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CamEdwards · 09-16-2003, 04:43 PM

It's made it to Cosmo. NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- What's more humiliating than having your parents stumble upon your stash of sex toys? Having your boss walk in on you when you're trying to stash a dildo in your purse.
That's what happened to one fan of "Cosmopolitan" magazine, which recently asked readers to share their most embarrassing sex toy stories.

"Kelly" says she put the naughty toy in her bag after a night with her boyfriend, but forgot to bring it back home. Unfortunately, the thing popped out of her purse just as her boss walked into her cubicle with a colleague he wanted her to meet.

Kelly's boss started to introduce her to the co-worker but then saw the toy in her hand and said, "Oh, I see you're busy."

In Kelly's words, "I stood there, frozen in shock, still holding a purple plastic penis in my hand."

Other sex toy horror stories include the woman who got caught with a vibrator at an airport security station and a lady whose dog dragged her vibrator out in front of her boyfriend's parents.

Franklinnoble · 09-16-2003, 04:51 PM

Cam reads Cosmo? How did that one fly under the gaydar?

Draft Dodger · 09-16-2003, 04:56 PM

"Kelly" says she put the naughty toy in her bag after a night with her boyfriend, but forgot to bring it back home.

so, she needed to take this with her to see her BF? she needs a better man...

CamEdwards · 09-16-2003, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Cam reads Cosmo? How did that one fly under the gaydar?

Maybe you were too busy getting it in the butt to notice?

Franklinnoble · 09-16-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
Maybe you were too busy getting it in the butt to notice?

So you're the kinky bastard at the adult video store who shows up at booth 19 every Saturday evening and asks me to bend over and read from Cosmopolitan in a falsetto voice... I should have known.

CamEdwards · 09-16-2003, 05:43 PM

admit it... that's the real reason you haven't been updating your Civ III dynasty, isn't it? Too much time in Booth 19?

Franklinnoble · 09-16-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
admit it... that's the real reason you haven't been updating your Civ III dynasty, isn't it? Too much time in Booth 19?

Let's just say that I have every intention of re-naming Paris "Booth 19" when I eventually get around to conquering the French.

09-16-2003, 04:56 PM	#3
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	"Kelly" says she put the naughty toy in her bag after a night with her boyfriend, but forgot to bring it back home. so, she needed to take this with her to see her BF? she needs a better man... __________________ Mile High Hockey

09-16-2003, 05:43 PM	#6
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	admit it... that's the real reason you haven't been updating your Civ III dynasty, isn't it? Too much time in Booth 19? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

09-16-2003, 04:51 PM	#2
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Cam reads Cosmo? How did that one fly under the gaydar?

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