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Location: Hometown of Canada
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Second wind of your wind?
Do you ever let one go while sitting in a fabric chair that you wish you would've cropdusted on someone? It just reeks... well, when you move around a bit and lift your ass, it comes back! Your wind has a second-wind. I'm guessing it gets stuck in the fabric, and seeps out when you move? I'm going to have to smell all of my fabric chairs.
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12-19-2007, 11:46 AM
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Just make sure you don't put your face on it cuz that's how you get pink eye.
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12-19-2007, 11:50 AM
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Do we really need to share every thought that comes into our minds?
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12-19-2007, 11:51 AM
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Yeah, it's FOFC. |
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12-19-2007, 11:52 AM
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Would you like to smell the drivers seat in my truck?  Right about now would be a good time for it.
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12-19-2007, 11:53 AM
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12-19-2007, 11:56 AM
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I'm thinking this can be a new torture device. Get a few people to let go on some chairs, and then put someone's face in it. The combination of smells should be pretty bad. |
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12-19-2007, 12:01 PM
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I've actually started smelling other people's fabric chairs... one person's in particular.
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12-19-2007, 12:03 PM
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Ehh.. for your sake I hope you don't do it when she's in the "Red Zone". |
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12-19-2007, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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I have found that when it comes to smelly farts, the best move is to brush up against someone while you are walking by them. Even better is if you can make a noise while doing so that will hide the fart sound. Then you blame the dog, cat, goldfish, trees outside, the kids, or my favorite: the tree frogs.
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12-19-2007, 12:12 PM
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It is also hilarious when my 2 year old daughter farts in the bathtub. Honorable mention goes to my son farting while laughing on the floor. In a more related topic, I need to check the odor of my Lazy-Boy chair tonight when I get home from work....
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12-19-2007, 03:33 PM
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You people,
Disturb me. |
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12-19-2007, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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I have never farted. It's unbecoming.
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07-09-2008, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Yuck, that was a bad second wind I just had.
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07-09-2008, 04:26 PM
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If you could take a picture of your fart, what color would it be?
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07-09-2008, 04:29 PM
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I wish I could invent glasses that when you put them on you could see who farted. There would be a green smokey mist around that person.
Imagine sitting somewhere and you smell something foul only to put on your fart glasses and see that the prissy girl at the next table was the one that stunk everyone out. |
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07-09-2008, 04:30 PM
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What if you could bottle it? I bet people would buy that on Ebay.
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07-09-2008, 04:32 PM
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My guess is some sort of toxic looking greenish cloud. That is just a guess though  . Don't look at me like that, you know we have all tried to capture our nether essence on film at some point.... .
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07-09-2008, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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That's funny, greenish was my first instinct too. Why is green associated with farts? You'd think it'd be a light brown?
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Farts aren't green?  *calls doctor to make an appointment*
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07-09-2008, 04:56 PM
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