It's 2 in the morning

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 01:17 AM

And a couple of teenage girls are chanting my name outside my window trying to get me over to their place or take them for a ride in my car.

This would be a good thing, if it wasn't for the fact that it's their mom that's into me. Maybe I ought to really think about dying that gray out of my hair.

vex · 06-22-2008, 01:19 AM

Chanting your name? That's never good.

Young Drachma · 06-22-2008, 01:22 AM

I thought this thread might be more dangerous than this...

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 01:22 AM

Yeah, Jeff, Jeffrey, come over and party, take us for a ride in your Mustang, blah blah blah.

All well and good, but their mom is very very interested in me and I don't want to lead her on. I look older than I am, she probably thinks I'm 30+ and not 26.

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 01:24 AM

As a side note, as to what kickstarted all this. One of these girls left me a batch of brownies in my Wrangler and wrote the apt # all over the pollen on both my cars.

Went to say thank you and was greeted by a lady 10+ years my senior.

Young Drachma · 06-22-2008, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

Yeah, Jeff, Jeffrey, come over and party, take us for a ride in your Mustang, blah blah blah.

All well and good, but their mom is very very interested in me and I don't want to lead her on. I look older than I am, she probably thinks I'm 30+ and not 26.

Tell their young asses to go to bed.

Young Drachma · 06-22-2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

As a side note, as to what kickstarted all this. One of these girls left me a batch of brownies in my Wrangler and wrote the apt # all over the pollen on both my cars.

Went to say thank you and was greeted by a lady 10+ years my senior.

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 01:26 AM

Maybe they'll make me look in demand for the other more realistic choices at my complex.

SackAttack · 06-22-2008, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

As a side note, as to what kickstarted all this. One of these girls left me a batch of brownies in my Wrangler and wrote the apt # all over the pollen on both my cars.

Went to say thank you and was greeted by a lady 10+ years my senior.

So, what, you routinely leave your car unlocked?

You realize if you shoot the cougar down, it won't be brownies she has them leave in your car next time.

"Hell hath no fury" and all that, y'know?

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 02:50 AM

My Wrangler, yes. No doors and and no roof.

I'm still hearing my name now, in between discussion of heroic alcohol intake and beer funnel prowess.

That said, I'm not too worried yet. Completely not my type and sickeningly stereotypical, but they seem to be nice enough. My apartments not cheap, not a lot of thugs are around.

No, the problem may be when I ask that cute little blond out across the hall from them

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JediKooter · 06-22-2008, 02:54 AM

Did they make some sort of pact or something?

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 02:57 AM

Beats the hell out of me. I hope this blows over soon or I'm just going to have to tell that lady she's too old for me, but I'm up for her kid.

She invited me over to see the sunset today and I just said no without much of an excuse, so I'm thinking these are the death throes.

JediKooter · 06-22-2008, 03:00 AM

I see a Penthouse forums headline here, but, just can't think of one at this time of night.

fantom1979 · 06-22-2008, 03:16 AM

I really cant offer my opinion until you take some pics and post them on the board

MizzouRah · 06-22-2008, 04:49 AM

I wonder what's happening now?

JeeberD · 06-22-2008, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Tell their young asses to come up to bed.

Fixed

DanGarion · 06-22-2008, 10:08 AM

So when you said teen, how old are you talking about? Because if it was 18 I think you made a mistake by ignoring them...

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 10:30 AM

They are in the territory of fuzzy legality, but I think they were 18. If it wasn't for Mommy I'd have been out there damn it!!

Flasch186 · 06-22-2008, 10:32 AM

oh so much t type.

tag 'em all if theyre over 18.

MizzouRah · 06-22-2008, 11:42 AM

I thought I would have read a post this morning by jeff stating not only did he do the mom, but he did the daughters as well.

EagleFan · 06-22-2008, 11:51 AM

This thread had possibilities anywhere from Penthouse Forum to Megan's Law. Let's hope it turned out as the former rather than the latter.

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 12:04 PM

Nah, for the most part I just like to be left alone, me being the introverted beast I am.

I'll chat them up some if I see them, if only to let them know I'm not over 30. If it wasn't for the mom connection I'd probably let things go farther. But I got to live near these people.

If I drove a Civic or something they probably wouldn't be paying me any attention.

Flasch186 · 06-22-2008, 12:31 PM

Logan · 06-22-2008, 12:38 PM

...and the party's still jumpin cause my momma ain't home?

kcchief19 · 06-22-2008, 06:11 PM

I'm confused ... at 2 am any young women trying to get you to do something is an opportunity. What would you do if in 1981 Bill Gates was chanting your name out your window trying to give you free Microsoft stock?

I mean, teenagers at 2 am and potential cougar action ... I fail to see the downside.

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 06:52 PM

An oedipal complex is required for this cougar.

Chief Rum · 06-22-2008, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

An oedipal complex is required for this cougar.

You didn't tell us she was your mother, too!

jeff061 · 06-22-2008, 07:01 PM

No, but she looks like your average mother. Not ugly, just...motherly. Not exactly a cougar you'd find hitting up the bars.

Noop · 06-22-2008, 07:21 PM

Man if they call my name I would have been....

spleen1015 · 06-22-2008, 08:41 PM

Post pics and let us decide?

Dr. Sak · 06-22-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack

So, what, you routinely leave your car unlocked?

You realize if you shoot the cougar down, it won't be brownies she has them leave in your car next time.

"Hell hath no fury" and all that, y'know?

Mmmm Cougars...

06-22-2008, 01:22 AM	#4
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Yeah, Jeff, Jeffrey, come over and party, take us for a ride in your Mustang, blah blah blah. All well and good, but their mom is very very interested in me and I don't want to lead her on. I look older than I am, she probably thinks I'm 30+ and not 26. __________________

06-22-2008, 01:24 AM	#5
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	As a side note, as to what kickstarted all this. One of these girls left me a batch of brownies in my Wrangler and wrote the apt # all over the pollen on both my cars. Went to say thank you and was greeted by a lady 10+ years my senior. __________________ Last edited by jeff061 : 06-22-2008 at 01:24 AM.

06-22-2008, 01:26 AM	#8
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Maybe they'll make me look in demand for the other more realistic choices at my complex. __________________

06-22-2008, 02:50 AM	#10
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	My Wrangler, yes. No doors and and no roof. I'm still hearing my name now, in between discussion of heroic alcohol intake and beer funnel prowess. That said, I'm not too worried yet. Completely not my type and sickeningly stereotypical, but they seem to be nice enough. My apartments not cheap, not a lot of thugs are around. No, the problem may be when I ask that cute little blond out across the hall from them . __________________ Last edited by jeff061 : 06-22-2008 at 02:53 AM.

06-22-2008, 02:54 AM	#11
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Did they make some sort of pact or something? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-22-2008, 01:19 AM	#2
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Chanting your name? That's never good.

06-22-2008, 01:22 AM	#3
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	I thought this thread might be more dangerous than this...

06-22-2008, 02:57 AM	#12
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Beats the hell out of me. I hope this blows over soon or I'm just going to have to tell that lady she's too old for me, but I'm up for her kid. She invited me over to see the sunset today and I just said no without much of an excuse, so I'm thinking these are the death throes. __________________

06-22-2008, 03:00 AM	#13
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I see a Penthouse forums headline here, but, just can't think of one at this time of night. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-22-2008, 03:16 AM	#14
fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	I really cant offer my opinion until you take some pics and post them on the board

06-22-2008, 04:49 AM	#15
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	I wonder what's happening now?

06-22-2008, 10:08 AM	#17
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	So when you said teen, how old are you talking about? Because if it was 18 I think you made a mistake by ignoring them... __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

06-22-2008, 10:30 AM	#18
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	They are in the territory of fuzzy legality, but I think they were 18. If it wasn't for Mommy I'd have been out there damn it!! __________________

06-22-2008, 10:32 AM	#19
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	oh so much t type. tag 'em all if theyre over 18. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

06-22-2008, 11:42 AM	#20
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	I thought I would have read a post this morning by jeff stating not only did he do the mom, but he did the daughters as well. Last edited by MizzouRah : 06-22-2008 at 11:44 AM.

06-22-2008, 11:51 AM	#21
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	This thread had possibilities anywhere from Penthouse Forum to Megan's Law. Let's hope it turned out as the former rather than the latter.

06-22-2008, 12:04 PM	#22
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Nah, for the most part I just like to be left alone, me being the introverted beast I am. I'll chat them up some if I see them, if only to let them know I'm not over 30. If it wasn't for the mom connection I'd probably let things go farther. But I got to live near these people. If I drove a Civic or something they probably wouldn't be paying me any attention. __________________

06-22-2008, 12:31 PM	#23
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	__________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

06-22-2008, 12:38 PM	#24
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	...and the party's still jumpin cause my momma ain't home?

06-22-2008, 06:11 PM	#25
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	I'm confused ... at 2 am any young women trying to get you to do something is an opportunity. What would you do if in 1981 Bill Gates was chanting your name out your window trying to give you free Microsoft stock? I mean, teenagers at 2 am and potential cougar action ... I fail to see the downside.

06-22-2008, 06:52 PM	#26
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	An oedipal complex is required for this cougar. __________________

06-22-2008, 07:01 PM	#28
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	No, but she looks like your average mother. Not ugly, just...motherly. Not exactly a cougar you'd find hitting up the bars. __________________

06-22-2008, 07:21 PM	#29
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Man if they call my name I would have been.... __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

06-22-2008, 08:41 PM	#30
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Post pics and let us decide? __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

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