*spurred by Mustang's comments, NoMyths stands up, pulls out a silver letter opener, and then cuts his arm (slightly...don't need any gaping wounds to attract wolves) a few times with the blade to show that he isn't a werewolf*
Btw, they're having a half-off sale on silver letter openers and key fobs at Jerry's Haus 'o Silver on Three Mile Road, right next to the Piggly Wiggly
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