How into Pr0n are you(poll)

stevew · 09-30-2009, 10:57 PM

Just curious. Poll will be anonymous.

Glengoyne · 09-30-2009, 10:58 PM

So will the last option be
"I can't take my hand off of my trout to vote"?

Groundhog · 09-30-2009, 11:09 PM

More than I should, I guess. I'm on a self-prescribed pr0n hiatus right now. 3 days so far.

Don't worry though, spankwire old girl, I'll be back...

Karlifornia · 10-01-2009, 01:46 AM

I make a trip to slutload on most days. I used to like Redtube, but it's pretty much exclusively professional stuff. I like a little more on the amateur tilt nowadays. Plus, slutload has comments, and those are always a hoot.

"Fuck! Did you see those tits?! Wow!"

Yep..I saw those tits....saw every bit of 'em.

Cringer · 10-01-2009, 02:42 AM

Does an animated scene between a gnome and a chick count as hardcore or softcore?

I have been with my wife for 13 years now, just had a second kid. I question if the kid is mine because I don't remember having sex that quarter of the year. Yes, I watch porn a few times a week, and those chicks are into me so it's fine.

Julio Riddols · 10-01-2009, 03:09 AM

Working at CCBill, I get to sit here and be further and further jaded as I test usernames and passwords for grannygumjobs and balloon porn sites. After a while, I will probably have to see some sexual faces of death type shit to regain that original spark that porn and I had when I was about 15. (when a 20 second clip downloaded over an hour on a dialup connection was like gold to me)

Used to love it, but getting a super hot ass and intelligent girlfriend and working here has kind of killed all that. I lucked out.

flere-imsaho · 10-01-2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

that original spark that porn and I had when I was about 15. (when a 20 second clip downloaded over an hour on a dialup connection was like gold to me)

Back when I first found porn on the internet, it was in USENET newsgroups, where you had to save the contents of several messages to text files (which took time), then had to stitch them together (also taking time) and in the end you got one picture.

What's available now simply blows the mind in comparison.

SteveMax58 · 10-01-2009, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

What's available now simply blows the mind in comparison.

Among other things, to be sure.

fantom1979 · 10-01-2009, 09:00 AM

I am not sure how to answer the poll.

I have porn running in VLC in the back round, I also have an open Firefox window to Redtube. Utorrent is currently running at full speed, and I have a playboy sitting on my desk.

Sorry, I will have to finish this post later, my life size Vivid blowup doll of Jenna Jameson is calling.

Radii · 10-01-2009, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fantom1979

I am not sure how to answer the poll.

I have porn running in VLC in the back round, I also have an open Firefox window to Redtube. Utorrent is currently running at full speed, and I have a playboy sitting on my desk.

Sorry, I will have to finish this post later, my life size Vivid blowup doll of Jenna Jameson is calling.

lightweight. Come back when you get a RealDoll, sheesh.

flere-imsaho · 10-01-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveMax58

Among other things, to be sure.

I expected that this would be the inevitable follow-up, and FOFC did not disappoint.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 10-01-2009, 09:30 AM

Was there a reason that the poll option "Hermaphrodite pron only" was left out?

RainMaker · 10-01-2009, 10:14 AM

If I had half the shit they have now online when I was a teenager, I'd have never left the house. I couldn't fathom hitting puberty these days with millions of videos available at your fingertips from your bedroom. Beats the old days of yanking the Sears catalog and turning to the lingerie section.

JediKooter · 10-01-2009, 12:01 PM

You can have my porn when you pry it out of my cold dead kungfu griped hands.

thesloppy · 10-01-2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Back when I first found porn on the internet, it was in USENET newsgroups, where you had to save the contents of several messages to text files (which took time), then had to stitch them together (also taking time) and in the end you got one picture.

Mmmmmm, Uuencode.

flere-imsaho · 10-01-2009, 12:19 PM

Yep, that was it.

Kids don't know how good they have it these days.

Autumn · 10-01-2009, 12:32 PM

I really do wonder what a difference it will make on people, growing up with the Internet. It's hard to imagine what it would do having such super hardcore stuff so easily accessible to kids just starting to explore.

Airhog · 10-01-2009, 12:54 PM

This poll is worthless without pics

Mustang · 10-01-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesloppy

Mmmmmm, Uuencode.

Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!

Mustang · 10-01-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii

lightweight. Come back when you get a RealDoll, sheesh.

Pretty bad that after I saw that comment, I wanted to say this.

DanGarion · 10-01-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

but getting a super hot ass and intelligent girlfriend

PIX PLS KTHNX!

Galaril · 10-01-2009, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!

Autumn · 10-01-2009, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!

We certainly were less picky in those times. After doing all that work you were damn well going to appreciate that picture, whatever it was.

cthomer5000 · 10-01-2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Wait a minute, I only see 1-60 and 62-75.. where in 61.. WHERE IS # 61?!?!? How the hell can I assemble without #61?!?!

Those were definitely the days man. The work I'd put in to download a still photo... damn.

RainMaker · 10-01-2009, 04:22 PM

Fuck, I remember being in Junior High hitting the AOL private chats called GIF and trading pics.

stevew · 10-01-2009, 04:23 PM

I remember in the early days that if you had a 256kb video card, your computer was worthless for pictures. However if you moved up to that 512 range(and I think 256 colors), new horizons opened to you.

stevew · 10-01-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

I really do wonder what a difference it will make on people, growing up with the Internet. It's hard to imagine what it would do having such super hardcore stuff so easily accessible to kids just starting to explore.

Yeah-

I put a lot of the locks in place for searches on the kids machines. But I do worry somewhat about my 10 year old hearing about Vanessa Hudgkins(sp) and her camera phone pics. And then for her searching them out, and maybe getting some pop ups from other much more hardcore stuff.

cthomer5000 · 10-01-2009, 04:34 PM

I'm actually having a hard time even remembering the first time I got my hands on downloaded video porn. I think sophomore year of college feels about right. 1998 or so.

Groundhog · 10-01-2009, 06:18 PM

When I was about 14 I signed up to a BBS and lied about my age to get access to hardcore porn JPGS which blew my mind. Right up until the time the owner of the BBS called my house to offer me membership, spoke with my mother, and well... let's just say she wasn't too pleased.

Karlifornia · 10-01-2009, 06:35 PM

I remember staying the night a buddies house when I was like 11 or 12, and looking at pix on his dialup AOL. I remember searching for "tyra banks naked". I remember the pictures buffering, and each time it got a little clearer, you'd be that much closer to finding out if you were going to see a nipple.

Also, we would put on the scrambled porn channels. My step-brother told me there was a trick where you could change the channels rapidly, and it would make the porn channel unscramble. I'm pretty sure I was duped, and I think I ruined some buttons on my remote.

SteveMax58 · 10-01-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Also, we would put on the scrambled porn channels. My step-brother told me there was a trick where you could change the channels rapidly, and it would make the porn channel unscramble. I'm pretty sure I was duped, and I think I ruined some buttons on my remote.

It was purely coincidental if it happened. Or he got one of those "moments of clarity" that would come in sometimes...but it had nothing to do with changing channels rapidly. He may have mixed up channel changing with something else he was doing, rapidly that is.

Autumn · 10-01-2009, 07:47 PM

I was messing with our TV antenna the other day, trying to get a digital channel to come in and the way it came in and out, and the audio was scrambled, brought me right back to those days of watching scrambled Playboy and trying to make out anything on the screen.

Mustang · 10-01-2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groundhog

When I was about 14 I signed up to a BBS and lied about my age to get access to hardcore porn JPGS which blew my mind. Right up until the time the owner of the BBS called my house to offer me membership, spoke with my mother, and well... let's just say she wasn't too pleased.

I downloaded some C-64 program when I was 11. Consisted of some dudes schlong plowing into a whisker biscuit. If you it the +, the action went faster, hit - and it slowed it down. Exciting stuff.

DanGarion · 10-02-2009, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveMax58

It was purely coincidental if it happened. Or he got one of those "moments of clarity" that would come in sometimes...but it had nothing to do with changing channels rapidly. He may have mixed up channel changing with something else he was doing, rapidly that is.

Yeah he should of used some tinfoil...

DaddyTorgo · 10-02-2009, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I make a trip to slutload on most days. I used to like Redtube, but it's pretty much exclusively professional stuff. I like a little more on the amateur tilt nowadays. Plus, slutload has comments, and those are always a hoot.

"Fuck! Did you see those tits?! Wow!"

Yep..I saw those tits....saw every bit of 'em.

thanks for the tip!

JediKooter · 10-03-2009, 01:45 AM

Damn it! I meant to pick trout...

View Poll Results: How much
never	1	1.25%
very softcore	9	11.25%
occasionally into the hardcore	15	18.75%
frequent but it doesnt control me	40	50.00%
i may need help	10	12.50%
trout	5	6.25%
Voters: 80. You may not vote on this poll

09-30-2009, 11:09 PM	#3
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	More than I should, I guess. I'm on a self-prescribed pr0n hiatus right now. 3 days so far. Don't worry though, spankwire old girl, I'll be back... __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

10-01-2009, 01:46 AM	#4
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I make a trip to slutload on most days. I used to like Redtube, but it's pretty much exclusively professional stuff. I like a little more on the amateur tilt nowadays. Plus, slutload has comments, and those are always a hoot. "Fuck! Did you see those tits?! Wow!" Yep..I saw those tits....saw every bit of 'em. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

10-01-2009, 02:42 AM	#5
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Does an animated scene between a gnome and a chick count as hardcore or softcore? I have been with my wife for 13 years now, just had a second kid. I question if the kid is mine because I don't remember having sex that quarter of the year. Yes, I watch porn a few times a week, and those chicks are into me so it's fine. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

10-01-2009, 12:01 PM	#14
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	You can have my porn when you pry it out of my cold dead kungfu griped hands. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-30-2009, 10:58 PM	#2
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	So will the last option be "I can't take my hand off of my trout to vote"?

10-01-2009, 03:09 AM	#6
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Working at CCBill, I get to sit here and be further and further jaded as I test usernames and passwords for grannygumjobs and balloon porn sites. After a while, I will probably have to see some sexual faces of death type shit to regain that original spark that porn and I had when I was about 15. (when a 20 second clip downloaded over an hour on a dialup connection was like gold to me) Used to love it, but getting a super hot ass and intelligent girlfriend and working here has kind of killed all that. I lucked out. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

10-01-2009, 09:00 AM	#9
fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	I am not sure how to answer the poll. I have porn running in VLC in the back round, I also have an open Firefox window to Redtube. Utorrent is currently running at full speed, and I have a playboy sitting on my desk. Sorry, I will have to finish this post later, my life size Vivid blowup doll of Jenna Jameson is calling.

10-01-2009, 09:30 AM	#12
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Was there a reason that the poll option "Hermaphrodite pron only" was left out?

10-01-2009, 10:14 AM	#13
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	If I had half the shit they have now online when I was a teenager, I'd have never left the house. I couldn't fathom hitting puberty these days with millions of videos available at your fingertips from your bedroom. Beats the old days of yanking the Sears catalog and turning to the lingerie section.

10-01-2009, 12:19 PM	#16
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Yep, that was it. Kids don't know how good they have it these days.

10-01-2009, 12:32 PM	#17
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I really do wonder what a difference it will make on people, growing up with the Internet. It's hard to imagine what it would do having such super hardcore stuff so easily accessible to kids just starting to explore.

10-01-2009, 12:54 PM	#18
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	This poll is worthless without pics __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

10-01-2009, 04:22 PM	#25
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Fuck, I remember being in Junior High hitting the AOL private chats called GIF and trading pics.

10-01-2009, 04:23 PM	#26
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I remember in the early days that if you had a 256kb video card, your computer was worthless for pictures. However if you moved up to that 512 range(and I think 256 colors), new horizons opened to you.

10-01-2009, 06:18 PM	#29
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	When I was about 14 I signed up to a BBS and lied about my age to get access to hardcore porn JPGS which blew my mind. Right up until the time the owner of the BBS called my house to offer me membership, spoke with my mother, and well... let's just say she wasn't too pleased. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

10-01-2009, 06:35 PM	#30
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I remember staying the night a buddies house when I was like 11 or 12, and looking at pix on his dialup AOL. I remember searching for "tyra banks naked". I remember the pictures buffering, and each time it got a little clearer, you'd be that much closer to finding out if you were going to see a nipple. Also, we would put on the scrambled porn channels. My step-brother told me there was a trick where you could change the channels rapidly, and it would make the porn channel unscramble. I'm pretty sure I was duped, and I think I ruined some buttons on my remote. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

10-01-2009, 07:47 PM	#32
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I was messing with our TV antenna the other day, trying to get a digital channel to come in and the way it came in and out, and the audio was scrambled, brought me right back to those days of watching scrambled Playboy and trying to make out anything on the screen.

10-03-2009, 01:45 AM	#36
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Damn it! I meant to pick trout... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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