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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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The Greatest Knock-Knock Joke Ever
As told by my two year old.
Her: Knock-knock Wife: Who's there? Her: Vagina.
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07-24-2007, 09:07 PM
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Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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Vagina who?
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07-24-2007, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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As the proud father of a 5- and 3-year old (both girls), I can relate. Funny stuff. Best part is, you never know when it's coming. Then BAM they'll use a body part as a punch line.
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07-24-2007, 09:07 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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It sad when HA is outdone in the knock-knock joke arena by a 2 year old. Not at all surprising, but sad nonetheless.
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07-24-2007, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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07-24-2007, 09:14 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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I thought this was gonna be about suicide bombers.
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07-24-2007, 09:52 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I beg to differ!
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07-24-2007, 09:57 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Ah yes, generational humor. |
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07-24-2007, 10:09 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Ah yes, curmudgeonism! |
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07-24-2007, 10:20 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Lol. Just wait till you're my age and you'll find what 20 yr olds will like to be kinda stupid. My parents couldn't get into Robin Williams so history just repeats itself. But it is funny that you would find a couple of pasty-faced nerds in very dorky clothing trying to be really clever and witty that they end up being lame and stupid. But then again, I thought Robin Williams and the other funny people of the 80s to have been (and still are) the greatest. |
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07-24-2007, 10:33 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Well, I don't think Robin Williams is funny. It all comes full circle!!!!!
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07-24-2007, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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the guy who was doing the knock knock jokes was a good actor, the other guy was not so good. overall it was a solid clip. i almost managed a chuckle.
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07-24-2007, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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I'm about as curmudgeony as a 34 year old man can be and got a couple of decent chuckles out of that... but thought the ending was just stupid.
Now I need to go enter "vagina" into wikipedia and see what is so funny about jphilips daughter's knock knock joke... |
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07-24-2007, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Not sure I would even use the word humor in that description... |
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07-24-2007, 11:25 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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Person: KNOCK KNOCK
Other Person: who's there? Person: Dr. Who Other Person: Dr. Who who? ok, i got nothing after this. |
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07-24-2007, 11:28 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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gold??????
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07-24-2007, 11:30 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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knock knock
who's there filet o' fish filet u' fish? no filet o'fish filet u' fish? no filet o'fish filet u' fish? no filet o'fish filet u' fish? no filet o'fish filet u' fish? no filet o'fish filet u' fish? no filet o'fish filet u' fish? no filet o'fish filet u' fish? no im having problems |
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07-24-2007, 11:32 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Buc, you just earned a big, fat Guhhhhhhhh...... I'm sorry, but you brought it on yourself.  |
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07-24-2007, 11:36 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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OOOH OOOH OOOH I GOT A GOOD ONE!!!
Knock Knock... |
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07-24-2007, 11:41 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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hey dick, stop knocking on my door and use the fucking bell.  |
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07-24-2007, 11:43 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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I'm feeling sad. I miss the days when HA was funny, and FOFC was golden.
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07-24-2007, 11:45 PM
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Pro Starter
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You'll like this one. Trust me...  |
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07-24-2007, 11:47 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Don't be an ass. |
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07-24-2007, 11:48 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Don't quote yourself, or HA will chastise you, dummy. |
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07-24-2007, 11:48 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Quit while you're ahead. |
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07-24-2007, 11:51 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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*sigh*
let me know when the funeral is, you know, for that awful gimmick of yours. |
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07-24-2007, 11:53 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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I approve! |
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07-24-2007, 11:59 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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I'll retire my gimmicks when you retire your attention-whoring.  |
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07-25-2007, 12:02 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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counter offer: how about you not do that "posting to your self" routine, and i'll continue to be a good looking and overall funny guy? deal? |
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07-25-2007, 12:07 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Knock knock
Who's there? Hell Atlantic Hell Atlantic who? Exactly! |
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07-25-2007, 12:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Actually it's after 9 PM... go away
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07-25-2007, 12:15 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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I just can't do it. I like being me. |
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07-25-2007, 12:19 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Knock Knock
Who's there? You fucked You fucked who? I fucked YO MAMA
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07-25-2007, 12:21 AM
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07-25-2007, 12:51 PM
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In other news, I hate it when people quote themselves and pretend to answer themselves. It's fucking irritating.
I win!!! 
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07-25-2007, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Appleton, WI
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+1 I must be too old for a clip like that. Usually I can see where the humor was supposed to be even if I didn't find it funny. Without the context of the rest of this thread, I wouldn't have even known that clip was supposed to include humor. |
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07-26-2007, 12:31 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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if anything, I didn't find it that funny because it was so predictable. but it was pretty clearly a setup/joke, just not acted that well. maybe it's an attention span thing, and when you get older it's hard to stick with something and wait for a punch line? (someone mentioned robin williams as being funny, and his style has always been to deliver jokes/impressions that are instant and brainless) I think the lack of a laugh track really makes it hard for some folks to "get" if something is supposed to be funny or not -- they were conditioned by live comedy/variety shows and sitcom laugh tracks for decades. |
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