My class got jipped

GoldenEagle · 05-23-2003, 02:03 AM

Ok, I graduted from Southaven High School in Southaven, MS in 2002. Every year at our graduation we have a key not speaker. Take a look at the key note speakers the past three years.

2001: Ronnie Musgrove (gov. of Miss.)
2002: Mr. Clark (High School Principal)
2003: Trent Lott (no explanantion needed)

My class got screwed. I am pissed.

mrskippy · 05-23-2003, 02:31 AM

That bites!!!

sterlingice · 05-23-2003, 03:27 AM

Yeah, you got screwed if you had Lott speak. Wait, you said 2002

SI

Blackadar · 05-23-2003, 06:20 AM

THE Mr. Clark? Joe Clark? Man, that'd be great!

Kam · 05-23-2003, 07:14 AM

No Black, I think you are thinking of Jim Clark...remember Joe Clark was the jerk who took the last cookie at the buffet when we met with him...yeah, Joe was a real jerk.

Subby · 05-23-2003, 07:17 AM

That Ronnie Musgrove is a real shitweasel from what I hear...

Subby · 05-23-2003, 07:18 AM

dola

I like that Trent Lott has been reduced to speaking at high school graduations now...I hear he'll be opening up a new Krispy Kreme over on Rt. 1 next Thursday...

scooper · 05-23-2003, 07:28 AM

I just fell in love with a new word. I can't wait to call somebody a shitweasel.

KWhit · 05-23-2003, 08:32 AM

Shut up, shitweasel.

(That felt great!)

WussGawd · 05-23-2003, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GoldenEagle
Ok, I graduted from Southaven High School in Southaven, MS in 2002. Every year at our graduation we have a key not speaker. Take a look at the key note speakers the past three years.

2001: Ronnie Musgrove (gov. of Miss.)
2002: Mr. Clark (High School Principal)
2003: Trent Lott (no explanantion needed)

My class got screwed. I am pissed.

I don't know. Personally, I'd be pretty pissed to have to listen to Trent Lott for 20 minutes.

Trent Lott? What, Al Sharpton and David Duke weren't available?

I'd like to meet the moron who thought it was a good idea to bring in Trent Lott as a keynote speaker.

TroyF · 05-23-2003, 11:27 AM

I'd be pissed if I had to listen to Lott as well. Yikes.

TroyF

ctmason · 05-23-2003, 11:44 AM

Count your lucky stars. When I graduated from UGA we got Ted Turner.

God, listening to that lithium-head babble on for 45 minutes was unbearable.

KWhit · 05-23-2003, 12:18 PM

Should I do a complete thread-jack and say "Go Dawgs"?

Hmmm. Yeah, why not?

GO DAWGS!

Draft Dodger · 05-23-2003, 12:20 PM

I have no clue who (if anyone) spoke at my graduation

Marmel · 05-23-2003, 12:27 PM

I had Shalala in 95 at Syracuse.

bbor · 05-23-2003, 12:35 PM

It might have been worse...it could have been Anika

That was for you Troy

JeeberD · 05-23-2003, 01:12 PM

Ya'll do know that you owe Stephen King royalties every time you say "shitweasel", don't you?

Aww, crap. Now I owe him some money too...

Silver Owl · 05-23-2003, 02:18 PM

Former boxer Michael Dokes spoke at my graduation.
There's a real role model for ya!

tucker342 · 05-24-2003, 07:12 PM

Trent Lott would be almost as bad as George W. Bush, damn that would suck...

stkelly52 · 05-24-2003, 08:25 PM

Do people really listen to or remember who thier keynote speaker is? I know that I haven't got a clue who spoke at mine, and I have no idea what he said.

tucker342 · 05-24-2003, 09:33 PM

probably not...

JeeberD · 05-25-2003, 04:39 AM

I only remember the Valadictorian speaking at my graduation. Besides that, I have no clue...

05-23-2003, 03:27 AM	#3
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Yeah, you got screwed if you had Lott speak. Wait, you said 2002 SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-23-2003, 07:17 AM	#6
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	That Ronnie Musgrove is a real shitweasel from what I hear... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

05-23-2003, 07:18 AM	#7
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	dola I like that Trent Lott has been reduced to speaking at high school graduations now...I hear he'll be opening up a new Krispy Kreme over on Rt. 1 next Thursday... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

05-23-2003, 12:20 PM	#14
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I have no clue who (if anyone) spoke at my graduation __________________ Mile High Hockey

05-23-2003, 12:27 PM	#15
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I had Shalala in 95 at Syracuse. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-23-2003, 02:31 AM	#2
mrskippy Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: California	That bites!!!

05-23-2003, 06:20 AM	#4
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	THE Mr. Clark? Joe Clark? Man, that'd be great!

05-23-2003, 07:14 AM	#5
Kam H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bloomington, IN	No Black, I think you are thinking of Jim Clark...remember Joe Clark was the jerk who took the last cookie at the buffet when we met with him...yeah, Joe was a real jerk.

05-23-2003, 07:28 AM	#8
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	I just fell in love with a new word. I can't wait to call somebody a shitweasel.

05-23-2003, 08:32 AM	#9
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Shut up, shitweasel. (That felt great!)

05-23-2003, 11:27 AM	#11
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'd be pissed if I had to listen to Lott as well. Yikes. TroyF

05-23-2003, 11:44 AM	#12
ctmason High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Mesa, AZ	Count your lucky stars. When I graduated from UGA we got Ted Turner. God, listening to that lithium-head babble on for 45 minutes was unbearable.

05-23-2003, 12:18 PM	#13
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Should I do a complete thread-jack and say "Go Dawgs"? Hmmm. Yeah, why not? GO DAWGS!

05-23-2003, 12:35 PM	#16
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	It might have been worse...it could have been Anika That was for you Troy __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

05-23-2003, 01:12 PM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Ya'll do know that you owe Stephen King royalties every time you say "shitweasel", don't you? Aww, crap. Now I owe him some money too... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-23-2003, 02:18 PM	#18
Silver Owl High School JV Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Akron, OH	Former boxer Michael Dokes spoke at my graduation. There's a real role model for ya!

05-24-2003, 07:12 PM	#19
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Trent Lott would be almost as bad as George W. Bush, damn that would suck...

05-24-2003, 08:25 PM	#20
stkelly52 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Seattle WA	Do people really listen to or remember who thier keynote speaker is? I know that I haven't got a clue who spoke at mine, and I have no idea what he said. __________________ Check out an undrafted free agent's attempt to make the Hall of Fame: Running to the Hall Now nominated for a Golden Scribe!

05-24-2003, 09:33 PM	#21
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	probably not...

05-25-2003, 04:39 AM	#22
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I only remember the Valadictorian speaking at my graduation. Besides that, I have no clue... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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