So, my neighbor got hauled away by the cops last night...

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

As long as we're relating white trash stories........

I used to live in Independence, Missouri. Big town. Home of Harry S. Truman. Also made the list as one of the top 10 LEAST integrated cities in the nation over 100,000 people. I'm going off the top of my head so don't quote me, but I think it was 98.7% of the population was caucasian as of the 2000 census. Something ridiculous like that.

We lived in a 50 year old neighborhood. Many of the residents were original owners who bought the houses back in the 1950s-1960s. There was not a single minority living in this neighborhood of 100-125 houses.

One day, I was standing outside my house doing some landscaping. The neighbor a couple of houses down, was mowing on his riding mower, drinking beer after beer while doing it. Suddenly, he shuts off the blade and drives his mower down the street towards my house while pulling out a fresh beer. He comes all the way up the driveway.



Always good to see there are some still stuck in the 1950s.

Not long after my wife and I moved into our house, one of our neighbors stopped by for a chat. During the course of the conversation, he mentioned that some "mexicans" had moved in down the street and to be sure to keep the garage door closed because they "would rob us blind".

*sigh*

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Please... Livonia voters... PLEASE go into the voting booth and elect this guy!

[Radii]

Wow. That was incredible

[Travis]

He's channeling a little Dan Aykroyd with his inflections at times (especially pre glasses). Kept distracting me from his main points

[Big Fo]

He doesn't like trash on the ground and has passion for his town. Vote him in.

[DataKing]

That's funny...I kept thinking Dan Aykroyd too while watching that.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but did that entire speech not include a single conjunction?

[RainMaker]

That guy is awesome. Doesn't have a clue how government operates but nonetheless would bring some awesomeness to city council meetings.

[Greyroofoo]

For some reason I was thinking of George Costanza watching that.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by DataKing

And correct me if I'm wrong, but did that entire speech not include a single conjunction?

I didn't hear any either.

Something else that I noticed he was missing from his vocabulary is the word "THE."

Originally Posted by http://dictionary.reference.com

the
1  /stressed ði; unstressed before a consonant ðə; unstressed before a vowel ði/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [stressed thee; unstressed before a consonant thuh; unstressed before a vowel thee] Show IPA
Use the in a Sentence
–definite article
1. (used, esp. before a noun, with a specifying or particularizing effect, as opposed to the indefinite or generalizing force of the indefinite article a or an): the book you gave me; Come into the house.
2. (used to mark a proper noun, natural phenomenon, ship, building, time, point of the compass, branch of endeavor, or field of study as something well-known or unique): the sun; the Alps; the Queen Elizabeth; the past; the West.
3. (used with or as part of a title): the Duke of Wellington; the Reverend John Smith.
4. (used to mark a noun as indicating the best-known, most approved, most important, most satisfying, etc.): the skiing center of the U.S.; If you're going to work hard, now is the time.
5. (used to mark a noun as being used generically): The dog is a quadruped.
6. (used in place of a possessive pronoun, to note a part of the body or a personal belonging): He won't be able to play football until the leg mends.
7. (used before adjectives that are used substantively, to note an individual, a class or number of individuals, or an abstract idea): to visit the sick; from the sublime to the ridiculous.
8. (used before a modifying adjective to specify or limit its modifying effect): He took the wrong road and drove miles out of his way.
9. (used to indicate one particular decade of a lifetime or of a century): the sixties; the gay nineties.
10. (one of many of a class or type, as of a manufactured item, as opposed to an individual one): Did you listen to the radio last night?
11. enough: He saved until he had the money for a new car. She didn't have the courage to leave.
12. (used distributively, to note any one separately) for, to, or in each; a or an: at one dollar the pound.

He talk like Hulk with Bible love Jesus.

[Noop]

That video reminds me of a wrestling promo/comedic skit, this guy is crazy but if he was a wrestler I would give him the world title and push him as a heel.

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by Travis

He's channeling a little Dan Aykroyd with his inflections at times (especially pre glasses). Kept distracting me from his main points

+1

[kcchief19]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I didn't hear any either.

Something else that I noticed he was missing from his vocabulary is the word "THE."


He talk like Hulk with Bible love Jesus.

I've never heard anyone speak so fluently while sounding like they don't speak English.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

In case anybody wants to visit his myspace... http://www.myspace.com/mojazzorch

He gives his home address & invites anyone to "please accept my invitation to visit me anytime we can enjoy listening to my next door neighbor's backyard fishpond disturb our peace best between 3 AM and 6 AM."

[kcchief19]

Without repentance and sought
reconciliation with God in name Jesus
any effort on part this legislative body to
encourage expansion of existing
spiritually criminal territory known as
sixteenth district court Livonia Michigan
which kingdom of God recognizes is
only one representative agent of our
spiritually corrupt United States of America
government judicial system
will upon your individual ceasing to exist as
living breathing human beings result in
condemnation into eternal fires of hell.

Fair enough to say right now I believe
I would rather be me than you.

Snap!

That's the most colorful and craziest-ass way I've ever seen anybody oppose building a new courthouse.

[kcchief19]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

In case anybody wants to visit his myspace... http://www.myspace.com/mojazzorch

OK, do I not understand MySpace or does this guy actually have a "band" named the Missouri Jazz Orchestra? And did he really say that Mary Hart and Casem Kasem are influences, and that the band sounds like Christmas, Easter, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, Maynard Ferguson, Willie Nelson, Madonna and Joan Jett? That would indeed sound like nothing I've ever heard before.

[EagleFan]

That guy is either completely insane or just trying to get his 15 minutes of fame. Either way, what a freaking moron.

[kcchief19]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

That guy is either completely insane or just trying to get his 15 minutes of fame. Either way, what a freaking moron.

Don't rule out the possibility that he's both.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by kcchief19

Don't rule out the possibility that he's both.

This is true.

[BYU 14]

Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

My neighbor is white trash and batshit crazy. There were kids egging my house a few years ago, so I mentioned to him about if he sees anything suspicious to let me know. His response was "I'll shoot them for you." I was like, no it's ok just let me know. He goes "Im serious I'll shoot them."

He also told me a story about a guy who didn't finish a job he paid him to do, so he went to his house with a bat and "took care of that problem".

They ride quads at all hours of the day and night. They let their 4 year old set off fireworks with no one watching him. I could go on and on.

And he drinks Pabst too......This is a man worthy of his title!

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Please... Livonia voters... PLEASE go into the voting booth and elect this guy!

If he teams up with this guy:


Look out, Livonia!



On a serious note: WOW! Seriously, WOW! with a little bit of DANG! thrown in.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by BYU 14

And he drinks Pabst too......This is a man worthy of his title!

the guy on the far left (denim on denim) looks like Lathum with a full head of hair. when was this picture taken?

/just saying

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

the guy on the far left (denim on denim) looks like Lathum with a full head of hair. when was this picture taken?

/just saying

OK< thats weird, the guy actualy does look like me.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Lathum

OK< thats weird, the guy actualy does look like me.

i know. i mean...i was joking about when was it taken cuz i'm sure it's not you...but like...do you have an identical-twin separated-at-birth redneck brother you don't know about or something?

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

i know. i mean...i was joking about when was it taken cuz i'm sure it's not you...but like...do you have an identical-twin separated-at-birth redneck brother you don't know about or something?

I am adopted so I guess it's possible.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Lathum

I am adopted so I guess it's possible.

psst - that was also comedic, not serious.

i just thought the resemblance was pretty...amusing

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

psst - that was also comedic, not serious.

i just thought the resemblance was pretty...amusing

I know that

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Lathum

I know that