No Melissa Stark

henry296 · 05-13-2003, 12:42 PM

Melissa Stark will not be part of MNF this year because she is having a baby.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0513/1552896.html

Todd

Fidatelo · 05-13-2003, 12:45 PM

This is a terrible day for football fans everywhere

bryce · 05-13-2003, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by henry296
Melissa Stark will not be part of MNF this year because she is having a baby.

Todd

that's impossible, b/c that would imply she has had sex, when clearly she is waiting for me and me alone to ravage her.

The Afoci · 05-13-2003, 12:56 PM

Well this would be one paternity test I would hope would be positive!

Although it would probably help her on her stalker case she has against me.

Ksyrup · 05-13-2003, 01:03 PM

Does this mean Leslie Visser is back in the running? Or maybe Eric Dickerson in a tutu?

Kodos · 05-13-2003, 01:10 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-13-2003, 01:13 PM

No Mellisa Stark ....damn.

FrogMan · 05-13-2003, 01:18 PM

okay, time to sign Jill Arrington for the gig...

FM

Ryche · 05-13-2003, 03:14 PM

Nah, give me Rebecca Grant from Under the Helmet.

FrogMan · 05-13-2003, 03:22 PM

there are two sidelines in a game, right? Why not hire them both?

FM

Blade · 05-13-2003, 04:27 PM

And they could put on one Hell of a half-time show!

Damn...maybe I should cut back on the porn surfing...it is shading my thoughts about real life...

TroyF · 05-13-2003, 06:58 PM

Heres a novel idea: Lets not hire ANYONE to do the sideline reports as they all do a horrific job at it. They ask the worst possible questions anyway:

"Coach, you guys are trailing 21-3 after the first half and you've turned the ball over 6 times, what adjustments are you going to make in the second half?"

"You gained nearly 200 yards on the ground in the first half and have a 14 point lead, are you going to air it out more in the second half?"

"You've thrown at their #2 cornerback 22 times in the first half, did you see something on film that made you think you had a good matchup there?"

Please. I don't care how good the sideline reporter looks. Just get them off the field.

The most distressing news about that isn't that she's leaving MNF, it's that she didn't answer all those emails I sent her asking her to save herself for me. (the ones fired back from the lawyer DO NOT count)

TroyF

JPhillips · 05-13-2003, 09:16 PM

I think Sarah Michelle Gellar is quitting Buffy for MNF! Hell Alyson Hannigan would be good too.

kcchief19 · 05-13-2003, 10:07 PM

Damn! She told me she was on the pill!

tucker342 · 05-13-2003, 10:40 PM

I got it! Girls Gone Wild- Monday Night Football!!! YES

Tekneek · 05-14-2003, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JPhillips
I think Sarah Michelle Gellar is quitting Buffy for MNF! Hell Alyson Hannigan would be good too.

I found some bizarre looking (at least to me) photos of Hannigan in some tight red shorts in a Google search just now. Obviously, she doesn't spend her time being the "Willow" I remember from the first two seasons.

JeeberD · 05-14-2003, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tekneek
I found some bizarre looking (at least to me) photos of Hannigan in some tight red shorts in a Google search just now. Obviously, she doesn't spend her time being the "Willow" I remember from the first two seasons.

Photos, please...

Samdari · 05-14-2003, 07:25 AM

Wow Bryce that's some stange news. She's not pregnant?

I suggest you contact her and boink her quickly (or, find her quickly and boink her slowly, whatever you prefer) as she has an enormous tumor in her abdomen. That can't be healthy.

Fritz · 05-14-2003, 08:30 AM

I would like to see Suzy Kolber move over from the ESPN Sunday game.

Ryche · 05-14-2003, 09:21 AM

Actually, I would think Kolber will be a very good possibility since she works for the company already. That would work for me.

cuervo72 · 05-14-2003, 09:26 AM

Ann Werner (sp?) is pretty cute, she might not be bad. I'd like it if they hired Bonnie Bernstein back from CBS. But Kolber would be a logical choice.

Fritz · 05-14-2003, 09:27 AM

Kolber is also good with the players/coaches and knows a little something.

Fritz · 05-14-2003, 09:27 AM

dola, I am sure Tony K is sad to see her go.

05-13-2003, 12:56 PM	#4
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Well this would be one paternity test I would hope would be positive! Although it would probably help her on her stalker case she has against me. __________________ I had something. Last edited by The Afoci : 05-13-2003 at 12:56 PM.

05-13-2003, 01:03 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Does this mean Leslie Visser is back in the running? Or maybe Eric Dickerson in a tutu? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-13-2003, 01:13 PM	#7
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	No Mellisa Stark ....damn. __________________ Toujour Pret

05-13-2003, 01:18 PM	#8
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	okay, time to sign Jill Arrington for the gig... FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog...

05-13-2003, 03:14 PM	#9
Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	Nah, give me Rebecca Grant from Under the Helmet. __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

05-13-2003, 12:45 PM	#2
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	This is a terrible day for football fans everywhere __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

05-13-2003, 01:10 PM	#6
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

05-13-2003, 03:22 PM	#10
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	there are two sidelines in a game, right? Why not hire them both? FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog...

05-13-2003, 04:27 PM	#11
Blade College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Edmonton, Alberta	And they could put on one Hell of a half-time show! Damn...maybe I should cut back on the porn surfing...it is shading my thoughts about real life... __________________ Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles.

05-13-2003, 06:58 PM	#12
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Heres a novel idea: Lets not hire ANYONE to do the sideline reports as they all do a horrific job at it. They ask the worst possible questions anyway: "Coach, you guys are trailing 21-3 after the first half and you've turned the ball over 6 times, what adjustments are you going to make in the second half?" "You gained nearly 200 yards on the ground in the first half and have a 14 point lead, are you going to air it out more in the second half?" "You've thrown at their #2 cornerback 22 times in the first half, did you see something on film that made you think you had a good matchup there?" Please. I don't care how good the sideline reporter looks. Just get them off the field. The most distressing news about that isn't that she's leaving MNF, it's that she didn't answer all those emails I sent her asking her to save herself for me. (the ones fired back from the lawyer DO NOT count) TroyF

05-13-2003, 09:16 PM	#13
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	I think Sarah Michelle Gellar is quitting Buffy for MNF! Hell Alyson Hannigan would be good too. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

05-13-2003, 10:07 PM	#14
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Damn! She told me she was on the pill!

05-13-2003, 10:40 PM	#15
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I got it! Girls Gone Wild- Monday Night Football!!! YES

05-14-2003, 07:25 AM	#18
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Wow Bryce that's some stange news. She's not pregnant? I suggest you contact her and boink her quickly (or, find her quickly and boink her slowly, whatever you prefer) as she has an enormous tumor in her abdomen. That can't be healthy. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

05-14-2003, 08:30 AM	#19
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I would like to see Suzy Kolber move over from the ESPN Sunday game. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-14-2003, 09:21 AM	#20
Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	Actually, I would think Kolber will be a very good possibility since she works for the company already. That would work for me. __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

05-14-2003, 09:26 AM	#21
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Ann Werner (sp?) is pretty cute, she might not be bad. I'd like it if they hired Bonnie Bernstein back from CBS. But Kolber would be a logical choice. __________________ null

05-14-2003, 09:27 AM	#22
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Kolber is also good with the players/coaches and knows a little something. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

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