The Spark's Death Test

tucker342 · 05-20-2003, 09:30 PM

From the same website as the personality test that Shorty posted, and the gay test that kcchief19 posted

Death Test

tucker342 · 05-20-2003, 09:31 PM

dola-

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 19, 2060
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (24%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

tucker342 · 05-20-2003, 09:31 PM

They have some really funny tests on that website

Swaggs · 05-20-2003, 10:25 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 5, 2049
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (51%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Loneliness (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

mckerney · 05-20-2003, 10:40 PM

I'm going to die in 66 years.

I have so little time left....

Airhog · 05-20-2003, 10:48 PM

September 11, 2035
at the age of 56 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Drowning (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

GoldenEagle · 05-20-2003, 11:04 PM

September 22, 2074 at 90 years old.

Cancer (29%)
Heat Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homocide (5%)

GoldenEagle · 05-20-2003, 11:06 PM

I will out live all of you. My Hattrick team will be awesome.

SuburbanPimp · 05-20-2003, 11:09 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 27, 2044
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%) (SWEET!)

Damn, I won't even make it to Halloween...or the Survivor Series.

I'm gonna go kill myself now.

sabotai · 05-20-2003, 11:11 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 26, 2038
at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (48%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Travis · 05-20-2003, 11:16 PM

Is it a bad thing if I'm more likely to die from alien abduction (you got some splaining to do Kodos!) than drowning, suicide or homicide?

Then again, it looks like either cancer or auto-fellatio is going to get me come July 14, 2063. If I make it that far, I'm really going to dread that day.

AnalBumCover · 05-21-2003, 12:17 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 22, 2045
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Jets80 · 05-21-2003, 12:20 AM

Once you die I will steal your Vegas chicks

AnalBumCover · 05-21-2003, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jets80
Once you die I will steal your Vegas chicks

Why do I get this strange feeling I'm going to die sooner than I expect?

bbor · 05-21-2003, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GoldenEagle
I will out live all of you. My Hattrick team will be awesome.

LMFAO!

Jets80 · 05-21-2003, 12:45 AM

I better take this test now...just in case tonights the night..

Jets80 · 05-21-2003, 12:50 AM

Damn....It will be 2036 at the age of 60.....60???? I better go jog or smoething tommorow.

bbor · 05-21-2003, 12:56 AM

you better start plannin you funeral now eh

AnalBumCover · 05-21-2003, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jets80
Damn....It will be 2036 at the age of 60.....60???? I better go jog or smoething tommorow.

Have a Vegas chick. It's good for your health.

JAG · 05-21-2003, 04:22 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 20, 2061
at the age of 86 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%) (Death from Confusion?? LOL)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) (hello...)

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 20, 2061, as you slip silently into the night.

GoldenEagle · 05-22-2003, 12:56 AM

Ha! No one can beat me!

I alone will carry on the FOF torch.

Airhog · 05-22-2003, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GoldenEagle
I will out live all of you. My Hattrick team will be awesome.

Pray you dont get eaten by a collosal squid.

GoldenEagle · 05-22-2003, 01:03 AM

I dont fear the squid. I have stated this before.

Airhog · 05-22-2003, 01:03 AM

Blade6119 · 05-22-2003, 01:06 AM

Airhog · 05-22-2003, 01:07 AM

GoldenEagle · 05-22-2003, 01:08 AM

No way.

JeeberD · 05-22-2003, 02:03 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 27, 2053
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (6%)

76 isn't a bad age to go. Not too young yet not so old that I'm worthless and a drain on society...

05-20-2003, 10:25 PM	#4
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: April 5, 2049 at the age of 72 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (51%) Heart Attack (9%) Alcoholism (7%) Loneliness (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

05-20-2003, 10:48 PM	#6
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	September 11, 2035 at the age of 56 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (26%) Heart Attack (16%) Drowning (10%) Electrolysis (9%) Alcoholism (5%) Wild Animal Mauling (5%) __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-20-2003, 11:04 PM	#7
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	September 22, 2074 at 90 years old. Cancer (29%) Heat Attack (23%) Alcoholism (8%) Auto-Fellatio (5%) Homocide (5%) __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-20-2003, 11:06 PM	#8
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I will out live all of you. My Hattrick team will be awesome. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-20-2003, 11:09 PM	#9
SuburbanPimp Mascot Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maryland	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 27, 2044 at the age of 65 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Heart Attack (18%) Homicide (8%) Loneliness (6%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) (SWEET!) Damn, I won't even make it to Halloween...or the Survivor Series. I'm gonna go kill myself now. __________________ "From Rags to Riches": The 2004 Baltimore Orioles Southern Reservation Tour (Note: Not all tour dates were played in the south. Unfortunately, they had to go to Canada too.) Opening Acts: Ben McDonald's Gopher Ball Band, The Disabled List (feat. David Segui & Glenn Davis), The CAL-VINE! Tribute Band, plus a cast of dozens!! FINAL RECORD: 78-84. I think we're getting there. Now, it's time to get some pitching over the winter. FEAR MIGGY & THE ORIOLE IN 2005, BABY!!

05-20-2003, 09:31 PM	#2
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	dola- Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: April 19, 2060 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (25%) Cancer (24%) Alien Abduction (6%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Horrible Accident (5%) Homicide (5%) Alcoholism (5%) Drowning (5%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 12680327 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

05-20-2003, 10:40 PM	#5
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'm going to die in 66 years. I have so little time left....

05-20-2003, 11:11 PM	#10
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 26, 2038 at the age of 61 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (48%) Alcoholism (10%) Heart Attack (6%) Loneliness (6%)

05-20-2003, 11:16 PM	#11
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Is it a bad thing if I'm more likely to die from alien abduction (you got some splaining to do Kodos!) than drowning, suicide or homicide? Then again, it looks like either cancer or auto-fellatio is going to get me come July 14, 2063. If I make it that far, I'm really going to dread that day. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

05-21-2003, 12:17 AM	#12
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: March 22, 2045 at the age of 73 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Heart Attack (17%) Alien Abduction (7%) Homicide (6%) Alcoholism (5%) __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

05-21-2003, 12:20 AM	#13
Jets80 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC	Once you die I will steal your Vegas chicks

05-21-2003, 12:45 AM	#16
Jets80 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC	I better take this test now...just in case tonights the night..

05-21-2003, 12:50 AM	#17
Jets80 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC	Damn....It will be 2036 at the age of 60.....60???? I better go jog or smoething tommorow.

05-21-2003, 12:56 AM	#18
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	you better start plannin you funeral now eh __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

05-21-2003, 04:22 AM	#20
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: February 20, 2061 at the age of 86 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (23%) Heart Attack (22%) Horrible Accident (10%) Homicide (7%) Contagious Disease (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Confusion (5%) (Death from Confusion?? LOL) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) (hello...) Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 20, 2061, as you slip silently into the night.

05-22-2003, 12:56 AM	#21
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Ha! No one can beat me! I alone will carry on the FOF torch. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-22-2003, 01:03 AM	#23
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I dont fear the squid. I have stated this before. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-22-2003, 01:03 AM	#24
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	lol __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-22-2003, 01:06 AM	#25
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	lol __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

05-22-2003, 01:07 AM	#26
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	__________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-22-2003, 01:08 AM	#27
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	No way. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

05-22-2003, 02:03 AM	#28
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: September 27, 2053 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (17%) Auto-Fellatio (12%) Electrolysis (11%) Heart Attack (10%) Alcoholism (8%) Suicide (6%) 76 isn't a bad age to go. Not too young yet not so old that I'm worthless and a drain on society... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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