Here's another true story. You Dads out there may especially appreciate this.
Sleep-deprived and otherwise at the end of our tethers as new parents, my wife and I were preparing to again diaper our infant son in the middle of the night. We had our table lamp on, but it was not providing enough light, so my wife points to the wall switch for the overhead light and says:
"I flop."
She then gave me a puzzled expression, and I must have looked at her like she'd lost her mind, and then we both just burst out laughing. To this day she has no idea why it came out that way.
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It's not the years...it's the mileage.
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