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04-05-2006, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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I Have Homer's Nose
It's true! When I went to London, I was at the British Museum where there is a bust of Homer from long ago. I looked at it for a bit and wondered what was so familiar and then I saw it. I had Homer's nose! I pointed this out to my female company and she said, "no way," then looked, and gasped. She took a picture.
I was looking through the pictures earlier and I saw that it was no trick of the light or anything. Me standing besides Homer's bust is proof - I have Homer's nose. -Anxiety
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04-05-2006, 11:19 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2004
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So, are you going to give it back?
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04-05-2006, 11:28 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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Do you also have Marge's boobies?
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04-05-2006, 11:32 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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I drink Homers beer
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04-05-2006, 11:35 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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I have Homer's Belly.
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04-06-2006, 11:14 AM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Richmond, VA
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I have Homer's D'oh!'s
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