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The Afoci · 04-06-2003, 12:31 PM

The French Connection...

"Damn it Coach" yells The Afoci "How could we not see this before. The French. We were outsmarted by the God Damn French. We must make an example out of him. He must suffer like no other has suffered. He must feel the anger of Crawfish everywhere and send the message back to France!"

Narrator:

As you can see, The Afoci is very upset on this gameday. He has found that the French have infiltrated the Youth Squad which now is being reported as passable. He also believes that the reason Project Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws is running behind because "what the hell do the French know about blowing stuff up?"

To prove a point to the team that this is very serious, they made a purchase, a sacrifice. His name is Lenny Hart, the latest youth pull for the Galesburg Avengers. He was aquired for a bucket of Crab Legs(I bet you can't guess which kind of Crabs those are!).

Everyone is getting ready to go on the field down in Nebraska, but The Afoci wants his squad to know, this is a league game and only the best will be accepted!

Lars-Olof "Chris Gaines" Uddstad, Get the BOOM BOX!

The whole squad, with exception of the 2 unlucky fellows, Lenny Hart and Pierre-Albert Alexandre(the 20 year old weak keeper youth pull), are dancing to the sweet beats of DUT DUT DUT UH, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE...

"Release the Crawfish!!!!" screams Number Two.

With that 100s of angry, and I mean angry Crawfish were released to kill, crush and destroy Lenny Hart and Pierre-Albert Alexandre. They screamed like the ladies with "You better watch your daughters or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s". Only in agony, not pleasure, except that one time "You better watch your daughters or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s" got the wrong hole, because that was agony. So yeah, like the time "You better watch your daughters or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s" stuck it in the wrong hole.

It is sad to know that the last words of Lenny Hart and Pierre-Albert Alexandre were similiar to those of a girl getting it in the number two torpedo hole by accident.

The team took notice, and so did the Maraxuses. Many were seen trembling in fear. Rumors are running rampant as laughter was heard from the locker room as The Afoci was unveiling to Coach and Number Two the secret weapon he had brought along. Could it be the unveiling of the first successful Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws??? or is it a Idiots Guide to Soccer Tactics. Only time will tell, only time will tell.

04-06-2003, 12:31 PM	#63
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	The French Connection... "Damn it Coach" yells The Afoci "How could we not see this before. The French. We were outsmarted by the God Damn French. We must make an example out of him. He must suffer like no other has suffered. He must feel the anger of Crawfish everywhere and send the message back to France!" Narrator: As you can see, The Afoci is very upset on this gameday. He has found that the French have infiltrated the Youth Squad which now is being reported as passable. He also believes that the reason Project Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws is running behind because "what the hell do the French know about blowing stuff up?" To prove a point to the team that this is very serious, they made a purchase, a sacrifice. His name is Lenny Hart, the latest youth pull for the Galesburg Avengers. He was aquired for a bucket of Crab Legs(I bet you can't guess which kind of Crabs those are!). Everyone is getting ready to go on the field down in Nebraska, but The Afoci wants his squad to know, this is a league game and only the best will be accepted! Lars-Olof "Chris Gaines" Uddstad, Get the BOOM BOX! The whole squad, with exception of the 2 unlucky fellows, Lenny Hart and Pierre-Albert Alexandre(the 20 year old weak keeper youth pull), are dancing to the sweet beats of DUT DUT DUT UH, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE... "Release the Crawfish!!!!" screams Number Two. With that 100s of angry, and I mean angry Crawfish were released to kill, crush and destroy Lenny Hart and Pierre-Albert Alexandre. They screamed like the ladies with "You better watch your daughters or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s". Only in agony, not pleasure, except that one time "You better watch your daughters or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s" got the wrong hole, because that was agony. So yeah, like the time "You better watch your daughters or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s" stuck it in the wrong hole. It is sad to know that the last words of Lenny Hart and Pierre-Albert Alexandre were similiar to those of a girl getting it in the number two torpedo hole by accident. The team took notice, and so did the Maraxuses. Many were seen trembling in fear. Rumors are running rampant as laughter was heard from the locker room as The Afoci was unveiling to Coach and Number Two the secret weapon he had brought along. Could it be the unveiling of the first successful Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws??? or is it a Idiots Guide to Soccer Tactics. Only time will tell, only time will tell. __________________ I had something.