Macroguru's Parole

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 12:27 PM

With my first ever boxing out of the way, I felt a little like this today...

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Skydog: Macroguru, your files say you've served 3 days of a boxing sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
Macroguru: Rehabilitated?
Macroguru: [sighs] Well now, let's see.
Macroguru: [pauses] You know, I don't have any idea what that word means.
Skydog: Well, it means you are ready to rejoin the FOFC society...
Macroguru: [interrupting] I know what you think it means sonny.
Macroguru: To me it's just a made-up word
Macroguru: A politician's word; so, young fellows like yourself sit at a desk and mod a board... and have something to do with their little free time.
Macroguru: What do you really want to know?
Macroguru: Am I sorry for what I did?
Skydog: Well, are you?
Macroguru: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret.,
Macroguru: Not because I'm in here and because you think I should.
Macroguru: I look back on the way I was then... a stupid, young kid who committed that terrible crime.
Macroguru: I want to talk to him.
Macroguru: I want to try and talk some sense to him.
Macroguru: Tell him the way things are, but I can't.
Macroguru: That kid's long gone, and this old man is all that's left.
Macroguru: I gotta live with that.
Macroguru: Rehabilitated?
Macroguru: It's just a bullshit word.
Macroguru: So you go on and stamp the form, sonny, and stop wasting my time.
Macroguru: Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

sterlingice · 07-16-2009, 12:34 PM

Galaxy · 07-16-2009, 12:35 PM

I'm buying you a beer next time.

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

I'm buying you a beer next time.

Sweet! That Raspberry Hefe was dang good.

Schmidty · 07-16-2009, 12:40 PM

Schmidty was here.

claphamsa · 07-16-2009, 12:40 PM

in before the lock for making fun of a mod

Galaxy · 07-16-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Sweet! That Raspberry Hefe was dang good.

I can still taste it.

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by claphamsa

in before the lock for making fun of a mod

This would truly show that none of them have a sense of humor

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Schmidty was here.

Well played!

FrogMan · 07-16-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Well played!

unless it ends up being Schmidty's last FOFC post ever

FM

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

unless it ends up being Schmidty's last FOFC post ever

FM

Don't you put that evil on me Frogman!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-16-2009, 01:06 PM

Does this mean you're going to be running on TNT every weekend, back to back?

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Does this mean you're going to be running on TNT every weekend, back to back?

Yup, squished right between Law and Order and Charmed.

KWhit · 07-16-2009, 01:12 PM

When you were boxed, I had to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.

I guess I just miss my friend.

Galaxy · 07-16-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Yup, squished right between Law and Order and Charmed.

RendeR and you can have a show based in Buffalo. I'll have a guest spot every now and then.

DanGarion · 07-16-2009, 01:54 PM

In before the lock!

BYU 14 · 07-16-2009, 01:59 PM

Which comes first?

The lock or Macro reboxed?

You are becoming the Tie Domi of FOFC buddy, I think I feel a man crush coming on.

DanGarion · 07-16-2009, 02:01 PM

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Which comes first?

The lock or Macro reboxed?

You are becoming the Tie Domi of FOFC buddy, I think I feel a man crush coming on.

As I said, if I get boxed or this gets locked, they do not have a sense of humor...

as for pushing that man crush into full scale infatuation, if I got a picture of me humping Bronco's leg, would that help

Ben E Lou · 07-16-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

With my first ever boxing out of the way, I felt a little like this today...

larrymcg421 · 07-16-2009, 02:55 PM

You don't have to ask me every time you need to go take a piss.

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 02:55 PM

And now I have the thumbs up, I feel like I just did this...

BYU 14 · 07-16-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

as for pushing that man crush into full scale infatuation, if I got a picture of me humping Bronco's leg, would that help

Get back to you later, running to file divorce papers!!

Swaggs · 07-16-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Schmidty was here.

Swaggs too

dacman · 07-16-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Schmidty was here.

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

Swaggs too

FAIL.

Swaggs · 07-16-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dacman

FAIL.

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Galaxy · 07-16-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Sweet! That Raspberry Hefe was dang good.

The beer was brewed by the Ellicottville Brewing Company, correct?

If so, I'm going to check out the beer selection at Wegmans. I know they carry a lot of local stuff, including EBC.

MacroGuru · 07-16-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

The beer was brewed by the Ellicottville Brewing Company, correct?

If so, I'm going to check out the beer selection at Wegman's. I know they carry a lot of local stuff, including EBC.

Yup...It was an EBC...

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Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Does this mean you're going to be running on TNT every weekend, back to back?

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KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	When you were boxed, I had to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

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BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Which comes first? The lock or Macro reboxed? You are becoming the Tie Domi of FOFC buddy, I think I feel a man crush coming on.

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