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Quiksand in my mailman
There I am minding my own business, when the mailman arrives. He is wearing a safari hat. I make some small talk and find out he can't wait for the Derby tomorrow, he is placing a few bets and is going to the Teletheatre around here to watch it.
Go figure. Nice to finally meet you Quik.
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05-02-2003, 10:33 AM | #2 |
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dola....
Damn. The thread title should read: Quiksand IS my mailman.
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05-02-2003, 10:33 AM | #3 |
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double dola......
I am sure this thread title will draw more readers though.
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
05-02-2003, 10:34 AM | #4 |
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You got Quiksand in my mailman!
No, you got mailman in my Quiksand!
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05-02-2003, 10:34 AM | #5 |
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At least you spelled Quiksand correctly.
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05-02-2003, 10:34 AM | #6 |
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Sorry no triple for you...
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05-02-2003, 10:38 AM | #7 |
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"Quiksand in my mailman"
I'm sure of you lubed him up, it wouldn't feel like Quiksand, Marm. |
05-02-2003, 10:39 AM | #8 |
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Of all the typos in the world, I had to make this one.
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
05-02-2003, 10:41 AM | #9 |
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freudian slip perhaps?
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05-02-2003, 10:46 AM | #10 |
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This is the second best thread title typo I've seen, right behind Andy's infamous "I'd like to publicly spank all my commisioners".
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05-02-2003, 10:49 AM | #11 | |
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05-02-2003, 10:51 AM | #12 | |
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Was that really a typo? |
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05-02-2003, 10:52 AM | #13 |
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can a thread title be quote of the moment?
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05-02-2003, 10:53 AM | #14 | |
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Okay, this is the funniest things I've read here in a long time.
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05-02-2003, 10:54 AM | #15 |
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and sadly, i too had a typo
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05-02-2003, 01:20 PM | #16 |
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Would'nt this actually be considered a ty-poo?
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05-02-2003, 02:41 PM | #17 |
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Oh crap, that's funny. I didn't even read the title correctly until you pointed it out, I read it as you meant to type it...
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05-02-2003, 03:19 PM | #18 |
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05-02-2003, 03:21 PM | #19 |
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05-02-2003, 03:24 PM | #20 |
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^^
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05-02-2003, 03:29 PM | #21 |
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Quiksand is really your mailman or are you just bullsh*tin? Damn thats kinda weird to meet someone you chat with on the net.
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05-02-2003, 03:30 PM | #22 |
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Noop: think geography.
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05-02-2003, 03:33 PM | #23 |
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What, do you think that he couldn't commute from Mayland to Connecticut just to deliver the mail? Some people have passion for their jobs, Anry...
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05-02-2003, 03:35 PM | #24 |
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it looks like Marmel has passion for his mailman
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05-02-2003, 03:39 PM | #25 |
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Marmel failed to mention he answered the door in an open bathrobe showing his bra and panties.
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05-02-2003, 03:39 PM | #26 |
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OrQuikHasPassionForMarm'sMailman.
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05-02-2003, 03:40 PM | #27 |
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I don't know how familiar some of you newer guys are with the Safari hat Quiksand told once, but for some reason that always stuck with me. We all now Quik's obsession with the horses.
IT WAS A COINCIDENCE! Sheesh.
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05-02-2003, 03:42 PM | #28 | |
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Actually, it looks like QuikSand has passion for Marmel's mailman. Guess this gives new meaning to the term mail carrier. Or should that be MALE carrier?
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05-02-2003, 04:09 PM | #29 | |
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I think I already said that. But I don't blame you, it was hard to read (damn board actin up)...
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05-02-2003, 04:18 PM | #30 | |
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05-02-2003, 04:27 PM | #31 | |
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05-02-2003, 04:46 PM | #32 |
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Likely excuse, Marm, you were just being clever and cloy again since the "n" is not near the "s".
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05-03-2003, 12:12 AM | #33 |
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The last couple of days have produced some of the funniest threads in a very looooooooong time. I'm reading the FOFC board and smilin' again.
Quiksand in my mailman. Oh lordy. |
05-03-2003, 12:18 AM | #34 |
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What's to say his mailman isn't some hot girl and Kickstand (I'm sure this will cease being funny at some point) was in her and... Yeah, I'm sure that happens in something other than fiction...
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05-03-2003, 03:57 AM | #35 |
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"He was just checkin the mail. Get it? Checkin the male..."
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