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Old 04-16-2003, 11:18 AM   #1
Fritz
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Easter Bunny Beaten Up

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...llhoward1.html
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:20 AM   #2
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The first thing that came to my mind was that scene from that Hugh Grant/Tom Arnold movie where Tom Arnold beats up the toy store mascot. Only redeeming moment of Tom Arnold's life.
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:21 AM   #3
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That damn bunny was just asking for a beatin...
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:21 AM   #4
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Seems to me like the guy was asking for it.

edit: Bah, damn ya JeeberD.

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Old 04-16-2003, 11:26 AM   #5
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Only redeeming moment of Tom Arnold's life.


What about the bathroom scene in Austin Powers 1??
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:31 AM   #6
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I thought hooking up with Rosanne for fame and fortune took a lot of personal courage.

IMHO, he was the highlight of True Lies.
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Old 04-16-2003, 11:43 AM   #7
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This is kinda old but still funny....
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Old 04-16-2003, 12:27 PM   #8
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Only redeeming moment of Tom Arnold's life.
Not true. There was also his all-time classic comeback when he found out that Roseanne had told a magazine that he had a small willy:
"Even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon".
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Old 04-16-2003, 12:34 PM   #9
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I just don't like the guy and that one scene in that movie was the only time I enjoyed anything he's ever done.

Although since I have DirecTV's NHL, NFL and MLB packages, the accummulation of Best Damn Sports Show commercials is going to wipe my memory of that one enjoyable scene...
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Old 04-16-2003, 12:43 PM   #10
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I was at an IU game in '89. They were playing the Toledo Rockets at Bloomington. The game was a rout as I recall. Anthony Thompson was running wild.

As the action was in one end zone, the Rocket's mascot, a guy dressed in up as a rocket, was dancing around in the other end zone. Two guys ran out of the student section, one went high, the other low, and the Rocket was grounded. A few laughable shots at him on the ground, and the two kids lept the fence & ran away. It was actually rather funny to see, if only because there was no real damage done...and to see the 10ft tall mascot get launched to the ground
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Old 04-16-2003, 12:49 PM   #11
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I think we should have a competition to determine who else can use the term "bunny batterer" in a sentence.
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Old 04-16-2003, 01:53 PM   #12
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I think we should have a competition to determine who else can use the term "bunny batterer" in a sentence.


I don't like fried Chicken. Personally I'm a bunny batterer.

Howze dat?
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Old 04-16-2003, 01:54 PM   #13
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This is for Brody!
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