It's Caption Contest time!

SirFozzie · 05-24-2003, 02:26 AM

Here's my two entries:

"Fed up with excessive violence, the NHL has replaced the five minute major with the "Squeal Like a Pig" Major."

And..

"When I said I was getting screwed by the refs, it was a complaint, not an invitation!"

JeeberD · 05-24-2003, 02:28 AM

Hockey players rarely expect the dreaded back-door sneak attack...

Blackadar · 05-24-2003, 08:50 AM

Mosh pit mishap!

vtbub · 05-24-2003, 09:22 AM

That's a mighty big stick you have.

Blade · 05-24-2003, 09:52 AM

"Nice Goal Jamie! You really...OOOF!!! Dammit...use lube if you are going to sneak up on me like that!"

Maple Leafs · 05-24-2003, 02:02 PM

The dreaded Tugnut, right in the Puppa.

Fritz · 05-24-2003, 02:48 PM

"Hockey is a lot like Jail..."

Coffee Warlord · 05-24-2003, 03:03 PM

"And people think the interaction between Quarterback and Center is bad..."

robbgmaier · 05-24-2003, 04:18 PM

"I keep telling you, I only have 1 orifice down there!"

WillyWTE · 05-24-2003, 04:56 PM

"I haven't scored yet you idiots"

Blackadar · 05-24-2003, 08:24 PM

"A whole new definition to stick-handling in hockey"

Travis · 05-24-2003, 08:33 PM

Uh Jamie, you're facing the wrong way buddy.

tucker342 · 05-24-2003, 09:32 PM

Welcome to the NHL rookie, this is what we call rookie initiation(sp?)

Subby · 05-25-2003, 12:22 AM

"Quick, take a pictue - thousands of random internet message board enthusiasts are counting on us to help them feed their primal, faux-heterosexual urge to swap buttfucking jokes..."

Travis · 05-25-2003, 01:00 AM

Nice shot! Took that loose tooth right out on the first try!

EagleFan · 05-25-2003, 01:50 AM

Looks like he went five-hole with that one.

Blackadar · 05-25-2003, 08:03 AM

I think EagleFan wins the prize!

Pumpy Tudors · 05-26-2003, 10:50 PM

Okay, the Colin White jokes are obvious, but I want to know what the deal is with Pandolfo.

Go Devils!

05-24-2003, 02:28 AM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hockey players rarely expect the dreaded back-door sneak attack... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-24-2003, 09:22 AM	#4
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	That's a mighty big stick you have. __________________

05-24-2003, 09:52 AM	#5
Blade College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Edmonton, Alberta	"Nice Goal Jamie! You really...OOOF!!! Dammit...use lube if you are going to sneak up on me like that!" __________________ Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles.

05-24-2003, 02:48 PM	#7
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	"Hockey is a lot like Jail..." __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-24-2003, 04:56 PM	#10
WillyWTE n00b Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Regina, Sk	"I haven't scored yet you idiots" __________________ PureSim Mod Central

05-24-2003, 08:50 AM	#3
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Mosh pit mishap!

05-24-2003, 02:02 PM	#6
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	The dreaded Tugnut, right in the Puppa.

05-24-2003, 03:03 PM	#8
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	"And people think the interaction between Quarterback and Center is bad..."

05-24-2003, 04:18 PM	#9
robbgmaier College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2001	"I keep telling you, I only have 1 orifice down there!"

05-24-2003, 08:24 PM	#11
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	"A whole new definition to stick-handling in hockey"

05-24-2003, 08:33 PM	#12
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Uh Jamie, you're facing the wrong way buddy. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

05-24-2003, 09:32 PM	#13
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Welcome to the NHL rookie, this is what we call rookie initiation(sp?)

05-25-2003, 12:22 AM	#14
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	"Quick, take a pictue - thousands of random internet message board enthusiasts are counting on us to help them feed their primal, faux-heterosexual urge to swap buttfucking jokes..." __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

05-25-2003, 01:00 AM	#15
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Nice shot! Took that loose tooth right out on the first try! __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

05-25-2003, 01:50 AM	#16
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Looks like he went five-hole with that one. __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

05-25-2003, 08:03 AM	#17
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	I think EagleFan wins the prize!

05-26-2003, 10:50 PM	#18
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Okay, the Colin White jokes are obvious, but I want to know what the deal is with Pandolfo. Go Devils! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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