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Old 03-26-2024, 09:15 PM   #459
JonInMiddleGA
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
I think I've got a workable solution figured out

1) blindfold all 22 members of the kicking and returning team
2) place the kicker in the center of a diamond shaped pattern of teed up footballs
3) spin the kicker around rapidly at least 5, but not more than 15, times before he is allowed to kick
3) he can then kick any ball anywhere in any direction and the return may be made by the first person to gain possession of the kicked ball

If the play extends beyond :30 without clear possession, the action will revert to picture in picture to allow for additional commercial segments
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