Okay, everyone has to look at the positive Amazon reviews for this book. I can't tell if they're hilarious or scary.
Some excerpts from an insane woman's review:
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WOMEN WHO RATE THIS LOW SHOULD REPORT THEIR LOVE LIFE STATUS
I was sweet but oh so busy when I talked to him - I was the Prom Queen, I was the most sought-after woman in my city, I had an interesting and fulfilling life.
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All this letting him become hunter was bringing out the primal instinct in him. I could see his testosterone levels rising, his eyes starting to bulge, his brain-power heading south inch by inch. This was good. This was what we wanted.
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I was feminine, wore bright colors, talked positive, used my Sweet Voice and never nagged him when he wasn't around - oh? I was so busy I didn't notice.
"We want him in a HEAT" I told my girlfriend.
"We want The Ring!" she corrected me.
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Sounds like true love, huh?