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Old 07-15-2009, 09:34 AM   #51
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Old 07-15-2009, 09:36 AM   #52
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Old 07-15-2009, 09:52 AM   #53
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:06 AM   #54
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I'd love to motorboat those cans

You motor-boating son of a bitch!
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:51 AM   #55
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Ping: Blackjack Players - Front Office Football Central

SI

I red that before and remembered the roulette talk, I forgot about the slot talk. I won betting football six years in a row, but quit because it was too time consuming and I started out just to see if I could do it. I know I can't win at the horses or elephants, but if two bonus elephants start to hit than you do double your bets because 3 elephants will hit soon and the lucrative bonus round will start.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:35 AM   #56
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Cuckoo is in trouble because I've been losing weight and I'm now fast like a ninja....a basketball ninja.

No longer the white "Round Mound of Rebound" these days? Atta boy!

I should look into removing the spare tire...or two...I'm carrying around as well...then we could both be ninjas!!
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:32 PM   #57
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My cousin with add who played that slot all day because he can't bet less than 4 tracks, told me what the secret to winning on that slot was when he was up 300. On the way home he wasn't talking as much. The next two times I went I played it for shit and giggles for a few, I didn't have a rabbits foot or I would have probably won more.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:46 PM   #58
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Can the mods make a rule that muttering bullshit becomes a boxable offense? Seriously, children might read that and all of the sudden they think dogs are cats.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:48 PM   #59
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Can the mods make a rule that muttering bullshit becomes a boxable offense? Seriously, children might read that and all of the sudden they think dogs are cats.


You gotta be kidding. I love reading TCYJ. I rarely know what the fuck he's talking about, but it's entertaining as hell.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:51 PM   #60
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TCYJ is our own Oswald Bates

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Old 07-15-2009, 12:54 PM   #61
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You gotta be kidding. I love reading TCYJ. I rarely know what the fuck he's talking about, but it's entertaining as hell.

I am not kidding, he's a homeless man's Pumpy Tudors.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:59 PM   #62
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I feel that another shit storm is a-brewin
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:02 PM   #63
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I feel that another shit storm is a-brewin
Oh sorry, next time I'll fart downwind.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:03 PM   #64
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Here ya go:

This picture is the root of all the issues on FOFC! But it's the best damn meme the FOFCs got!
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:03 PM   #65
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Oh sorry, next time I'll fart downwind.

Please do...I don't like knowing where you ate yesterday without reading your blog first.

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Old 07-15-2009, 01:04 PM   #66
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I am not kidding, he's a homeless man's Pumpy Tudors.

I don't even know you anymore.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:05 PM   #67
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There is this thing when muliple women live in the same house...their PMS cycles all coincide with each other after time...is this finally happening at FOFC?
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:09 PM   #68
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I don't even know you anymore.

Don't say things you can't take back!
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:12 PM   #69
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So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:20 PM   #70
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Can the mods make a rule that muttering bullshit becomes a boxable offense? Seriously, children might read that and all of the sudden they think dogs are cats.

haha!
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:22 PM   #71
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Can the mods make a rule that muttering bullshit becomes a boxable offense? Seriously, children might read that and all of the sudden they think dogs are cats.

And New Jersey Devils' fans are going to think Colin White is an actual hockey player...oh wait
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:24 PM   #72
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Better now that that tool MJ4H is gone.

Now if we can just get rid of RendeR, MBBF and DanGanglion, then FOFC would be on its way back to respectability.

Don't forget that troublemaker Subby.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:28 PM   #73
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Where's Pumpy to defend his honour. He's been called out twice!
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:29 PM   #74
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This picture is the root of all the issues on FOFC! But it's the best damn meme the FOFCs got!

I gotta get some work done here. You've got to stop quoting it.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:30 PM   #75
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Where's Pumpy to defend his honour. He's been called out twice!

I thought he had a script to search for Pumpy references because he always shows up within a post or two.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:30 PM   #76
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Where's Pumpy to defend his honour. He's been called out twice!

I didn't call him out, Pumpy's awesome!
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:31 PM   #77
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I thought he had a script to search for Pumpy references because he always shows up within a post or two.

Maybe his script is on the fritz.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:34 PM   #78
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Maybe his script is on the fritz.

I see what you did there.

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Old 07-15-2009, 01:36 PM   #79
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I am not kidding, he's a homeless man's Pumpy Tudors.
I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment, an insult, or a disembowelment.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:37 PM   #80
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And New Jersey Devils' fans are going to think Colin White is an actual hockey player...oh wait
and what the fuck
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:37 PM   #81
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I thought he had a script to search for Pumpy references because he always shows up within a post or two.

or 5

wait, how did pumpy get involved?
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:37 PM   #82
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or 5

wait, how did pumpy get involved?

oh yes, called it
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:37 PM   #83
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I'm away from home on a business trip this week. You all should be amazed that I managed to respond to such garbage this quickly.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:40 PM   #84
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I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment, an insult, or a disembowelment.

Well, its unfortunate but I see TCYJ as a lame attempt at your humour. Yet he's really not even as good a homeless man's version of you, so just being in the same sentence is a bit unfair to you really. My apologies.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:44 PM   #85
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Well, its unfortunate but I see TCYJ as a lame attempt at your humour. Yet he's really not even as good a homeless man's version of you, so just being in the same sentence is a bit unfair to you really. My apologies.

If Pumpy takes your apology he is as lame as you
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:49 PM   #86
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Well, its unfortunate but I see TCYJ as a lame attempt at your humour. Yet he's really not even as good a homeless man's version of you, so just being in the same sentence is a bit unfair to you really. My apologies.
No harm done.

I think TCYJ and I do post similar things sometimes. The difference is that he feels good about it afterwards, while I post something and then immediately hate myself. But I think we're both coming from the same place. And if we're both coming from the same place, I think I need to have a talk with my mother.

I hate myself.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:51 PM   #87
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If Pumpy takes your apology he is as lame as you

Duly noted.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:17 PM   #88
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No harm done.

I think TCYJ and I do post similar things sometimes. The difference is that he feels good about it afterwards, while I post something and then immediately hate myself. But I think we're both coming from the same place. And if we're both coming from the same place, I think I need to have a talk with my mother.

I hate myself.

I think we are alike but we don't post the same things. I don't explain myself to make people like me, but I do want to get along. I put myself down a couple times when I started just so some would know I'm not stuck up. I also read the forum more when I first started posting to get the inside jokes. This might sound like a dick, but I'm tired of trying to always do the right thing with people I know so I didn't care to explain myself before. If I cared more, I'd read more threads and make jokes more would get. I'm all cared out with real life shit, if you can't appreciate me like path and hot twenty year olds than I understand why you're upset Fidatelo.

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Duly noted.

You sure like drama. You don't understand me so you attack, I don't get personal attacks when I'm not online but I sure see them.

I don't know what you are calling bullshit. I'm going to the track. And Mr. Dan asked me how I was doing. I was up, because I was extremely lucky. I read that blackjack thread again and made me think about my cousin telling me to increase my bets when the elephants started hitting. I guess I shouldn't say things funny unless you can get them, some people like my writing and I've never been asked to stop by anyone from this board. I then tried to explain it a little and talked about a rabbits foot because that was the correct answer based on Quicksand's IWS. I don't think you understand one bit.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:28 PM   #89
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I don't think you understand one bit.

Correct.
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:32 PM   #90
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I think we are alike but we don't post the same things. I don't explain myself to make people like me, but I do want to get along. I put myself down a couple times when I started just so some would know I'm not stuck up. I also read the forum more when I first started posting to get the inside jokes. This might sound like a dick, but I'm tired of trying to always do the right thing with people I know so I didn't care to explain myself before. If I cared more, I'd read more threads and make jokes more would get. I'm all cared out with real life shit, if you can't appreciate me like path and hot twenty year olds than I understand why you're upset Fidatelo.
There's no need to explain yourself, especially not to me. I'm just the hot buttered biscuit of FOFC. I ain't nothing more than that. I suggest chewing gum and being happy. That's what I'm doing!
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