Another Damn Spark Test - Untelligence

JAG · 05-21-2003, 04:57 AM

http://test3.thespark.com/untest/

This was a pretty fun test, some interesting questions.

For the record, you are:

58% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Jamie

Honolulu_Blue · 05-21-2003, 06:37 AM

I'm 84%! I kick-ass. Allegedly.

Fritz · 05-21-2003, 06:51 AM

I did not find this test to be well done.

Blade · 05-21-2003, 09:23 AM

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 65% Un-telligent

Noop · 05-21-2003, 09:46 AM

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 67% Un-telligent

noop

BFleming · 05-21-2003, 10:18 AM

85%-- I kick ass....now if you'll excuse me I have to go beat that bum with a wrench...

JeeberD · 05-22-2003, 02:12 AM

62% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 62% Un-telligent

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Damn, no sense of humor. Of course, I already knew that...

pjstp20 · 05-22-2003, 10:18 AM

Damn you guys are dumb, I got a 95%

cuervo72 · 05-22-2003, 10:34 AM

66%. And I feel dumber for taking the test. No more Spark.

tucker342 · 05-22-2003, 05:06 PM

I would do it, but I'm feeling lazy right now...

Maybe later

05-21-2003, 06:37 AM	#2
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	I'm 84%! I kick-ass. Allegedly. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

05-21-2003, 06:51 AM	#3
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I did not find this test to be well done. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-21-2003, 09:23 AM	#4
Blade College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Edmonton, Alberta	"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 65% Un-telligent __________________ Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles.

05-21-2003, 09:46 AM	#5
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 67% Un-telligent noop __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

05-22-2003, 02:12 AM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	62% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading. Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others: "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 62% Un-telligent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Damn, no sense of humor. Of course, I already knew that... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-21-2003, 10:18 AM	#6
BFleming H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jersey	85%-- I kick ass....now if you'll excuse me I have to go beat that bum with a wrench...

05-22-2003, 10:18 AM	#8
pjstp20 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Tallahassee, FL	Damn you guys are dumb, I got a 95%

05-22-2003, 10:34 AM	#9
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	66%. And I feel dumber for taking the test. No more Spark. __________________ null

05-22-2003, 05:06 PM	#10
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I would do it, but I'm feeling lazy right now... Maybe later

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