[The Afoci]

In an attempt to strike fear in the oppisition, the Fighting Crawfish mascot, "BoB", will be renamed "Super Laser Blaster Crawfish Guy" and will be armed with lasers to blast opposing players....

In other news, the Fighting Crawfish are in debt. Not to bad yet ($200,000), but with only a 7000 seat arena and really only a couple players that will draw any money, things are bleak. I have a few passable playmakers that need to bump soon and I need a youth squad pull the likes of Freddy Abu...only better.

A History of The Fighting Crawfish

It all started with a kid and a dream, a dream of Crawfish with laser blasters instead of claws. This kids name was The Afoci and he was often teased as being the kid whose name slightly resembling something Italian but he is Norwegian. A horrible curse.

His mother was a Lefse maker. Short, but hardworking. His father was a mad scientist that never made it in the big time. His goal was to form an army of earth worms that would rule the world. He came up short after being defeated by an army of black birds in an epic battle just east of Fargo North Dakota. His father defeated, retreated to a hide out in Canada never to be seen again.

Meanwhile The Afoci grew up knowing nothing at all about soccer. His mother won a small lottery and purchased him a soccer team at the tender age of 15. It was to be run by a group of French Mercanaries until he was 22. Obviously that didn't work because after fireworks were shot off on the open day of the season, the French Mercanaries surrendered and were never seen again.

Seven years later, after many failed attemps to create Crawfish with laser blasters instead of Claws, The Afoci was reminded he owned a soccer team. Needless to say they sucked as no one did anything with them. Their leading scorer was an overweight smoker who collapsed in front of the goal and an opposing player accidently kicked the ball off his head for a goal. With his first goal, he took the teams All Time Scoring record.

When The Afoci took the team over, he had everyone dipped in a vat of angry, and I mean angry Crawfish. None survived.

Armed with $300,000 and no knowledge of soccer he set out to rule the world....