In London and looking for culture?

[Yossarian]

Cause I got culture in places most folk don't have places.

That's right ladies and gentlemen (and those who make their own decisions), I am in the UK capital just now working and I have ended up with a spare ticket to two seperate events this weekend.

"What luck" I hear you say.

Well Madame, step right this way and let me show you the goods.

On my left hand side, I have a ticket to the theatre implementation of one of life's TRUE STORIES. Of course you have already guessed, I am indeed referring to Wicked the Musical.

Wicked the Musical where we learn about the plight of Elphaba, the Wicked (or misunderstood?) Witch of the West and her struggles with life, love and the never ending information super highway.

If you are interested, please form an orderly queue at my eBay auction.

Now... should green not be your colour, perhaps I can interest you in some Purple?

Your EYES DO NOT DECEIVE YOU - yes he is small but he is perfectly formed and Prince is rocking the hizzouse this weekend in London's own 02 Arena (formerly the Millenium Dome).

Yup. The man who wrote a song so famous they named a year after it (1999) is spreading his funk all over the scene and you can get covered too.

Just get your fine ass over to my other eBay auction and show a man what you got in your pocket.

[Logan]

You Brits and your funny ebay listings and your teeth crack me up.