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Old 03-25-2003, 02:23 PM   #3
The Afoci
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
The Midfielders

#10---Jonas Westerhall

An 18 year old starting winger. He is considered by The Afoci to be an offensive winger and general decent guy.

#11---Mikey Kline

A 21 year old starting Middie that should pop soon and be transfer listed to help fund Project: Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws.

#12---Gustav Danielsson

A 20 year old starting Middie that is rumored to have links to the Russian mafia. Being consider the best of the Middies, he has The Afoci's ear and rumors are that the Crawfish maybe in trying to purchase russian arms....maybe even top secret Lasers!

#13---Dan Woodson

A 17 year old Middie who actually may play some central defense after the sale of the current Central Defender. Currently he plays defensive mid field and enjoys long walks on the beach...he tells The Afoci it is because he is looking for more Crawfish.

#14---Christian Rossi

A 24 year old starting winger. He is the utility man. He can play virtually anywhere. If the Crawfish wish to improve, he will have be a B-teamer that fills in.

#15---Lars-Olof Uddstad

A 18 year old reserve winger. The Afoci purchased him believing he was the drummer for Metallica. Lars doesn't like Metallica though, he has a Tattoo across his back say Garth. He is a huge Garth Brooks fan and sometimes plays his games dressed as Chris Gaines.

#16---Roy Parsons

A 26 year old reserve middie. Roy enjoys being essentially useless to his team and shows no signs of getting better. Will probably be used in the testing of project Crawfish with Lasers Blasters instead of Claws.

#17---Enrico Jimeno

A 20 year old reserve middie. Enrico was the start until last week. It is largely believe that his role in developing Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws hurt his form.

#18---Alastair MacFeat

A 18 year old reserve middie. Alastair was actually born with 2 left feet. He will be sold as soon as he becomes pass/pass because of his cronic athletes foot.

#19---Abel Barreto

A 17 year old reserve winger. Abel will probably replace Christian Rossi eventually. As of now he, is rumored to be searching for large quanties of duct tape to attach the lasers to the Crawfish.


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