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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Thanksgiving humor
The Parrot
A young man received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. He tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, He was so fed up that he yelled at the parrot. The parrot just yelled back. He shook the parrot and the parrot only got angrier and ruder. In desperation, he threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer. For a few moments the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet - Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, he quickly opened the door of the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto his outstretched arms and said: "I believe I have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." The young man was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued.... "May I inquire as to what the turkey did?" Last edited by Kodos : 11-26-2008 at 02:59 PM. |
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11-26-2008, 03:06 PM
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Location: Rahway, NJ
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11-26-2008, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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haha
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11-26-2008, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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What, no foul language- how can you possibly have a joke in this day and age that isn't completely blue?
Seriously, tho SI
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11-26-2008, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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One of my coworkers sent that to me. Not a Kodos joke, in case anyone was wondering.
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11-27-2008, 05:58 AM
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Shouldn't that be no fowl language? |
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11-27-2008, 09:58 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Not a joke,
Rick Astley just performed on the Macy's parade. Guess what he sang?
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11-27-2008, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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*rimshot* SI
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11-27-2008, 10:00 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Macy's just got Rick-Rolled. |
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11-27-2008, 11:41 AM
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Detroit Lions Football
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11-27-2008, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Didn't Green Bay usually play on Thanksgiving, or am I confusing myself.
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11-27-2008, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Ok, after reading M GO BLUE!!!'s post, I went to check the score and saw Culpepper fumbled, and then right after the Titans scored.
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11-27-2008, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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Nope. For as long as I can remember, it has always been Detroit and Dallas on Thanksgiving. |
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11-27-2008, 12:06 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Ok thanks. I remember those two teams, but for some reason I thought Green Bay played too. |
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11-27-2008, 12:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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I miss watching Barry Sanders on Thanksgiving Day...
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11-27-2008, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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Yeah, Rick Astley didn't just perform. It was a true Rick Roll. I thought the whole Rick Roll thing was pretty dumb from the start, but still this was pretty epically hilarious.
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11-27-2008, 01:08 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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11-27-2008, 01:11 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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oh this thread isn't about the Lions game?
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11-27-2008, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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"Denny's - English for 'Next to La Quinta.' La Quinta - Spanish for 'Next to Denny's ' "
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11-27-2008, 09:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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Me too.. always a fond memory. I remember one year, I think it was in 90 where he just had an amazing game and all of the guys in my family were just gathered around the TV in awe. |
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11-28-2008, 12:51 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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I totally jacked this thread.
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11-28-2008, 12:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Not really, as you can see the thread died along with those fond memories of a day when Detroit didn't suck as totally as they do now. |
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