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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Marissa Miller is hot
That's all. |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2005
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I concur.
However it's a shame that Ana Beatriz Barros didn't get a few more pages. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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useless thread*
*without pics |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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You want pics, try Google Image Search. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Yes, and I want them in this thread. Google image search won't help with that.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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She gives me an All-American boner.
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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she's even hotter when wearing only paint. ![]() FM
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Mascot
Join Date: Dec 2007
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I'm pissed... I have a strong feeling one of my brothers or my dad got the mail first and is hiding this from me like they did last year with the Beyonce edition. I still didn't get it in the mail, and unless the mailman stole it, I have a strong feeling one of those pricks stole it... Urghh!
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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Marissa Miller is #1 on my list of top 5 hot chicks.
i don't think i've ever seen anyone as beautiful as her. it's astouding at how beautiful she is. seriously, i want to fornicate with her. i bet having sex with her is like inserting your penis into joy. imagine banging happiness and a hope for a better tomorrow. "i just fornicated with everything that is good in life, i stuck my dick in all my dreams and wishes come true", that's what you'd say if you told your friends you banged her. if they asked what it felt like, you'd say "it felt like my penis was engulfed in winning and victoriousness and excitement." that's what having sex with Marissa Miller is: sticking your penis into another dimension - a dimension of heaven and tiny cherubs with pink puffy wings fluttering about while playing the most endearing and soothing music on a lute of light. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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It takes that much for you to want to fornicate with a woman? Very selective indeed. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Quote:
tl;dr |
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
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Made the mistake of leaving mine on the nightstand. My wife made it disappear.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Meh, you guys can have mine. It doesn't really interest anymore. The swimsuit issue is like the slam dunk contest - old, stale, and boring; been there, done that.
I like the fact that they offer subscribers the opportunity to opt-out and they'll extend your subscription, though. That's funny. The disgruntled wife lobby must have pressured them into that.
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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#15 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Yeah, I thought I was old, even I have heard of teh internets. Swimsuit issue is so 1980s.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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The good news: Marissa Miller would TOTALLY fuck a total douchebag, like you or me.
The bad news: She already married him. ![]() |
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#17 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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That was an excellent post.
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#18 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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That dude has gayer hair than Danny Noriega
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#19 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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does his shirt say vag?
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
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#22 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Looks like a Vans shirt. But considering what she looks like in the picture, she ain't that great... |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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If she really did, she's got some issues. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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