you should hate. You must not eat any meat from them or even touch their dead bodies, because you should hate them. You must hate any animal in the water that does not have fins and scales."

So I assume the wondrous taste is thanks to Satan who did it to test our faith, but I'm not Kirk Cameron so I can't say with any certainty.

Kodos · 09-25-2009, 09:36 PM

True. Kirk Cameron is widely considered to be the ultimate Biblical authority.

JediKooter · 09-26-2009, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

This is my favorite Kirk Cameron bit. They use the banana as a way of showing evolution isn't real. The funny part is that the banana we eat is a sign of evolution as we have been the ones that have cultivated it to the current form. A wild banana is hardly edible by humans.

Good 'ol Ray Comfort. He's 12 beers short of a 12 pack.

Kodos · 11-05-2009, 11:59 AM

Dang, I wanted to post an "Iowa is Love. Ohio State is Not." thread, but I promised no more parodies.

RendeR · 11-05-2009, 12:13 PM

You'll burn in hell for that Kodos, a special lair of hell, VERY special...just for you.

Kodos · 11-05-2009, 12:38 PM

Good! Then I won't have to put up with other sinners!

Warhammer · 11-05-2009, 12:44 PM

Do aliens go to heaven or hell?

BYU 14 · 11-05-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Do aliens go to heaven or hell?

They are reincarnated as Bills fans.

Kodos · 11-05-2009, 12:48 PM

Give me hell over the Bills fanship, please.

Galaxy · 11-05-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

They are reincarnated as Bills fans.

What about Lions fans?

Noop · 11-05-2009, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

What about Lions fans?

They believe in Jesus.

ISiddiqui · 11-05-2009, 01:02 PM

Who is also known by the name: "Barry Sanders" in the native Detroit language.

ISiddiqui · 11-05-2009, 01:04 PM

Yeah, that's right. Jesus played for the Lions to cleanse your sins.

Kodos · 11-05-2009, 01:06 PM

Now THAT is taking one for the team.

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miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	On a side note, can they sell these altered books? I mean, they use his picture, title, etc, but it's clearly not his message. I'm guessing because it's public domain (so says Kirk) that anyone can take it, add shit to it, and sell it with the same title? __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

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