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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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New Definition of Sports Widow
Ok, so Arlie's not THAT bad when it comes to his sports obsession...
Link Sports fan gets death for killing wife after sex Associated Press Aug. 4, 2005 08:40 AM PANAMA CITY, Fla. - A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die." |
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08-04-2005, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles, California
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Wow.....
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08-04-2005, 11:48 AM
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Could someone please somehow ensure my wife sees this? Me showing it too her would be too obvious.
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08-04-2005, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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that's the definition of superfan
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08-04-2005, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Crazy guy.
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08-04-2005, 12:40 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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"Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."
Understatement of the century.
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08-04-2005, 12:49 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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I thought you were going to reveal that Arles had been tracked down and clubbed by Sabermetricians.
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08-04-2005, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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But he widowed himself!
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08-04-2005, 12:51 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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good thing you are not a cuddler, farrah
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08-04-2005, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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So would that make him a sports widower?
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08-04-2005, 01:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Can't have been all THAT happy if he preferred watching sports to sticking around for the aftermath. |
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08-04-2005, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Couldn't have been that happy if he had the energy to get up and watch sports afterwards... |
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08-04-2005, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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widowered himself. Paging Quiksand!
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08-04-2005, 01:26 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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It needs to be asked:
What did he want to watch?
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08-04-2005, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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"God damnit, woman! Kobayashi is going into the chopped salad round! You know that's his only weakness!"
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08-04-2005, 01:33 PM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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I'll bet no one tries to change the station on him when he's in the big house.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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"Keep your dirty dick beaters away from my remote, bitch!"
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08-04-2005, 01:47 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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08-04-2005, 11:24 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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What they didnt mention is that it was over competitive eating...
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08-04-2005, 11:52 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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70 individual blows I said god damn
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08-05-2005, 12:50 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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