I was on Pumpy last night!

[rkmsuf]

Sorry, no video.

[Dr. Sak]

Did you find the Black Hole?

[rkmsuf]

Yes.

There was a sign posted that said "Danny Glover wus hear"

[Dr. Sak]

That must have covered up the marks Kathy Griffin left.

[Ksyrup]

But not the smell, I bet.

[Pumpy Tudors]

uncalled for imo

[rkmsuf]

Either Danny Glover or Kathy Griffin smells like a dumpster.

[Ksyrup]

Is she still dating Wozniak?

[Kathy Griffin]

I do not appreciate this.

[Ksyrup]

Hey, you're dating him. It's not my fault he's that ugly.

You two make a nice couple.

[rkmsuf]

I was on Wozniak last night!

[Dr. Sak]

I was on Noop's fuck buddy last night.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I was Noop's fuck buddy last night.

(Am I doing this right?)

[Logan]

Bsak did you right.

[rkmsuf]

how did noop get involved?

[Dr. Sak]

Logan was on Cindy Crosby last night!

[MikeVic]

Pumpy was on coke.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Pumpy was on coke.

No, it was Coke Zero. It just tasted like Coke.

[st.cronin]

MikeVic was on cock.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

MikeVic was on cock.

That Kathy Griffin gets around!

[MikeVic]

Hahaha. Get Griffin's cock away form me.

[korme]

This thread delivers!

[bbor]

Toothbrush!

[Dr. Sak]

Sandwich!

[MikeVic]

Potato salad!

[B & B]

[Kathy Griffin]

The concrete was uneven!

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

uncalled for imo

Leave Pumpy alone. After what I did to him the other day I owe him an apology. So there we are waiting pateintly with our fork and plate. We had agreed to split what was coming. It wasn't easy getting past the tight security. And we could already be gone if the septic tank wasn't just emptied. Here comes the part where I tricked Pumpy and ruined his life. We heard the flush of the commode and saw there was indeed some brown treasure in it. I got it out and then told Pumpy it was to hard to cut evenly and told him he needed to go grab that little hoe we saw in the garden we passed. By the time he came back all of it was gone but the last bite, he did take him away to find the hoe. I gave the last bite to him because I would have felt crappy if I ate it all. That's when security found us all shitfaced. They kicked us out and made us promise to never come back again and we always keep our word. I can't believe I did that to him since it was his plan. I wonder if Kathy Griffin even knew we were there.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Leave Pumpy alone. After what I did to him the other day I owe him an apology. So there we are waiting pateintly with our fork and plate. We had agreed to split what was coming. It wasn't easy getting past the tight security. And we could already be gone if the septic tank wasn't just emptied. Here comes the part where I tricked Pumpy and ruined his life. We heard the flush of the commode and saw there was indeed some brown treasure in it. I got it out and then told Pumpy it was to hard to cut evenly and told him he needed to go grab that little hoe we saw in the garden we passed. By the time he came back all of it was gone but the last bite, he did take him away to find the hoe. I gave the last bite to him because I would have felt crappy if I ate it all. That's when security found us all shitfaced. They kicked us out and made us promise to never come back again and we always keep our word. I can't believe I did that to him since it was his plan. I wonder if Kathy Griffin even knew we were there.

welp, way to kill a thread

[Fidatelo]

How is this guy not banninated yet?

Anyways, back to topic people!

[Lorena]

EZ, just put him on ignore.

[Noop]

Originally Posted by bsak16

I was on Noop's fuck buddy last night.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

welp, way to kill a thread

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by Noop

At least I didn't stink up your apartment. I have the courtesy to close the door.

[Noop]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I was with Noop's fuck buddy last night.

(Am I doing this right?)

Fixed. Where you before or after bsak?

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Leave Pumpy alone. After what I did to him the other day I owe him an apology. So there we are waiting pateintly with our fork and plate. We had agreed to split what was coming. It wasn't easy getting past the tight security. And we could already be gone if the septic tank wasn't just emptied. Here comes the part where I tricked Pumpy and ruined his life. We heard the flush of the commode and saw there was indeed some brown treasure in it. I got it out and then told Pumpy it was to hard to cut evenly and told him he needed to go grab that little hoe we saw in the garden we passed. By the time he came back all of it was gone but the last bite, he did take him away to find the hoe. I gave the last bite to him because I would have felt crappy if I ate it all. That's when security found us all shitfaced. They kicked us out and made us promise to never come back again and we always keep our word. I can't believe I did that to him since it was his plan. I wonder if Kathy Griffin even knew we were there.

Too many words.

[Noop]

Originally Posted by bsak16

At least I didn't stink up your apartment. I have the courtesy to close the door.

LOL. Good Job. High Five!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Noop

Fixed. Where you before or after bsak?

So, wait, I wasn't fucking you last night? Then what was that thing in my mouth?

[larrymcg421]

what the fuck. this thread.

it's called medication, people.

[Noop]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

So, wait, I wasn't fucking you last night? Then what was that thing in my mouth?

Wow. Unless you are a white female with b-sized breast with a long back I doubt it was me. Gaylord.

[st.cronin]

I feel like Pumpy is about a c cup.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Noop

Wow. Unless you are a white female with b-sized breast with a long back I doubt it was me. Gaylord.

Nah, I'm not white, nor do I have b-sized breasts. You're right.

Originally Posted by st.cronin

I feel like Pumpy is about a c cup.

INDEED, WOMAN!

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

welp, way to kill a thread

Are you a weather man. I was just trying put out a lame joke to fit in.

Fidatelo: Ban me, Ban you. Sorry I just wanted know what it felt to be a real asshole.

Originally Posted by Lorena

EZ, just put him on ignore.

I can't ignore people. They are commenting on stuff they know nothing about and look silly so I have to help them. Most of you guys are the most closed minded people I have ever seen.

The first thread was mainly venting. The second thread was to tell people the kid was around 5 and to tell you I was serious about the topic. The post in this thread was saying this site was like my stomach mostly full of crap and to tell pumpy I enjoyed him.

Sorry I had to say this, I was getting tired of some of you acting like asses, and not a loveable one like Karlifornia. I could watch you guys all day, but thought you might want some self respect later. I apologize for letting this go this far, it was not my intention to make many people reveal how big of an ass they are, I wanted get to know you and then needed to vent because I can't believe some people are raising kids.

Many people will never like me here because they made themselves look bad in my thread and then many were pissed off and acted like asses in my last thread. Why don't you just take some responsibility for you actions instead of getting pissed off at a three nippled guy.

I like many people on this forum and some like me, just don't talk about stuff you don't understand. I said there was meaning in one post because meaning didn't see it and then made a thread I vented in and many tried to find something that wasn't there. If one person is more open minded because of all this crap then my work is done.
JOKE

Pumpy I hope Kathy Griffin doesn't die from what apears to be a dick impalement because you would be on the top of the suspect list, jacking off trying to get rid of the evidence.

[Uncle Briggs]

You had some pretty funny posts a couple weeks back when you started posting a lot, but since the first few it's seemed kind of forced.

No meanness intended, just sayin'.

[cartman]

Pumpy Tudors is to Tracy Rowlett as journalistic integrity is to a moon pie with Dr Pepper.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by Uncle Briggs

You had some pretty funny posts a couple weeks back when you started posting a lot, but since the first few it's seemed kind of forced.

No meanness intended, just sayin'.

You speak the truth. I knew when I started explaining to Karl my jokes most people think I was a dick and of course they didn't flow there was no chance for witty banter when I make up a joke just to explain it. The last thing I posted that made me laugh was mcdonalds. Well actually I laughed at the joke in the thread I got boxed for because I was so focused on thinking something good to say and then that joke popped in my head. If you didn't think I was passionate about the topic it shouldn't of made you laugh. I knew that when I started the thread but thought people would now I was serious after a good second post and F'd it up. Looking back on it, it was really bad timing for me to see that kid because everyone was thinking I was a dick after explaining my jokes and making a few look foolish maybe, and I kind of knew that but needed to vent and yes I do have a strange way of venting. Anyway, if you have a kid give them a hug and tell them you love them, it would make me feel better the next time I see this crap. I am too sensitive about this, I passed a lady about 25 bending over and she had maybe a 2 year old starting to stand and wobble. When I passed I was getting ready to catch him, thats when she said oh no you can't stand up. I didn't even get to stare at her butt.

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I was on Wozniak last night!

I bet he craps out $100 bill.

[Crapshoot]

I can't believe no one came up with "That's what she said."

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Fidatelo: Ban me, Ban you. Sorry I just wanted know what it felt to be a real asshole.

Feels pretty good right? Keep it up, this was the most intelligible thing you've written on this forum. Get rid of the 'sorry' part though, it comes off as weak. You need to really just focus on the attack and not worry about the hurt you're laying down.

Of course, then you followed it up with another long-winded paragraph of nonsense, which kind of killed the effect.