Worst requests by your significant other?

Eaglesfan27 · 02-18-2006, 04:39 PM

What does your significant other ask you to do that you hate the most?

For me, it is going to the French Quarter during Mardi Gras. I went a few times when I first moved down here and it was interesting, but ultimately the traffic and other negatives just aren't worth the fun.

Well, tonight she asked me to go again. The worst part: She doesn't even want me to go out with her. She wants me to drive her and a few of her female co-workers to the quarter, drop them off, and then pick them up late in the night. Normally, they would take a taxi for their Girl's night out, but all of the taxi companies are saying there is a shortage right now and they aren't doing any "scheduled pickups" unless they are least 12 hours in advance.

Airhog · 02-18-2006, 04:41 PM

she wanted to give me a BJ. What a terrible request. I mean the nerve of some people

DeToxRox · 02-18-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

she wanted to give me a BJ. What a terrible request. I mean the nerve of some people

At least she didn't want you to give her a BJ.

General Mike · 02-18-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

What does your significant other ask you to do that you hate the most?

For me, it is going to the French Quarter during Mardi Gras. I went a few times when I first moved down here and it was interesting, but ultimately the traffic and other negatives just aren't worth the fun.

Well, tonight she asked me to go again. The worst part: She doesn't even want me to go out with her. She wants me to drive her and a few of her female co-workers to the quarter, drop them off, and then pick them up late in the night. Normally, they would take a taxi for their Girl's night out, but all of the taxi companies are saying there is a shortage right now and they aren't doing any "scheduled pickups" unless they are least 12 hours in advance.

You should go to the strip club after you drop her off.

flounder · 02-18-2006, 05:01 PM

I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

oliegirl · 02-18-2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

What does your significant other ask you to do that you hate the most?

For me, it is going to the French Quarter during Mardi Gras. I went a few times when I first moved down here and it was interesting, but ultimately the traffic and other negatives just aren't worth the fun.

Well, tonight she asked me to go again. The worst part: She doesn't even want me to go out with her. She wants me to drive her and a few of her female co-workers to the quarter, drop them off, and then pick them up late in the night. Normally, they would take a taxi for their Girl's night out, but all of the taxi companies are saying there is a shortage right now and they aren't doing any "scheduled pickups" unless they are least 12 hours in advance.

But because you are such a wonderful husband, and because you don't want to take a chance that your wife or any of her friends would drink and drive, you are going to take them and pick them up later...right?

Eaglesfan27 · 02-18-2006, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

But because you are such a wonderful husband, and because you don't want to take a chance that your wife or any of her friends would drink and drive, you are going to take them and pick them up later...right?

Yes, in fact, I'm leaving in 2 minutes as they are almost here at our place. The ride usually takes 15 minutes max each way. I expect to be back in 2 hours or so..

duckman · 02-18-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Yes, in fact, I'm leaving in 2 minutes as they are almost here at our place. The ride usually takes 15 minutes max each way. I expect to be back in 2 hours or so..

I would make them walk.

Galaxy · 02-18-2006, 05:07 PM

Will Girls Gone Wild be taping? And will Mrs. E be the one flashin the camera?

DeToxRox · 02-18-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

What does your significant other ask you to do that you hate the most?

For me, it is going to the French Quarter during Mardi Gras. I went a few times when I first moved down here and it was interesting, but ultimately the traffic and other negatives just aren't worth the fun.

Well, tonight she asked me to go again. The worst part: She doesn't even want me to go out with her. She wants me to drive her and a few of her female co-workers to the quarter, drop them off, and then pick them up late in the night. Normally, they would take a taxi for their Girl's night out, but all of the taxi companies are saying there is a shortage right now and they aren't doing any "scheduled pickups" unless they are least 12 hours in advance.

I'll be by in a few hours. You drop 'em off, we'll hit the lanes and grab some TB.

oliegirl · 02-18-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Yes, in fact, I'm leaving in 2 minutes as they are almost here at our place. The ride usually takes 15 minutes max each way. I expect to be back in 2 hours or so..

You are a good husband....Duckman is not

albionmoonlight · 02-18-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Yes, in fact, I'm leaving in 2 minutes as they are almost here at our place. The ride usually takes 15 minutes max each way. I expect to be back in 2 hours or so..

You are a saint, EF27. I hate driving downtown during Mardi Gras.

duckman · 02-18-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

You are a good husband....Duckman is not

Good thing I'm not married.

tucker342 · 02-18-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

ummm wow.... as soon as she got that, she should've gotten out of that relationship as fast as possible.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-18-2006, 06:38 PM

It only took about 1 hour and 25 minutes round trip, and that was with me going all the way to Bourbon street to drop them off. It's definitely not anything like it was in previous years with Mardi Gras.

General Mike, parking is virtually impossible in the French Quarter which is part of the reason they wanted to be dropped off. Therefore, even if I was inclined, it wouldn't be worth it to walk to the Strip Club.

Galaxy, nope. She used to be wild 10 years ago, but I mellowed her out some

See you in a bit DetoxRoxDVHStyle.

Albionmoonlight, I hate it as well. She owes me big time even if it didn't take as long as I thought it would

Raiders Army · 02-18-2006, 07:11 PM

There are no bad requests by a significant other. You always say no. If it's a demand, you either say "It's over, bitch" or "I want a divorce, bitch".

Simple really.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-18-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

There are no bad requests by a significant other. You always say no. If it's a demand, you either say "It's over, bitch" or "I want a divorce, bitch".

Simple really.

Interesting philosophy.

FrogMan · 02-18-2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Interesting philosophy.

it's the Raiders fan's philosophy

Honestly EF, when people say you're a good guy, I go and think "heck, I simply would expect him to act like that, it sounds just like him"

FM

oliegirl · 02-18-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

Good thing I'm not married.

Then god help your future wife

duckman · 02-18-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Then god help your future wife

Lighten up, Francis.

Buccaneer · 02-18-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

That is truly beyond belief.

Mustang · 02-18-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tucker342

ummm wow.... as soon as she got that, she should've gotten out of that relationship as fast as possible.

No kidding. "Hey hon, today is my first GBD.. Good bye dick day.."

Eaglesfan27 · 02-18-2006, 08:52 PM

Something happened (she doesn't want to discuss what happened right now over the phone) and she now wants me to come pick her up. I'm not sure if I'm picking up the other ladies I dropped off too..

duckman · 02-18-2006, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Something happened (she doesn't want to discuss what happened right now over the phone) and she now wants me to come pick her up. I'm not sure if I'm picking up the other ladies I dropped off too..

I got money on that it was because someone exposed a boob. Just a hunch.

duckman · 02-18-2006, 09:00 PM

dola

And I'm not saying it was your wife.

Senator · 02-18-2006, 10:06 PM

She should have stayed home.

Senator · 02-18-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

The guy spent alot of time and effort on this, especially with the frilly fonts. Too bad it was all for naught. I guess his wife did not appreciate him trying to be efficient.

KWhit · 02-18-2006, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

The timing on this was horrible. That would have made the perfect Valentine's gift had you posted it a few days ago.

Sigh.

Izulde · 02-18-2006, 10:37 PM

I know quite a few girls who are into that Gor crap IRL and who would love to serve this guy.

flounder · 02-18-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

The timing on this was horrible. That would have made the perfect Valentine's gift had you posted it a few days ago.

Sigh.

There's always President's Day.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-18-2006, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

I got money on that it was because someone exposed a boob. Just a hunch.

Nah. Her friend/co-worker pissed her off over something stupid, but no boob flashing was involved. However, Mrs. Eaglesfan was already hammered thanks to a drink called "The Smile." Her friend who pissed her off seemed similarly hammered.

Edit: And I agree with Senator.

TroyF · 02-18-2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

Wow. Just wow.

terpkristin · 02-19-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by flounder

I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

Wow.

That was appalling. But at the same time, presumably the woman dated this guy before they decided to get married (just an assumption). Surely a winner like this guy didn't "change" and become a dictator just because of an engagement. The woman in this case is probably a bit off herself, if she was OK with it while they were dating...

/tk

Butter · 02-20-2006, 07:54 AM

OK, I'm always late since I'm Mr. Weekday-only Guy on these boards... but my wife always wants me to go dancing with her or sing. I hate them both.

Cringer · 02-20-2006, 09:20 AM

My wife wants me to talk to her.

Maybe even worse, she wants me to listen to her too.

Bee · 02-20-2006, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

My wife wants me to talk to her.

Maybe even worse, she wants me to listen to her too.

ouch....good luck with that man.

Cringer · 02-20-2006, 09:24 AM

And just now I was asked to go sit with her. WTF? Be back in a bit.

SFL Cat · 02-20-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

My wife wants me to talk to her.

Maybe even worse, she wants me to listen to her too.

Print off a copy of that contract and give it to her. You'll be single again before you can say "Shazam!"

02-18-2006, 04:41 PM	#2
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	she wanted to give me a BJ. What a terrible request. I mean the nerve of some people __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-18-2006, 06:38 PM	#15
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	It only took about 1 hour and 25 minutes round trip, and that was with me going all the way to Bourbon street to drop them off. It's definitely not anything like it was in previous years with Mardi Gras. General Mike, parking is virtually impossible in the French Quarter which is part of the reason they wanted to be dropped off. Therefore, even if I was inclined, it wouldn't be worth it to walk to the Strip Club. Galaxy, nope. She used to be wild 10 years ago, but I mellowed her out some See you in a bit DetoxRoxDVHStyle. Albionmoonlight, I hate it as well. She owes me big time even if it didn't take as long as I thought it would __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

02-18-2006, 08:52 PM	#23
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Something happened (she doesn't want to discuss what happened right now over the phone) and she now wants me to come pick her up. I'm not sure if I'm picking up the other ladies I dropped off too.. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

02-18-2006, 10:06 PM	#26
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	She should have stayed home. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

02-18-2006, 10:37 PM	#29
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02-18-2006, 05:01 PM	#5
flounder High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lynchburg, VA	I think this guy takes the cake as far as bad spousal requests go. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

02-18-2006, 05:07 PM	#9
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Will Girls Gone Wild be taping? And will Mrs. E be the one flashin the camera?

02-18-2006, 07:11 PM	#16
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	There are no bad requests by a significant other. You always say no. If it's a demand, you either say "It's over, bitch" or "I want a divorce, bitch". Simple really.

02-20-2006, 07:54 AM	#34
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	OK, I'm always late since I'm Mr. Weekday-only Guy on these boards... but my wife always wants me to go dancing with her or sing. I hate them both. __________________ My listening habits

02-20-2006, 09:20 AM	#35
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	My wife wants me to talk to her. Maybe even worse, she wants me to listen to her too. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

02-20-2006, 09:24 AM	#37
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	And just now I was asked to go sit with her. WTF? Be back in a bit. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

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