To zombie, or not to zombie

Kodos · 08-14-2009, 09:58 AM

You have just been bitten by a zombie, and can feel yourself turning. You have a gun in your hand. What do you do?

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 08-14-2009, 09:59 AM

If I'm an immediate danger to loved ones, I'd probably shoot myself. Otherwise, why not have a little zombie fun?

MikeVic · 08-14-2009, 10:00 AM

I would've hopefully shot myself before being bitten. I think zombies feasting on you would suck a lot.

Kodos · 08-14-2009, 10:01 AM

It's a "take one for the team" scenario. Definitely gotta shoot yourself.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-14-2009, 10:03 AM

I probably put the chain on & just play video games in my friend's shed.

MikeVic · 08-14-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I probably put the chain on & just play video games in my friend's shed.

But you'd need to feed on brains. Would your friend bring over people he/she doesn't like and you'd feed on them?

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-14-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

But you'd need to feed on brains. Would your friend bring over people he/she doesn't like and you'd feed on them?

If I need to feed on brains in this world, I'll starve.

lighthousekeeper · 08-14-2009, 12:24 PM

If you get bitten by a Zombie, then it's definitely God's plan for you to be a Zombie. Don't turn from it.

Autumn · 08-14-2009, 12:50 PM

Wisest to shoot yourself, of course, but I think in all honesty you'd probably figure you could find some way out of it, we always think we're differnet than everyone else. Then you find yourself eating brains again and you're like, "damn it."

Karlifornia · 08-14-2009, 01:41 PM

Sorry, folks. I'm not ending this prematurely. I'm going full-on zombie, and loving every minute of it.

gstelmack · 08-14-2009, 01:44 PM

Wait, hold on - if I have a gun, how did the zombie get close enough to bite me?

And second, this post is missing the "kill all the zombies around me so I can become the zombie king!" option.

DanGarion · 08-14-2009, 02:10 PM

Zombie! Then I can have some hot zombie on hot chick action! Because we all know chicks dig bad guys!

DanGarion · 08-14-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

If you get bitten by a Zombie, then it's definitely God's plan for you to be a Zombie. Don't turn from it.

Not to mention if you kill yourself you aren't going to heaven...

DanGarion · 08-14-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

If I need to feed on brains in this world, I'll starve.

Just like all the parents say on this board when talking about kids, you can't speak for zombies if you haven't been a zombie.

flere-imsaho · 08-17-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

If I'm an immediate danger to loved ones, I'd probably shoot myself. Otherwise, why not have a little zombie fun?

View Poll Results: Do you shoot yourself, or become a zombie?
I shoot myself	15	45.45%
I let myself become a zombie	18	54.55%
Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

08-14-2009, 09:59 AM	#2
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	If I'm an immediate danger to loved ones, I'd probably shoot myself. Otherwise, why not have a little zombie fun? __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

08-14-2009, 12:24 PM	#8
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	If you get bitten by a Zombie, then it's definitely God's plan for you to be a Zombie. Don't turn from it. __________________ ...

08-14-2009, 01:41 PM	#10
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Sorry, folks. I'm not ending this prematurely. I'm going full-on zombie, and loving every minute of it. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

08-14-2009, 01:44 PM	#11
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	Wait, hold on - if I have a gun, how did the zombie get close enough to bite me? And second, this post is missing the "kill all the zombies around me so I can become the zombie king!" option. __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

08-14-2009, 10:00 AM	#3
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I would've hopefully shot myself before being bitten. I think zombies feasting on you would suck a lot.

08-14-2009, 10:01 AM	#4
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	It's a "take one for the team" scenario. Definitely gotta shoot yourself.

08-14-2009, 10:03 AM	#5
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I probably put the chain on & just play video games in my friend's shed.

08-14-2009, 12:50 PM	#9
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Wisest to shoot yourself, of course, but I think in all honesty you'd probably figure you could find some way out of it, we always think we're differnet than everyone else. Then you find yourself eating brains again and you're like, "damn it."

08-14-2009, 02:10 PM	#12
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Zombie! Then I can have some hot zombie on hot chick action! Because we all know chicks dig bad guys! __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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