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Old 04-23-2003, 11:19 AM   #1
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Student suspected of stealing 854 pairs of panties, police say

MENOMONIE -- Police say a 22-year-old UW-Stout student wasn’t hunting for Easter eggs but thong panties when he broke into a rental home Sunday in Menomonie.

Anthony Scholfield, 516˝ S. Broadway St., was in custody this morning at the Dunn County Jail and is scheduled to appear in court today.

Eight women, ages 20 to 22, living at a rental home in the 900 block of Eighth Street East reported thong-style panties missing after break-ins during Thanksgiving and the university’s spring break.

“Entry there had always been through a basement window,” Menomonie Police Sgt. Todd Swartz said. “Over this weekend we thought because the students were going home for Easter we would monitor it.”

According to police reports:

At about 4:45 a.m. Sunday an officer noticed a basement window on the south side of the rental home had been broken into. Police set up a perimeter around the home and waited about a half-hour when a man, later identified as Scholfield, opened the west side back door. He spotted one of the officers, went back into the rental home and locked the door.

Police forced their way into the home and arrested Scholfield, citing him for burglary and criminal property damage.

Scholfield did not have anything in his possession, but he admitted he had broken into the home before and agreed to have police look for a sack containing about 75 pairs of women’s panties in his apartment. Six of the 75 pairs were identified by one of the women living in the rental home.

Scholfield told police he was participating in panty raids to get the women’s underwear.

After obtaining a warrant, officers searched Scholfield’s apartment and found 854 pairs of thong-style underwear, Swartz said. All of the panties were small or extra-small in size.

“They were in containers in the closet and found in dresser drawers,” Swartz said. “We’re thinking he may have gone to different house parties and taken three pair here, four pair there. Some women might even be embarrassed even to report it.”

Menomonie Police Investigator Michael Mason said panty raids do occur, but he is not aware of a suspect having this number of potentially stolen panties in his possession before.

http://www.leadertelegram.com/story.asp?id=25907
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:21 AM   #2
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Re: Student suspected of stealing 854 pairs of panties, police say

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Eight women, ages 20 to 22, living at a rental home in the 900 block of Eighth Street East



Mmmmmm.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:24 AM   #3
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What a pantywaist.

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Old 04-23-2003, 11:24 AM   #4
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Mmmmmm.


8 women that wear small thong panties... (but now have to go bear!)


mmmmm mmmm good!
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:25 AM   #5
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Panty raid!!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:52 AM   #6
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This is great... if I lived nearby, I'd have a perfect opening to find the house and present 8 college hotties with thong underwear... of course, I'd expect them to show their appreciation by modeling it for me.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:54 AM   #7
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I'd love to be a toilet seat in that house
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:55 AM   #8
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8 women that wear small thong panties...


I don't think there are 8 women in the entire state of Wisconsin that wear small panties. Must be a typo.
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:02 PM   #9
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I wonder if "panty raiding" is an official crime?
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:08 PM   #10
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I don't think there are 8 women in the entire state of Wisconsin that wear small panties. Must be a typo.


foreign exchange students?
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:09 PM   #11
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Man, the cops didn't have to be so mean to me...
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Old 04-23-2003, 02:14 PM   #12
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I don't think there are 8 women in the entire state of Wisconsin that wear small panties. Must be a typo.

Collosal panties?
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:37 PM   #13
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damn my sister goes to school there!!!!
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Old 04-23-2003, 04:53 PM   #14
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damn my sister goes to school there!!!!


Does she wear collosal panties?
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:08 PM   #15
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Not real surprising. It's the same school that the kid who drove around the country putting pipe bombs in mailboxes went to.

And judging from the town, I don't think your plan would be too great Franklinnoble. My guess is that most girls there aren't exactly what you'd call 'hotties'.
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:27 PM   #16
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This is the same place that spawned the pipe bomber.

edit: Doh! That's what I get for not reading the entire thread before posting!

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Old 04-23-2003, 11:07 PM   #17
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:11 PM   #18
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Student suspected of stealing 854 pairs of panties, police say

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Old 04-24-2003, 09:07 PM   #19
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This is great... if I lived nearby, I'd have a perfect opening to find the house and present 8 college hotties with thong underwear... of course, I'd expect them to show their appreciation by modeling it for me.


hmmm, now there's a good idea...
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:12 PM   #20
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hmmm, now there's a good idea...


No, I already told him because of the town that it'd be a BAD idea. Maybe somewhere else, some other college in Wisconsin like Eau Claire or La Crosse, but not at Stout in Menomonie.

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Old 04-24-2003, 09:35 PM   #21
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The article said he probably stole 3-4 panties at a time at various house parties. That means he had to attend anywhere from 216 to 289 parties at that rate. He's pretty fucking popular for a panty stealer.
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