12-27-2007, 07:01 PM | #1 | ||
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Do Titty Twisters Cause Breast Cancer?
Hey, do titty twisters cause breast cancer? I don't think so. It's probably a myth your mom told you to stop giving your bro a titty twister. Anyhow, I was in Best Buy and there were a bunch of pink DVD players for breast cancer or something and I was wondering why they didn't sell back in the breast cancer month. Duh. Cause they're pink. Pink doesn't sell, right? Why would I buy a pink DVD player? Because I support breast cancer research? Why wouldn't I just donate money? Is it a status thing? I have my pink fucking car with a pink dvd player and a pink fucking pinky. Do I support breast cancer research or am I just a poser?
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12-27-2007, 07:15 PM | #2 |
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I'm just waiting for the hairy DVD player to support testicular cancer research.
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12-27-2007, 07:19 PM | #3 |
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I wonder how much of the money people spend on "breast cancer awareness" products actually goes towards breast cancer research.
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12-27-2007, 09:08 PM | #4 |
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Using the tankard now.
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12-27-2007, 09:31 PM | #5 |
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Now if they only sold Pink Floyd Cds that donated money to cancer research...
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12-27-2007, 09:35 PM | #6 |
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I remember in primary school punching some kid in the balls, and then being told by some other kid that would give him cancer. I didn't sleep all weekend because I thought he'd be dead by the time school started again on Monday and I was going to jail for murder. Good times.
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12-27-2007, 10:05 PM | #7 |
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12-28-2007, 10:19 AM | #9 |
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This is a funny thread.
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