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Old 03-27-2003, 03:09 PM   #167
DataKing
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
Data King, owner and General Manager of the Screamin' Seamen Football Club, reclines in his office chair, dictating to his secretary. Suddenly, there is a terrible commotion from outside the office, and loud voices can be heard.

Data King lets out a deep sigh, adjusts his clothing, and stands.


"What in the hell is going on out here," DK shouts as he opens the door to his office. "I'm trying to..."

He stops his tyrade when he sees wingback-turned-winger Ben McMahon lying on the floor of the room, being restrained by two security guards. A third guard stands over McMahon.

"We're sorry for the intrusion sir. It seems that Mr. McMahon here is a bit....addled..."

The guards pick McMahon up off the floor, but King has a hard time recognizing him. Small cuts can be seen all over the man's body, and a wild look is in his eyes.

"CRAWFISH!" he screams. "CRAWFISH! They're coming to get me!"

The two guards escort the screaming Ben McMahon away, as the third looks to Data King for instructions.

"Take him to Belleview Mental Hospital. We have an understanding with them. Just make sure he's still available for matches."

"Yes sir," replies the guard, who marches off.

"Crawfish indeed," Data King sighs and shakes his head sadly. "Mental illness is such a terrible thing to witness."
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