TheWhoreFromNextDoor

Joker · 08-13-2009, 03:52 PM

Dear Forum
I'm the Sales Manager for a company in the mid-west.
As the sun comes up on a beautiful day ...An incredible looking brunette comes around the corner in the front of the building. All the men on the front steps turn and in silence we all notice the sight and as our heads turn in unison.
She is dressed in 3" heels with a leather skirt cut from her knee to her thigh.
She walks the neighborhood, as early as 6am til late in the afternoon. Most days we see her talking to men, bumming a cigarette or a light, sometimes I see her put her leg up on the street light and stretch running her hand down her leg.
Not once have we spoken to her, but we see her daily.
and when the "whorefromnextdoor" call goes out. We all run for the window to see what she is wearing for the day.
Now you may question. How do you know its a "Whorefromnextdoor"?
There is a truck stop a few blocks down and we have seen her emerge from numerous semi-truck cabs: placing her victorian hat back on her head when the deal is done.
After each sighting we all argue "she's a man she's a woman.
The Police tell us....No such thing as a good looking "whorefromnextdoor"

CamEdwards · 08-13-2009, 04:00 PM

I'm confused... did you mean to call her an "inedible looking brunette", since you also say you argue with your co-workers over her gender? Or are you just the Lady Gaga type?

RedKingGold · 08-13-2009, 04:00 PM

I hate clowns.

Sun Tzu · 08-13-2009, 04:25 PM

Hate is a strong word

Joker · 08-13-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Hate is a strong word

Everyone hates a 5 Time World Champion

RomaGoth · 08-13-2009, 04:31 PM

Maybe she is just investigating the check engine light in these so-called trucks.

MJ4H · 08-13-2009, 04:51 PM

Can someone clarify for me what the living fuck is going on here?

Karlifornia · 08-13-2009, 05:28 PM

6 AM to the mid-afternoon? That's like graveyard shift in the whore world.

Izulde · 08-13-2009, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

6 AM to the mid-afternoon? That's like graveyard shift in the whore world.

But that way you get the lunchtime steak + BJ crowd.

Joker · 08-13-2009, 05:44 PM

I will take a pic tomorrow and I expect much feed back.

King of New York · 08-13-2009, 05:52 PM

Could you tell us more about this "victorian hat" that she wears? My interest in the hat is piqued.

CU Tiger · 08-13-2009, 06:00 PM

This WFND...does she ever chase men?
Around the parking lot?
Around the corner?
Half way around the world?

I mean how big a W we talking about here.....

I keed because I love

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-13-2009, 06:35 PM

I don't like women who smoke. It's a nasty habit.

Chief Rum · 08-13-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I don't like women who smoke. It's a nasty habit.

But yer all right wid the whoring then?

Apathetic Lurker · 08-13-2009, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I don't like women who smoke. It's a nasty habit.

You Sir, are such a cigarette nazi

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-13-2009, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

But yer all right wid the whoring then?

Sure. Bitch betta have my money!

SteveMax58 · 08-13-2009, 08:39 PM

This whore...does she drink?
Or is she covered in stink?

When she gleans mens eyes
Does it give you a rise?

If she were a man, with a staff
Would you only pay half?

If she asked for a light
Would you challenge him to fight?

If she fell in the street
Would you sneak a peak?

In a pinch, and in sin
Would you water her chin?

SnDvls · 08-13-2009, 10:11 PM

Would she, could she in a box?
Would she, could she with a fox?

Could she do it here or there?
Could she do it anywhere?

Joker · 08-14-2009, 08:46 AM

TWFND, Was unavailable this morning....for pictures or comments for our story.
My team of office workers are on it.

We will stick with the theme as it is so far.
BUT REMEMBER WHEN WHORE NEWS BREAKS OUT WE BREAK IN!

I do not like TheWhoreFromNextDoor!
You do not like HER. So you say.
Try HER! Try HER! And you may.
Try HER and you may, say.

Say! I like TheWhoreFromNextDoor!
I do! I like HER, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat HER WITH HER DOPE.
And I would eat HER AND MY COAT...

And I will eat HER in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
NOW I HAVE A STD!

Oilers9911 · 08-14-2009, 10:19 AM

And this kiddies, is what happens when you don't take your meds.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-14-2009, 11:10 AM

TCY Junkie would have done this so much better.

DanGarion · 08-14-2009, 11:49 AM

Wait so who is the whore?

Toddzilla · 08-14-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

tarcone would have done this so much better.

fixed

RomaGoth · 08-14-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

TCY Junkie would have done me so much better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

fixed

fixed again.

Passacaglia · 08-14-2009, 01:13 PM

ThisThreadSucks

RendeR · 08-14-2009, 01:20 PM

So far this thread has NOT delivered.

Autumn · 08-14-2009, 01:32 PM

Hmm, they don't have a snoring emoticon. I never noticed that until now.

08-13-2009, 04:00 PM	#2
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I'm confused... did you mean to call her an "inedible looking brunette", since you also say you argue with your co-workers over her gender? Or are you just the Lady Gaga type? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

08-13-2009, 04:25 PM	#4
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Hate is a strong word __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

08-13-2009, 04:51 PM	#7
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Can someone clarify for me what the living fuck is going on here? __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

08-13-2009, 05:28 PM	#8
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	6 AM to the mid-afternoon? That's like graveyard shift in the whore world. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

08-13-2009, 05:52 PM	#11
King of New York High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edge of the Great Dismal Swamp	Could you tell us more about this "victorian hat" that she wears? My interest in the hat is piqued. __________________ Input A No Input

08-13-2009, 04:00 PM	#3
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	I hate clowns.

08-13-2009, 05:44 PM	#10
Joker H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Mar 2006	I will take a pic tomorrow and I expect much feed back.

08-13-2009, 06:00 PM	#12
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	This WFND...does she ever chase men? Around the parking lot? Around the corner? Half way around the world? I mean how big a W we talking about here..... I keed because I love

08-13-2009, 06:35 PM	#13
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I don't like women who smoke. It's a nasty habit.

08-13-2009, 08:39 PM	#17
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	This whore...does she drink? Or is she covered in stink? When she gleans mens eyes Does it give you a rise? If she were a man, with a staff Would you only pay half? If she asked for a light Would you challenge him to fight? If she fell in the street Would you sneak a peak? In a pinch, and in sin Would you water her chin?

08-13-2009, 10:11 PM	#18
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	Would she, could she in a box? Would she, could she with a fox? Could she do it here or there? Could she do it anywhere?

08-14-2009, 08:46 AM	#19
Joker H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Mar 2006	TWFND, Was unavailable this morning....for pictures or comments for our story. My team of office workers are on it. We will stick with the theme as it is so far. BUT REMEMBER WHEN WHORE NEWS BREAKS OUT WE BREAK IN! I do not like TheWhoreFromNextDoor! You do not like HER. So you say. Try HER! Try HER! And you may. Try HER and you may, say. Say! I like TheWhoreFromNextDoor! I do! I like HER, Sam-I-am! And I would eat HER WITH HER DOPE. And I would eat HER AND MY COAT... And I will eat HER in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. NOW I HAVE A STD!

08-14-2009, 10:19 AM	#20
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	And this kiddies, is what happens when you don't take your meds.

08-14-2009, 11:10 AM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	TCY Junkie would have done this so much better. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-14-2009, 11:49 AM	#22
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Wait so who is the whore? __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

08-14-2009, 01:13 PM	#25
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	ThisThreadSucks

08-14-2009, 01:20 PM	#26
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	So far this thread has NOT delivered. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

08-14-2009, 01:32 PM	#27
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Hmm, they don't have a snoring emoticon. I never noticed that until now.

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