Oops ... another Spears baby on the way

[stevew]

Someone should have told her she didn't get the lead role in Juno, and she didn't need to keep method acting.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Not that she's exactly notable to begin with.

I'd have to disagree, and not strictly because of her celebrity sibling.

I would have to think she's probably in the top 10 entertainers under 18 and had the potential to be a reasonably big star down the road if things broke right. She was decent enough working with limited material and the camera absolutely loves her. Now, I'm afraid she'll be reduced to a punchline and that's kind of a waste IMO.

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

:raises hand:

Didn't even come close.

I was 17 when it happened, and it was quite forgettable. With that being said, at 16 I sure as hell wanted it.

[Ksyrup]

Look on the bright side. Now Britney's kids will have cousins to play with...and eventually marry.

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Look on the bright side. Now Britney's kids will have cousins to play with...and eventually marry.

That is some funny stuff. Or not, depending upon how you view inter-family marriages.....

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by oliegirl

True, she could have used a smiley, but those of us familiar with DC's posts kinda know without it being spelled out...

Thanks oliegirl I was totally being sarcastic. I need to remember to use smilies so my point comes across like it should

[Kodos]

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

Considering the demographics of this message board, I bet that there are also quite a few people on this board that haven't had sex yet.

Agreed.

[st.cronin]

I may get in trouble but... I'd hit it.

[Klinglerware]

Originally Posted by Kodos

Agreed.

Now that was funny.

[oliegirl]

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Thanks oliegirl I was totally being sarcastic. I need to remember to use smilies so my point comes across like it should

No worries Chica! I got your back

[Ksyrup]

This is from PerezHilton. I'm guessing the NE ran this story back in July, not because it was true at the time, but because it was inevitable.



When the National Enquirer reported on July 28th about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, lawyer's for the Nickelodeon star threatened legal action against the publication.

Now, a source at the Enquirer has leaked us the letter Jamie Lynn's lawyers sent them at the time.

It's priceless!

It reads:

“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.

There is no “rumor” concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless “rumor” just now being created by the National Enquirer.

Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless “rumor” that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.”

[rkmsuf]

K - what you only come out of the woodwork for the big stories now?

[oliegirl]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This is from PerezHilton. I'm guessing the NE ran this story back in July, not because it was true at the time, but because it was inevitable.



When the National Enquirer reported on July 28th about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, lawyer's for the Nickelodeon star threatened legal action against the publication.

Now, a source at the Enquirer has leaked us the letter Jamie Lynn's lawyers sent them at the time.

It's priceless!

It reads:

“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.

There is no “rumor” concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless “rumor” just now being created by the National Enquirer.

Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless “rumor” that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.”

That's classic. I hope someone frames that and gives to JL as a baby gift...

[MikeVic]

Hi Ky!

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

K - what you only come out of the woodwork for the big stories now?

7 year itch. I'm afraid things got a bit stale here and I've been posting around at other boards. But occasionally it's good to come back to a nice, comfortable thread like this one to rekindle brief feelings of how it used to be.

Don't take it personally. It's me, not you.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

7 year itch. I'm afraid things got a bit stale here and I've been posting around at other boards. But occasionally it's good to come back to a nice, comfortable thread like this one to rekindle brief feelings of how it used to be.

Don't take it personally. It's me, not you.

Don't give me the it's not you it's me routine. I invented that rountine. If anything it's me.

[Blade6119]

If it makes you feel better, i think it was you too rk

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

If it makes you feel better, i think it was you too rk

You're damn right it was.

[Autumn]

Let's not fight, everyone. Jamie Lynn needs us now more than ever.

[Maple Leafs]

Look at the bright side: the infant car seats she borrows from her sister will still be in the original packaging.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

7 year itch. I'm afraid things got a bit stale here and I've been posting around at other boards. But occasionally it's good to come back to a nice, comfortable thread like this one to rekindle brief feelings of how it used to be.

Don't take it personally. It's me, not you.

OTHER BOARDS?!?!?

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by MikeVic

OTHER BOARDS?!?!?

I KNOW!! Traitor!!

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Thanks oliegirl I was totally being sarcastic. I need to remember to use smilies so my point comes across like it should

Well you don't tend to be that much of a prude, so I just wanted to keep you in check.

[Ksyrup]

You'll get over it.

Here, maybe this will help.

[RomaGoth]

Not sure if anyone had seen this yet, but it is f'ing hilarious:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/...e_lynne_spears

At least she isn't writing a book about abstinence.....

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Don't give me the it's not you it's me routine. I invented that rountine. If anything it's me.

Is your "real" name George Castanza?

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Not sure if anyone had seen this yet, but it is f'ing hilarious:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/...e_lynne_spears

At least she isn't writing a book about abstinence.....

I think cuervo's seen it.

[Maple Leafs]

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/...e_lynne_spears

So hold on... the mother's name is Lynn, the father's name is Jamie, and they named the daughter Jamie Lynn?

[TargetPractice6]

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

So hold on... the mother's name is Lynn, the father's name is Jamie, and they named the daughter Jamie Lynn?

Creative huh?

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

So hold on... the mother's name is Lynn, the father's name is Jamie, and they named the daughter Jamie Lynn?

So where the hell did they get Britney from? Anyone know what the names of her kids are by chance? I am sure they are good, especially since the father goes by the nickname of K-Fed......

[oliegirl]

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

So where the hell did they get Britney from? Anyone know what the names of her kids are by chance? I am sure they are good, especially since the father goes by the nickname of K-Fed......

Sean Preston and Jayden James (not 100% sure on the middle name)

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Look on the bright side. Now Britney's kids will have cousins to play with...and eventually marry.

SI

[AZSpeechCoach]

So Ksyrup is being an internet slut?

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You'll get over it.

Here, maybe this will help.

{yup magazine}

Reminds me of the old SNL Headlines blurb about the Medical Journal "Duh":



SI

[Lorena]

Nick Mulling Post-Spears Pregnancy Show

NEW YORK (AP) - Nickelodeon is considering a special for its young audience about sex and love following the news that 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

The television network has made no announcement about the future of "Zoey 101," its popular program aimed primarily at youngsters aged 9- 14. Filming for the show's fourth and final season has finished, and episodes are scheduled to begin airing in February.


For the special, Nickelodeon said it's talking with Linda Ellerbee, the veteran newswoman who has stepped in frequently in the past with shows on talking to children about difficult issues in the news. She's done shows about same-sex parents, AIDS, the Columbine shooting and President Clinton's impeachment scandal.


"I think it's important that something be done," Ellerbee told The Associated Press on Thursday. "But I think it's important that it be done in a measured way, and not just to feed the beast of news stories.


A Nickelodeon spokesman, Dan Martinsen, confirmed the discussions but said no decision had been made.


Spears, the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears, told the OK! celebrity magazine this week that she was pregnant. The father is her 19-year-old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. She said she plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana.


Nickelodeon has made no comment beyond a supportive statement for its star: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."


The company has received a mixed response so far from its viewers, and the news has launched a public discussion about how parents should deal with it.


"This is a great opportunity for parents at this moment to talk to their kids about this—more important, to listen to their kids about this," Ellerbee said.
Rather than focus strictly on Spears, Ellerbee said she's considering producing a broad discussion about how people know they're in love, when is the right time to have sex and what are the value systems of their parents and friends. It could air as soon as next month.


"Right now what Nick is trying to do—and what I am trying to do—is figure out what is the best thing to do for kids," she said.


One television critic, David Hinckley of the New York Daily News, wrote Thursday that to end "this sordid moment" with a lesson, Nickelodeon should pull the plug on "Zoey 101."


"If Nickelodeon keeps Jamie Lynn Spears because her product sells, it runs the risk that a valuable message it has spent years crafting could shift from `trust us' to `whatever,'" Hinckley wrote.


Although Nick executives are still discussing the future of "Zoey 101," it's considered unlikely that it would shelve the final season. The third season ends Jan. 4 with a cliffhanger episode about whether Spears' character continues to attend a boarding school in California or moves to London with her parents.


Executives at Nick's rival Disney Channel public relations crisis this summer when Vanessa Hudgens, the 18-year-old star of its "High School Musical" franchise, posed for nude photos that were leaked to the Internet. Hudgens apologized, Disney stuck by her and the issue quickly faded.

[cartman]

Guess what the baby daddy's occupation is listed as? If you had "pipe layer", you win the pool. No, seriously, his trade is laying pipe.

From the first line:
hxxp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071221/ap_on_en_tv/jamie_lynn_spears_aldridge

[Young Drachma]

Who knew pipelaying could be so lucrative....

[DaddyTorgo]

update

hxxp://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3308

sounds like the rumor now is that it isn't the supposed-BF who's the father, but rather a "much older" producer on the show who can't come forward due to statutory rape charges.

fun times

[Young Drachma]

Too bad it's not Lil' Romeo. That would've made the hilarity of it all completely and send the media into a tizzy.

[BishopMVP]

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

For the special, Nickelodeon said it's talking with Linda Ellerbee, the veteran newswoman who has stepped in frequently in the past with shows on talking to children about difficult issues in the news. She's done shows about same-sex parents, AIDS, the Columbine shooting and President Clinton's impeachment scandal.

Oh god, not her again.