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Old 08-09-2006, 04:22 PM   #251
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Would people be ok with a male hand wrapped around a stiff penis for the magazine Sexual Health?

Or shouldn't I ask that here?

There's a plaster mold of my stiff penis in the Museum of Natural History as an example of evolutionary perfection.
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Old 08-09-2006, 04:24 PM   #252
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There's a plaster mold of my stiff penis in the Museum of Natural History as an example of evolutionary perfection.
Right next to the picture of the breastfeeding mother! I remember their request they made for me for that statue and I turned it down.
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:54 PM   #253
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HAH!
Stephen Colbert, in his show last night, gave a "wag of the finger" to the magazine. I think that's the one of the highest compliments something can receive!

It's towards the end of the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjTt8RriTA

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Old 08-10-2006, 06:42 PM   #254
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HAH!
Stephen Colbert, in his show last night, gave a "wag of the finger" to the magazine. I think that's the one of the highest compliments something can receive!

It's towards the end of the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjTt8RriTA

/tk

The story appear 2 minutes and 39 seconds in. That was hilarious.
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Old 08-10-2006, 10:01 PM   #255
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HAH!
Stephen Colbert, in his show last night, gave a "wag of the finger" to the magazine. I think that's the one of the highest compliments something can receive!

It's towards the end of the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjTt8RriTA

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This was gr8!!
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Old 05-15-2008, 03:46 PM   #256
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Nice.
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Old 05-15-2008, 03:52 PM   #257
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sexual nerves!!
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Old 05-15-2008, 03:56 PM   #258
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sexual nerves!!

Did you say Sexual Nerves?
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:00 PM   #259
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Hahahaha.
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:02 PM   #260
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well played maam, well played.
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:36 PM   #261
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where the hell did this thead come from...i love when age old classics make comebacks

someone go find the my raiders looking great in preseason thread!
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:19 PM   #262
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Still can't believe this thread is almost 2 years old. I am still using the term "sexual nerve".
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:24 PM   #263
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Heh I had almost forgotten how much of a coward/tool Franky NoBallz was...

Almost.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:31 PM   #264
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Hmm, I was expecting some Rod Stewart in this thread.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:53 PM   #265
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Still can't believe this thread is almost 2 years old. I am still using the term "sexual nerve".

When we were looking for a karaoke bar in Vegas, I vowed to use your lyrics if the machine had "Dust in the Wind".
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:57 PM   #266
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When we were looking for a karaoke bar in Vegas, I vowed to use your lyrics if the machine had "Dust in the Wind".

LOL!
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:57 PM   #267
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When we were looking for a karaoke bar in Vegas, I vowed to use your lyrics if the machine had "Dust in the Wind".

What kind of karaoke bar DOESN'T have Dust in the Wind? Were they missing Don't Stop Believin' too?
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:04 AM   #268
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Still can't believe this thread is almost 2 years old. I am still using the term "sexual nerve".

Wow. Time does fly. I could have sworn this thread happened only about 6 months ago, tops. I re-read most of it for the good times.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:10 PM   #269
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I missed this one the first time around...funny read.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:27 PM   #270
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What kind of karaoke bar DOESN'T have Dust in the Wind? Were they missing Don't Stop Believin' too?

There wasn't any Tragically Hip on the machine either.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:34 PM   #271
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SECONDED!!!

Part of me feels so ashamed to have posted this considering I've been playing WW for most of a year now....

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*sniff*

I love you guys and girls!

*wipes a tear from her eye*



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I was actually unimpressed with the level of support you received TK. You deserved better =)

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I missed this one the first time around...funny read.


Yeah I just re-read the whole thing. Talk about funny shit. "Sexual Nerves" *cackles*
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:33 PM   #272
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When did Desmond get banned? I miss everything.

By the last activity, looks like about a month ago. I missed that too.
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:37 PM   #273
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I also missed the Desmond banning. Wonder what happened?
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:25 PM   #274
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I think it had to do something with him posting under multiple accounts...
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:26 PM   #275
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I think it had to do something with him posting under multiple accounts...

See, that's silly. Just change your name like everyone else

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Old 07-01-2008, 10:31 PM   #276
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We really need a hall of shame thread, detailing all the bannings and the reasons.
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:32 PM   #277
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What, you mean you can't get into the mods only forum?
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:32 PM   #278
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We really need a hall of shame thread, detailing all the bannings and the reasons.

That's a really good idea...and no, I'm not being sarcastic.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:59 AM   #279
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We really need a hall of shame thread, detailing all the bannings and the reasons.

O RLY?
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:07 AM   #280
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your such a visionary
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:17 AM   #281
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Well, clearly not, as it hasn't happened yet.
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