Rob Nielsen demands his Heisman, Offensive POY, 1st Team QB, Senior Team QB, AND All Academic QB.
I have been paid good mon...er, has been a model student-athlete, and now I want my trophies, dammit. Furthermore. I fully expect the Rob W. Nielsen Dorm to be begun within the next 2 years.
Now, back to the beer and co-eds. I bet my star running back I could bang the entire freshman girls class before the end of the season. Two more to go.
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