Hell Atlantic's FTB Questions Thread

Antmeister · 08-02-2007, 10:37 AM

Uhhhhhhh......hmmm.....
There are just too many interpretations about the personality of the next participant, depending on who you ask. So you now you have the opportunity to get some straight answers (hopefully) to give you some insight to how it was formed.

The next FTB participant is Hell Atlantic. Blast away with your questions. As usual, questions will be fielded until Sunday. Any questions asked after that day can be answered by Hell Atlantic if he chooses to do so.

st.cronin · 08-02-2007, 10:38 AM

I forgot the exact phrasing, but: Who the fuck is this douchebag?

flere-imsaho · 08-02-2007, 10:42 AM

Can you make it through either the question or answer thread without getting boxed?

Do you ever regret making boasts about MP FOF, especially when it turns out you can't fulfill them?

Who is the anti-HA?

st.cronin · 08-02-2007, 10:44 AM

Do you still need to speak Greek to get by in Astoria, or is it yuppieville?

MikeVic · 08-02-2007, 10:46 AM

Who's Dean Houston?

Young Drachma · 08-02-2007, 10:48 AM

Does the lack of Bell Atlantic's existance make your name less relevant or is it a "throwback to a different era in time?"

Lorena · 08-02-2007, 10:54 AM

How much did you pay dangarion so you could be next?

Why are you so opposed to posting a picture of yourself? So opposed, in fact, that you wanted someone boxed for it.

Subby · 08-02-2007, 11:23 AM

Post a picture of yourself.

Poli · 08-02-2007, 11:35 AM

If I was a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?

Toddzilla · 08-02-2007, 11:35 AM

How does it feel to be the last FTB?

MikeVic · 08-02-2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

How does it feel to be the last FTB?

This is the last?

Dr. Sak · 08-02-2007, 11:42 AM

Please tell us the story on how a RWBL owner called you at work to apologize for not trading you a guy.

Lorena · 08-02-2007, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

How does it feel to be the last FTB?

Following up on this, will you actually turn this in on time or will you let it linger cuz you're so pissed so many were chosen before you?

I mean a chick got picked before you on a male-dominated board!

Lorena · 08-02-2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Post a picture of yourself.

A happy face over your mug doesn't count.

Lorena · 08-02-2007, 11:56 AM

Do you believe in karma?

Subby · 08-02-2007, 12:58 PM

Why does Dodgerchick hate you so much?

wade moore · 08-02-2007, 01:00 PM

How much of you is a character as opposed to the real guy behind the keyboard?

Maple Leafs · 08-02-2007, 02:01 PM

Name five FOFCers who would be able to last five minutes hanging with your boyz in New York.

Name five FOFCers who are nowhere near as entertaining as they think they are.

Maple Leafs · 08-02-2007, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Does the lack of Bell Atlantic's existance make your name less relevant or is it a "throwback to a different era in time?"

Am I the only one who never, ever made this connection?

Karlifornia · 08-02-2007, 02:06 PM

Should all drugs be legalized?

What is the best cut of beef?

st.cronin · 08-02-2007, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Am I the only one who never, ever made this connection?

No.

MikeVic · 08-02-2007, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

No.

Yeah I didn't think it either. I just thought he didn't like the Atlantic coast.

rkmsuf · 08-02-2007, 02:44 PM

Did you ever fuck an italian hoagie with extra hots and get a dick rash after?

path12 · 08-02-2007, 02:44 PM

What's your side of the sandwich story?

sabotai · 08-02-2007, 03:31 PM

The Beatles or Elvis?

Mozart or Beethoven?

Mustard or Mayo?

KWhit · 08-02-2007, 03:34 PM

KingJackoff77?

KWhit · 08-02-2007, 03:36 PM

What are your favorite spots in NYC to:

Take your wife on a date.
Drink with the boys.
Have an emotional experience.

terpkristin · 08-02-2007, 03:41 PM

How many people are on your ignore list here (no need to name names)?
Is there anybody you like on this board?
Name 5 people, real or fictional, you'd like to go out for a night on the town with.
What is the origin of the sandwich/sub/hoagie thing? I feel like I've missed something big...
What do you do for a living?

/tk

JediKooter · 08-02-2007, 03:42 PM

Tell us about the early years of Hell Atlantics life

Three things you like about yourself/ three things you don't like about yourself?

Favorite all time sports memory?

Is there/was there/ or never has been, a Mrs. Hell Atlantic?

Brunettes or Blondes?

Groundhog · 08-02-2007, 06:00 PM

How many 4 year olds could you take on at once and walk away victorious?

miked · 08-02-2007, 06:15 PM

Why are you so bad at OOTP?

cartman · 08-02-2007, 09:25 PM

Were you abused as a child by a man named Dean Houston?

cartman · 08-02-2007, 09:25 PM

And to follow up,

Are you abused today by a man named Dean Houston?

Swaggs · 08-02-2007, 09:46 PM

What do you do for a living? What letter grade would you give yourself for your work performance?

What was the scariest event you have ever witnessed?

Aside from your wife, who are the five most beautiful women in the world?

Hypothetically, if you were out with your friends and one of them fell in chicken grease and got it all over their clothes, what would you do?

If you could go on any reality TV show, which would you choose? How would you fare?

What is your alcoholic beverage of choice?

Passacaglia · 08-02-2007, 09:51 PM

Do you regret having said that you wish a bomb would go off in NYC, because you could use the extra breathing space, now that a tragedy similar to that has happened there?

Logan · 08-02-2007, 10:26 PM

I'm Ron Burgandy?

Cecil Fielder · 08-03-2007, 01:40 AM

Why are you so smart and great?

3ric · 08-03-2007, 04:07 AM

What's your favorite area in NYC? East Village, Upper West Side or something else entirely.

CamEdwards · 08-03-2007, 11:28 AM

Describe your worst breakup.

Senator · 08-03-2007, 01:20 PM

Does it bother you when so many poster's ask for advice about women on this board?

Fonzie · 08-03-2007, 01:57 PM

Where can I find some good bath towels?

DanGarion · 08-03-2007, 04:20 PM

Who's the boss, you or your wife?

MrBug708 · 08-04-2007, 08:42 AM

Do you have the # for a good midget company?

Suburban Rhythm · 08-04-2007, 09:32 AM

Being from Astoria, which Goonie do you most relate to?

Who plays HA in "HA-THE MOTION PICTURE"?

What special ability does HA THE ACTION FIGURE have?

3ric · 08-04-2007, 11:05 AM

Has life changed for you after getting a dog? If yes, how and why?

MrBug708 · 08-04-2007, 11:38 AM

Chuck Norris or HA?

korme · 08-05-2007, 07:49 PM

What's your favorite thread of all-time?

If you speak fluently in English and Spanish, what language are your thoughts in?

Anthony · 08-05-2007, 07:59 PM

Hell Atlantic is in

let the party begin

Anthony · 08-05-2007, 08:00 PM

just got back from my South Beach vacay with my wife. interesting and fun trip. gonna watch The 300 on DVD, then come back and start jacking. after that i will start answering these questions. straight up and down.

cartman · 08-05-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

just got back from my South Beach vacay with my wife. interesting and fun trip. gonna watch The 300 on DVD, then come back and start jacking. after that i will start answering these questions. straight up and down.

Cool, so the answers will start before the credits of 300 have finished.

08-02-2007, 10:38 AM	#2
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I forgot the exact phrasing, but: Who the fuck is this douchebag? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-02-2007, 10:44 AM	#4
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Do you still need to speak Greek to get by in Astoria, or is it yuppieville? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-02-2007, 10:48 AM	#6
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Does the lack of Bell Atlantic's existance make your name less relevant or is it a "throwback to a different era in time?" __________________ Current Dynasty:The Zenith of Professional Basketball Careers (FBPB/FBCB) FBCB / FPB3 Mods

08-02-2007, 11:23 AM	#8
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Post a picture of yourself. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-02-2007, 11:35 AM	#9
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	If I was a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-02-2007, 10:42 AM	#3
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Can you make it through either the question or answer thread without getting boxed? Do you ever regret making boasts about MP FOF, especially when it turns out you can't fulfill them? Who is the anti-HA?

08-02-2007, 10:46 AM	#5
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Who's Dean Houston?

08-02-2007, 10:54 AM	#7
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	How much did you pay dangarion so you could be next? Why are you so opposed to posting a picture of yourself? So opposed, in fact, that you wanted someone boxed for it.

08-02-2007, 11:35 AM	#10
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	How does it feel to be the last FTB?

08-02-2007, 11:42 AM	#12
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Please tell us the story on how a RWBL owner called you at work to apologize for not trading you a guy.

08-02-2007, 11:56 AM	#15
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Do you believe in karma?

08-02-2007, 12:58 PM	#16
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Why does Dodgerchick hate you so much? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-02-2007, 02:01 PM	#18
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Name five FOFCers who would be able to last five minutes hanging with your boyz in New York. Name five FOFCers who are nowhere near as entertaining as they think they are. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

08-02-2007, 02:06 PM	#20
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Should all drugs be legalized? What is the best cut of beef? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

08-02-2007, 02:44 PM	#23
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Did you ever fuck an italian hoagie with extra hots and get a dick rash after? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-02-2007, 02:44 PM	#24
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	What's your side of the sandwich story? __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

08-02-2007, 03:31 PM	#25
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	The Beatles or Elvis? Mozart or Beethoven? Mustard or Mayo?

08-02-2007, 03:34 PM	#26
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	KingJackoff77?

08-02-2007, 03:36 PM	#27
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	What are your favorite spots in NYC to: Take your wife on a date. Drink with the boys. Have an emotional experience.

08-02-2007, 03:41 PM	#28
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	How many people are on your ignore list here (no need to name names)? Is there anybody you like on this board? Name 5 people, real or fictional, you'd like to go out for a night on the town with. What is the origin of the sandwich/sub/hoagie thing? I feel like I've missed something big... What do you do for a living? /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

08-02-2007, 03:42 PM	#29
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Tell us about the early years of Hell Atlantics life Three things you like about yourself/ three things you don't like about yourself? Favorite all time sports memory? Is there/was there/ or never has been, a Mrs. Hell Atlantic? Brunettes or Blondes? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 08-02-2007 at 03:43 PM.

08-02-2007, 06:00 PM	#30
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	How many 4 year olds could you take on at once and walk away victorious? __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

08-02-2007, 06:15 PM	#31
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	Why are you so bad at OOTP? __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

08-02-2007, 09:25 PM	#32
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Were you abused as a child by a man named Dean Houston? __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-02-2007, 09:46 PM	#34
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	What do you do for a living? What letter grade would you give yourself for your work performance? What was the scariest event you have ever witnessed? Aside from your wife, who are the five most beautiful women in the world? Hypothetically, if you were out with your friends and one of them fell in chicken grease and got it all over their clothes, what would you do? If you could go on any reality TV show, which would you choose? How would you fare? What is your alcoholic beverage of choice? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-02-2007, 09:51 PM	#35
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Do you regret having said that you wish a bomb would go off in NYC, because you could use the extra breathing space, now that a tragedy similar to that has happened there?

08-02-2007, 10:26 PM	#36
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I'm Ron Burgandy?

08-03-2007, 01:40 AM	#37
Cecil Fielder Mascot Join Date: Jul 2003	Why are you so smart and great? __________________ HEY!! That's MY sandwich!

08-03-2007, 04:07 AM	#38
3ric College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sweden	What's your favorite area in NYC? East Village, Upper West Side or something else entirely. __________________ San Diego Chargers (HFL) - Lappland Reindeers (WOOF) - Gothenburg Giants (IHOF) Indiana: A TCY VC - year 2044 - the longest running dynasty ever on FOFC!

08-03-2007, 11:28 AM	#39
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	Describe your worst breakup. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

08-03-2007, 01:20 PM	#40
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Does it bother you when so many poster's ask for advice about women on this board? __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

08-03-2007, 01:57 PM	#41
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Where can I find some good bath towels?

08-03-2007, 04:20 PM	#42
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Who's the boss, you or your wife? __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

08-04-2007, 08:42 AM	#43
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Do you have the # for a good midget company?

08-04-2007, 09:32 AM	#44
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Being from Astoria, which Goonie do you most relate to? Who plays HA in "HA-THE MOTION PICTURE"? What special ability does HA THE ACTION FIGURE have? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"