Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 12: Pamela Anderson

Kodos · 12-30-2005, 10:27 AM

Alright, as Volume 11 winds down, I present you with the anti-Natalie: Pamela Anderson.

Code:

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Natalie Portman   8-.--
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Danica Patrick    59.17
Jennifer Lopez    44.23
Teri Hatcher      37.96
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67
Patrick Dempsey   27.27

An emphatic NOT!!! Everything that makes Natalie special is missing in Pamela Anderson--a whorish, vapid airhead with no discernible talents whatsoever.

Radii · 12-30-2005, 10:32 AM

i'd prefer gillian, teri hatcher, j-lo, danica, and the top 4 to Pamela Anderson, but she's still hot.

vtbub · 12-30-2005, 10:45 AM

nothing hot about plastic

Rizon · 12-30-2005, 10:51 AM

13 years ago, I'd kill my grandparents to hit it. But now I don't want the diseases.

GreenMonster · 12-30-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

13 years ago, I'd kill my grandparents to hit it. But now I don't want the diseases.

I can't tell you how perfect this line is...

st.cronin · 12-30-2005, 11:27 AM

I have had nightmares about Pamela Anderson. Seriously.

cthomer5000 · 12-30-2005, 11:28 AM

a lot of factors outside her actual looks push me to "not" on this one.

By the way, this is the lord's work you are doing here Kodos.

Kodos · 12-30-2005, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

By the way, this is the lord's work you are doing here Kodos.

My chance at sainthood!

Draft Dodger · 12-30-2005, 11:46 AM

She is SO not my type of woman: she is blond, not terribly bright, insane, she has an infectious disease, she has more plastic than a Toys R Us, she's been with fucktards like Tommy Lee and Brett Michaels, and everyone has seen her hoohaw on the internet. and yet, I still think she's hot. Can't explain it at all.

MIJB#19 · 12-30-2005, 12:52 PM

I never found her a good looking woman, despite being a Baywatch watcher back in the days.

oliegirl · 12-30-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MIJB#19

I never found her a good looking woman, despite being a Baywatch watcher back in the days.

I always thought she was pretty on that show, probably because she didn't wear 30 lbs of makeup. She is attractive when she is "dressed down", I've seen pics of her in like jeans and a white t-shirt - no/little makeup, and she is very pretty...but I have to vote not hot b/c that is not usually how she looks.

Raiders Army · 12-30-2005, 01:17 PM

Definitely hawt

Bad-example · 12-30-2005, 01:25 PM

Skank city.

Surtt · 12-30-2005, 01:31 PM

I still have her original playboy centerfold.
She looked much better without the plastic surgery.

Desnudo · 12-30-2005, 01:35 PM

Deflate the boobs, cure the incurable STD, go back in time to prevent her from having sex with innumerable sleazy rockers, and I'd think about it.

rkmsuf · 12-30-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Deflate the boobs, cure the incurable STD, go back in time to prevent her from having sex with innumerable sleazy rockers, and I'd think about it.

so you are saying there is a chance...

cuervo72 · 12-30-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

I still have her original playboy centerfold.
She looked much better without the plastic surgery.

Yep...I was thinking Pam circa PB's Sexy Lingerie II was hot, the present day not so much.

Desnudo · 12-30-2005, 01:44 PM

If she, Patrick Dempsey, and I were the only people left on the planet

DaddyTorgo · 12-30-2005, 02:05 PM

i voted hot. in a slutty...skanky kind of way. hey, no one who's seen that video could argue with that. either of those videos actually. LOL

and there's something to be said for her really being the torchbearer for the "silicone bombshells" of the early-mid 90's.

edit: but like everyone else has stated, at this point i most definately would not hit it.

Antmeister · 12-30-2005, 02:11 PM

If this was when she was on Baywatch, I would have exclaimed, "Hot!", but as time passed on and possibly since we know way too much about her, she now goes in the NOT category.

st.cronin · 12-30-2005, 02:12 PM

Is there any way to see who voted 'hot' for pamela and 'not' for jolie? Cause those people need their brains examined.

Antmeister · 12-30-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Is there any way to see who voted 'hot' for pamela and 'not' for jolie? Cause those people need their brains examined.

I definitely agree with that. Jolie is a freaking hottie.

Kodos · 12-30-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Is there any way to see who voted 'hot' for pamela and 'not' for jolie? Cause those people need their brains examined.

You could compare the list of people who voted for each option...

Pamela Hot:

ardent enthusiast, AZSpeechCoach, DaddyTorgo, Draft Dodger, Emiliano, FBPro, GoSeahawks, Grammaticus, Greendiver, Havok, Hell Atlantic, hoopsguy, INDalltheway, ISiddiqui, jackyl, JeffR, Johnny93g, KJDelaney, Maple Leafs, Miller Time, MrBug708, Northwood_DK, NoSkillz, Radii, Raiders Army, rewissick, RPI-Fan, Scoobz0202, SegRat, Shorty3281, stevew, Swaggs, waitforit

Angelina Not:

amdaily, Axxon, Buccaneer, Butter_of_69, Castlerock, cthomer5000, cwilloughby, dangarion, Desnudo, Easy Mac, Farrah Whitworth-Rahn, Flasch186, Galaxy, George W Bush, GoCanes, Godzilla Blitz, GoSeahawks, graygoosetwelve, Greyroofoo, I. J. Reilly, Johnny93g, JonInMiddleGA, Klinglerware, Kodos, Ksyrup, MattJones4Heisman, mtolson, path12, pennywisesb, Racer, raf105, rkmsuf, sachmo71, samifan24, Voo, Warhammer, WVUFAN

st.cronin · 12-30-2005, 03:35 PM

johnny 93g and GoSeahawks are the only two I see. They should immediately make appointments with a neurologist.

Desmond · 12-30-2005, 03:36 PM

That face is melting. She held up well for a good number of years but when she hit the wall she hit it face first at 100mph.

Lorena · 12-30-2005, 05:20 PM

I'm surprised to see the majority voted Not! I think she's pretty damn hot. Plastic or not, what straight man wouldn't wanna be lost in all that boobage?

So why you being sexist man? How about some males for us females on the board?

sabotai · 12-30-2005, 05:24 PM

Two words: FUCK NO!

heybrad · 12-30-2005, 05:30 PM

I vote Hepatitis No!

Desmond · 12-30-2005, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I'm surprised to see the majority voted Not! I think she's pretty damn hot. Plastic or not, what straight man wouldn't wanna be lost in all that boobage?

So why you being sexist man? How about some males for us females on the board?

I'd be interested to see what kind of rating someone like Brad Pitt would get.

Rockstar · 12-30-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Deflate the boobs, cure the incurable STD, go back in time to prevent her from having sex with innumerable sleazy rockers, and I'd think about it.

If it wasnt for all of us sleazy rockers, the wouldnt be the whore that she is now. Like thats a bad thing.....

Shes so hot that she could melt a granite pecker.

That could be the STDs though....... Nope. Still hot.

Apathetic Lurker · 12-31-2005, 11:16 AM

BLECH !!

KJDelaney · 12-31-2005, 01:27 PM

All of you guys that said not.........really.

RRIIGGHHTT.

Nat Portman? The Portman from Closer or the one from Star Wars?
If you say the one from Closer, maybe.
If you say the one from Star Wars, you are definately a hopeless geek that has never been with or seen a real live woman before.

And why isn't Angelina Jolie first? I mean really. You should have your GUY CARDS taken away.

QuikSand · 12-31-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by heybrad

I vote Hepatitis No!

As opposed to ... Hepatitis, si?

Kodos · 12-31-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KJDelaney

You should have your GUY CARDS taken away.

This from a guy named Kelly.

KJDelaney · 12-31-2005, 02:03 PM

Yes. A guy named Kelly.

Actually, Kelly James Michael Delaney

Johnny93g · 12-31-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

johnny 93g and GoSeahawks are the only two I see. They should immediately make appointments with a neurologist.

lol....today, id say not, but given pam's history, i have to give her the hot vote.....Jolie just doesnt do it for me....

Desnudo · 12-31-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KJDelaney

All of you guys that said not.........really.

RRIIGGHHTT.

Nat Portman? The Portman from Closer or the one from Star Wars?
If you say the one from Closer, maybe.
If you say the one from Star Wars, you are definately a hopeless geek that has never been with or seen a real live woman before.

And why isn't Angelina Jolie first? I mean really. You should have your GUY CARDS taken away.

The Natalie Portman from real life.

KJDelaney · 12-31-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

The Natalie Portman from real life.

Just don't see it.

Vinatieri for Prez · 12-31-2005, 06:35 PM

Interesting that Farrah said no to Jolie. Every "straight" woman I know finds Jolie hot and want to sleep with her. Therefore, Farrah must be . . . . . (I knew the marriage was a charade).

Desnudo · 12-31-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KJDelaney

Just don't see it.

I just don't see it with Jolie.

oykib · 12-31-2005, 08:41 PM

Doesn't the knowledge of the infectious disease just kill the whole hotness issue?

cuervo72 · 12-31-2005, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

As opposed to ... Hepatitis, si?

Booooooooooooooo!

(ok, for a pun it was actually pretty clever)

miked · 12-31-2005, 11:12 PM

This is odd, after watching her with Tommy Lee, I can say I'd rather do her than Danica Patrick and J-Lo for sure. She is quite good looking, especially for a soon-to-be 40 year old.

Taking the diseases into account, I probably wouldn't, but there is little doubt she is hot.

Grammaticus · 01-01-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by oykib

Doesn't the knowledge of the infectious disease just kill the whole hotness issue?

It is pretty gross. But if I could go back to 1995 I would hit it and hit re-set over and over again until I died. At her peak she was as hot as it gets.

JeeberD · 01-01-2006, 04:49 PM

Not hot at all, way too fake.

Warhammer · 01-02-2006, 07:45 AM

Give me original PB spread Pam and I'd hit it. After that, I'll pass.

WSUCougar · 01-02-2006, 03:07 PM

Late to the party, but NOT, NOT, a thousand times NOT!

MIJB#19 · 01-02-2006, 04:40 PM

Right now I feel bad for voting "Not" on Cameron Diaz. No way Pamela should have ended up with a better percentage.

Galaxy · 01-02-2006, 05:58 PM

When's the next celebrity hot or not?

Bad-example · 01-02-2006, 08:30 PM

I hope the next one is Heather Graham. (Drool)

View Poll Results: Pamela Anderson is...
Hot!	47	37.90%
Not!	77	62.10%
Voters: 124. You may not vote on this poll

12-30-2005, 10:45 AM	#3
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	nothing hot about plastic __________________

12-30-2005, 11:27 AM	#6
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I have had nightmares about Pamela Anderson. Seriously. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-30-2005, 11:46 AM	#9
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	She is SO not my type of woman: she is blond, not terribly bright, insane, she has an infectious disease, she has more plastic than a Toys R Us, she's been with fucktards like Tommy Lee and Brett Michaels, and everyone has seen her hoohaw on the internet. and yet, I still think she's hot. Can't explain it at all. __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-30-2005, 12:52 PM	#10
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	I never found her a good looking woman, despite being a Baywatch watcher back in the days. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

12-30-2005, 10:32 AM	#2
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	i'd prefer gillian, teri hatcher, j-lo, danica, and the top 4 to Pamela Anderson, but she's still hot.

12-30-2005, 11:28 AM	#7
cthomer5000 Strategy Moderator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: North Carolina	a lot of factors outside her actual looks push me to "not" on this one. By the way, this is the lord's work you are doing here Kodos.

12-30-2005, 01:17 PM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Definitely hawt

12-30-2005, 01:25 PM	#13
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Skank city.

12-30-2005, 01:31 PM	#14
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	I still have her original playboy centerfold. She looked much better without the plastic surgery.

12-30-2005, 01:35 PM	#15
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Deflate the boobs, cure the incurable STD, go back in time to prevent her from having sex with innumerable sleazy rockers, and I'd think about it.

12-30-2005, 01:44 PM	#18
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	If she, Patrick Dempsey, and I were the only people left on the planet

12-30-2005, 02:05 PM	#19
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i voted hot. in a slutty...skanky kind of way. hey, no one who's seen that video could argue with that. either of those videos actually. LOL and there's something to be said for her really being the torchbearer for the "silicone bombshells" of the early-mid 90's. edit: but like everyone else has stated, at this point i most definately would not hit it. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 12-30-2005 at 02:07 PM.

12-30-2005, 02:11 PM	#20
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	If this was when she was on Baywatch, I would have exclaimed, "Hot!", but as time passed on and possibly since we know way too much about her, she now goes in the NOT category.

12-30-2005, 02:12 PM	#21
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Is there any way to see who voted 'hot' for pamela and 'not' for jolie? Cause those people need their brains examined. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-30-2005, 03:35 PM	#24
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	johnny 93g and GoSeahawks are the only two I see. They should immediately make appointments with a neurologist. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-30-2005, 03:36 PM	#25
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	That face is melting. She held up well for a good number of years but when she hit the wall she hit it face first at 100mph.

12-30-2005, 05:20 PM	#26
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I'm surprised to see the majority voted Not! I think she's pretty damn hot. Plastic or not, what straight man wouldn't wanna be lost in all that boobage? So why you being sexist man? How about some males for us females on the board?

12-30-2005, 05:24 PM	#27
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Two words: FUCK NO!

12-30-2005, 05:30 PM	#28
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I vote Hepatitis No!

12-31-2005, 11:16 AM	#31
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	BLECH !!

12-31-2005, 01:27 PM	#32
KJDelaney High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Lewisville, TX	All of you guys that said not.........really. RRIIGGHHTT. Nat Portman? The Portman from Closer or the one from Star Wars? If you say the one from Closer, maybe. If you say the one from Star Wars, you are definately a hopeless geek that has never been with or seen a real live woman before. And why isn't Angelina Jolie first? I mean really. You should have your GUY CARDS taken away. Last edited by KJDelaney : 12-31-2005 at 01:29 PM.

12-31-2005, 02:03 PM	#35
KJDelaney High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Lewisville, TX	Yes. A guy named Kelly. Actually, Kelly James Michael Delaney

12-31-2005, 06:35 PM	#39
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Interesting that Farrah said no to Jolie. Every "straight" woman I know finds Jolie hot and want to sleep with her. Therefore, Farrah must be . . . . . (I knew the marriage was a charade).

12-31-2005, 08:41 PM	#41
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Doesn't the knowledge of the infectious disease just kill the whole hotness issue?

12-31-2005, 11:12 PM	#43
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	This is odd, after watching her with Tommy Lee, I can say I'd rather do her than Danica Patrick and J-Lo for sure. She is quite good looking, especially for a soon-to-be 40 year old. Taking the diseases into account, I probably wouldn't, but there is little doubt she is hot.

01-01-2006, 04:49 PM	#45
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Not hot at all, way too fake. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-02-2006, 07:45 AM	#46
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	Give me original PB spread Pam and I'd hit it. After that, I'll pass.

01-02-2006, 03:07 PM	#47
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Late to the party, but NOT, NOT, a thousand times NOT! __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

01-02-2006, 04:40 PM	#48
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Right now I feel bad for voting "Not" on Cameron Diaz. No way Pamela should have ended up with a better percentage. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

01-02-2006, 05:58 PM	#49
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	When's the next celebrity hot or not?

01-02-2006, 08:30 PM	#50
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	I hope the next one is Heather Graham. (Drool)

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