Things I've Learned From Don Juan

[CamEdwards]

I'm sorry, but the Don Juan Center is just a veritable gold mine of knowledge. For instance, did you know that:

-blood drives are a good place to pick up women because the common side effect of queasiness can act like mild intoxication?

-Giving girls candy from a PEZ dispenser is a great way to pick up women... especially intoxicated women in bars!

-Chocolate is a mild aphrodisiac. So be sure to feed her a candy bar after you've given her a PEZ while she's intoxicated. Drunk girls LOVE chocolate!!!

-The secret to a long lasting relationship? Your attitude should always be one of, "I want you. But I don't need you."

Of course, considering the amount of virgins that populate that particular message board, I'm thinking the real attitude is more along the lines of I need you. Why don't you want me? I'm a playa! I'm money! I've seen "Swingers" 19 freakin' times!!! Stupid bitch. I didn't need you anyway.


whimper.

[sjshaw]

I'm taking a Snickers bar and PEZ to the nearest blood drive at a bar!