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03-09-2006, 04:42 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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'Lumberjack' Meeting - Posted at my work
You just can't make this stuff up. Gee.. anyone interested?
When: April, 28/29/30, 2006 (Friday night, Saturday, Sunday morning.) WHERE: At our new site for 2006, Camp Helen Brachman. Purposes: Camp Brachman does much work with inner city kids to provide them with a camping experience. This is a community service. We are asking for men to be MEN of SERVICE (MOS) by harvesting firewood from the surrounding woods for use by the camp and for our use at New Warrior Training Adventures. Men who attend will get a 'taste' of New Warriors and may consider attending such a weekend. There will be No High Pressure Marketing of the NWTA. BENEFITS: Fresh air, GREAT FOOD, fellowship with men, become familiar with this awesome camp site, sharpen your lumber jack skills, and exercise to burn off some of that recent weight gain. You will experience drumming and speaking within a circle of men, meet Jake the camp director, get some peace and quiet away from the city and experience a Sunday morning sweat lodge! ACCOMODATIONS: We will welcome anybody who steps up to participate for any portion of this event that they can. However, if you wish to be guaranteed overnight sleeping accommodations and / or partake in any of the provided meals at the camp, you must sign up for this event and let us know what days and times you plan to be in attendance. For those staying overnight (Friday and / or Saturday) we will be housed in the Guest House. It is well furnished, comfortable, and sleeps 16. Great meals will be provided. If you have such an interest - Contact Jeff. Que the Monty Python skit.
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03-09-2006, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The DMV
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I thought the Iron John fad died out in the 90s...
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03-09-2006, 04:47 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I work at a place in Wisconsin where most everything is still COBOL. People are a little slow to recognize things sometimes.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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03-09-2006, 04:47 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Fellowship with men? Circle of men?
*backs out of thread*
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03-09-2006, 04:49 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Do you get to use a chainsaw? If so I'm SO in!
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 03-09-2006 at 04:49 PM. |
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03-09-2006, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Crap, I thought was going to be like a businessman's version of a lumberjack match or something.
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03-09-2006, 04:52 PM
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Norm!!!
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Manassas, VA
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I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing! [singing] I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!... [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
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03-09-2006, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Thunderdome
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03-09-2006, 05:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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