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Old 08-01-2009, 10:54 AM   #1
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An ode to summertime in Alaska

Then in the summertime, such extreme, summertime. About 150 degrees hotter than just some months ago. Than just some months from now. With fireweed blooming along the frost-heaves, and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here, mother nature wins. It is, as throughout all Alaska, that big, wild, good life teeming along the road that is, north to the future.
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:30 AM   #2
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One time in Alaska I ate a reindeer hot dog.
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:25 PM   #3
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I know a guy who moved to Alaska.
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:31 PM   #4
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LEAVE SARAH PALIN ALONE!!!!@@!
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:58 PM   #5
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Old 08-01-2009, 04:32 PM   #6
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We don't call it "summertime," we call it "summerday." Don't blink.
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:00 PM   #7
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I spent 2 weeks in Alaska earlier this summer, and it was absolutely beautiful...a lot warmer then the 6 months I spent in Scotland, so i was happy.
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:06 PM   #8
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How is the whole gang situation is Anchorage these days?
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:15 PM   #9
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I know a dude named Alaska
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:30 PM   #10
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I know a dude named Alaska

When Mad Magazine parodied Good Times many years ago, Esther Rolle's character was also named Alaska.
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:51 PM   #11
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Looking For Alaska is a good novel.
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Old 08-01-2009, 06:06 PM   #12
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