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Old 02-12-2008, 07:15 PM   #101
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If you're so put off by the fact that she's a "girl", might I direct your attention to the following thread:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=63698

I think you'll totally start digging it right around post #123 or so.
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Old 02-12-2008, 07:17 PM   #102
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Old 02-12-2008, 07:21 PM   #103
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Old 09-05-2008, 04:42 PM   #104
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I saw the movie yesterday and while the scene wasn't exactly what I hoped for (which I should have suspected because if that were the case the movie would be rated X), it's not all that bad. Penelope actually looks hotter in the movie than Scarlett does though.
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:05 PM   #105
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I saw the movie yesterday and while the scene wasn't exactly what I hoped for (which I should have suspected because if that were the case the movie would be rated X), it's not all that bad. Penelope actually looks hotter in the movie than Scarlett does though.

thats because Scarlett is the most overrated "beauty" out there now
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:34 PM   #106
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thats because Scarlett is the most overrated "beauty" out there now

You are either blind or nuts. Or both.
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:39 PM   #107
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:42 PM   #108
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:37 AM   #109
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Is the movie any good otherwise? I'm a pretty big fan of Woody Allen movies.
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:00 AM   #110
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I would drive a thousand miles to drink sake out of Scarlett Johansen's ass in front of my grandmother.
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:41 AM   #111
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I would drive a thousand miles to drink sake out of Scarlett Johansen's ass in front of my grandmother.

Sorry dude, I already called dibs.
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:00 AM   #112
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thats because Scarlett is the most overrated "beauty" out there now



Scarlett Johansson does nothing for me.
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:46 AM   #113
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Is the movie any good otherwise? I'm a pretty big fan of Woody Allen movies.

I actually enjoyed it a lot. As did the woman.
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:24 AM   #114
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Scarlett Johansson does nothing for me.


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Old 09-06-2008, 10:33 AM   #115
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Is the movie any good otherwise? I'm a pretty big fan of Woody Allen movies.

I think people know me as a Woody Allen fan on this board... I'd have to say it was merely above average. I dunno, it didn't really grasp me as, say, "Match Point", to name the other recent turn Allen has taken to going overseas.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:31 AM   #116
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:32 AM   #117
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:32 AM   #118
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FYI: That was me mocking her detractors.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:37 AM   #119
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She does have huge....tracts of land.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:38 AM   #120
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i would definitely plow that land
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:38 AM   #121
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I thought she was overrated for a while and then I started seeing her in more movies. I think she's far more attractive in film than in pictures. The way she carries herself, talks, walks, I can't take my eyes off her.

And I said it elsewhere, but I really liked the movie. I think its the only the 3rd Woody Allen movie I've ever seen, and it's the first one where it didn't feel like it was written by an out-of-touch old guy.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:59 AM   #122
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She does have huge....tracts of land.

Did this joke exist pre-CK? I want to say it did, but I don't remember where from.
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:01 PM   #123
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Monty Python I think.
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:42 PM   #124
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Did this joke exist pre-CK? I want to say it did, but I don't remember where from.


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Old 09-06-2008, 01:46 PM   #125
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Ah, I thought it might be MP:QFTHG. Thanks, guys.
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:47 PM   #126
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:39 PM   #127
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I would drive a thousand miles to drink sake out of Scarlett Johansen's ass in front of my grandmother.

May I have seconds?
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:57 PM   #128
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And yet she's still overrated. When 99.9% of the guys call her hot, what they really mean is she has big breast. I'm not saying she's Alba overrated, or not attractive, it's just I can name a lot of other females that I would consider more attractive that get less press than her.
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:59 PM   #129
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No. They aren't even all that big.
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