If Lane Kiffin were an actor.....

[stevew]

OK, so hypothetically if Lane Kiffin were an actor instead of a football coach, I think this would be his theoretical career path....
(I'm going to attempt to keep this as clean as possible)

2001-2004 Starts taking bit parts on soap operas
2004-Gradually increases his acting acumen and gets a gig on a network sitcom as some sort of comic relief type guy
2005-2006 Gets a bigger part on another sitcom, show has critical promise, but gets cancelled early
2007-Gets the chance to make his big screen debut. Unfortunately Daddy Day Camp was not a big hit. He continues to make such epic failures as Witless Protection, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie
2008-present His studio attempts to fire him, but he finds some loophole in his contract to get another set of movies. Surely they will all suck just as bad.
Future-Nowhere else to turn, he's pretty much stuck doing porno I guess?

[Logan]

...he'd be a lot happier in life right now.

(I reserve this statement for a thread titled "If Lane Kiffin were a Guantanamo detainee...")

[MrBug708]

Don't forget that his father is a legendary Soap Actor

[Raiders Army]

I feel bad for Lane Kiffin. He doesn't deserve this.