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Old 02-07-2008, 11:56 PM   #51
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I don't really like blondes, and I wouldn't have hit her back in the Genie in a Bottle days, but I'd hit the girl in that photo.
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:42 AM   #52
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She's hot. I really like boobs. That is all.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:52 AM   #53
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She's hot. I really like boobs. That is all.

Those aren't boobs. They're stress balls.
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Old 02-08-2008, 06:33 AM   #54
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I actually thought it was a man in drag.
You are thinking of Jennifer Garner.
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Old 02-08-2008, 08:35 AM   #55
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You are thinking of Jennifer Garner.

I forget what his name was before he got a sex change.
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Old 02-08-2008, 09:10 AM   #56
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I forget what his name was before he got a sex change.

Hilary Swank was his name.


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Old 02-08-2008, 09:46 AM   #57
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See, now I'd take Hilary Swank over Jennifer Garner in a heartbeat. Yeah, she has teeth...but she has a pretty darned good body too.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:10 AM   #58
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I'd take Garner.
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:39 AM   #59
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I'd take Zach Parise over Swank or Garner. Hell, I'd take Zach Parise over Swank and Garner.

Then again, who wouldn't?
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:02 AM   #60
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Max Bratman's mom looking good in pre-season.


Am i the only one who was trying to figure out who this 40+ year old was?


MY first guess would be drugs for someone to age that quickly.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:06 AM   #61
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You guys are going to have fun when you start to approach 40.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:22 AM   #62
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Am i the only one who was trying to figure out who this 40+ year old was

Nope, you were not alone.
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Old 02-08-2008, 12:20 PM   #63
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Far from it I would guess. It took many many hints and I think someone just outright saying it before I had any idea that was Christina Aguilera. Even then I wasn't sure if it was a joke. I'm still not honestly 100% that someone isn't pulling my leg somewhere in this thread. Can someone just be really clear? Is that Christina Aguilera? Modern era? Dressed normally and not for some weird show or something? And yeah, those aren't real.
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Old 02-08-2008, 05:58 PM   #64
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Aguilera got fake titties like 5-6 years ago, I remember that magazine spread where she is in water but you can kinda see her nips/piercing and realize the juggies are plastic.
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Old 02-08-2008, 06:20 PM   #65
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It is indeed Christina Aguilera, though I didn't know it until I looked up the kids name. Just didn't look like her. I thought it was some WWE skank or something.

And her tits are half fake. She is pregnant, and they still get bigger even when they are fake. Where the milk goes I have no idea, not sure if it is possible for it to come out still or not. I don't think it possibly could come out. And that's a shame.
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Old 02-08-2008, 06:33 PM   #66
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"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."

"Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."
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Old 02-08-2008, 07:56 PM   #67
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"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."

"Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."
Maybe one of the top ten movies of this decade.
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Old 02-09-2008, 03:17 AM   #68
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Maybe one of the top ten movies of this decade.

So, so, so funny. +1, Subby.
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