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There are so many different angles of ridiculous on this story
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07-02-2009, 09:18 AM | #2 |
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That restores my faith in God.
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07-02-2009, 09:26 AM | #3 | |
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07-02-2009, 09:39 AM | #4 |
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C'mon, God talks in "thee"s and "thou"s.
It's this moron that screws it up. If he'd have been Moses, there'd be a commandment about beef jerky or he'd have screwed it all up and it'd be ok to kill people ("Thou shalt not? Is that one of them double negatives?") SI
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07-02-2009, 09:44 AM | #5 |
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He was "like" no, but he was actually "fuck no".
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07-02-2009, 10:58 AM | #6 |
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I wonder if God has told him that his 15 are up yet?
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07-02-2009, 11:40 AM | #7 |
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I don't know who this God person is, but, I'm glad he had the common sense to tell this moron that he should not run for office.
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07-02-2009, 11:46 AM | #8 |
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07-02-2009, 11:49 AM | #9 |
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As opposed to Al Franken being elected to Congress?
Hell, that makes Joe look like a worthy candidate to be named Treasury Secretary, Supreme Ruler for Life, and Pope ... simultaneously.
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07-02-2009, 11:53 AM | #10 | |
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07-02-2009, 11:55 AM | #11 |
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Alas, we're stuck with the same one. Pity for us both I reckon.
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07-02-2009, 12:05 PM | #12 |
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Al Franken: Degree from Harvard
Joe the Plumber: "[The Founding Fathers] knew socialism doesn't work. They knew communism doesn't work."
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07-02-2009, 12:20 PM | #13 |
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Al Franken: the Democratic Rush Limbaugh.
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07-02-2009, 12:29 PM | #14 |
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There is no democratic Rush Limbaugh. I don't see anyone in their party who controls a huge set of the fringe to the point where leaders of said party defer and grovel to him. SI
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07-02-2009, 12:33 PM | #15 | |
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07-02-2009, 12:53 PM | #16 |
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And Rush also likes to wear diapers and dress in bunny suits.*
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FWIW I think that both Franken and Limbaugh are blowhards, but not idiots. Joe Plumber is both.
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07-02-2009, 01:21 PM | #19 | |
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07-02-2009, 01:47 PM | #20 |
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It think Al should do his first address as Stuart Smalley.
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07-02-2009, 01:55 PM | #21 |
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I think no state can touch Minnesota's elected officials. Then again, California has had the governator and Sony Bono. hmm...
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07-02-2009, 02:00 PM | #22 | |
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Hell, or Ronald Reagan for that matter. Didn't he basically go actor to governor? SI
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An educated idiot is still an idiot, just one that wasted a large amount of cash.
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I am willing to agree to this. I am unlikely to ever agree that Franken as a Senator is a good idea, anymore than most folks would think Limbaugh as a Senator is a good idea.
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07-02-2009, 02:37 PM | #25 | |
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Given the millions he made largely because of doors that Harvard degree opened I'm not sure how you can say he wasted his money.
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