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Originally Posted by thealmighty
 Greenie goes Gold!!
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We'd like to welcome you to the family. Your palace, personal bar, 3 naked cheerleaders, and personal servant are being assembled as we speak.
I've taken the liberty of briefing my personal schoolwork staff on your situation, and
they have started work on your "class schedule". Don't worry, you'll never have to set foot in a classroom.
As my heir, I've also informed the boosters that my personal stadium suite will be at your disposal next season. Remember, treat your fellow Michigan Elite well. And remember, I will be watching. Failure to engage in the proper amount of debauchery will result in my revoking of all your benefits, and making you a regular student.