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"This is Bunny Blue - Thunderdome reporter, talking to Split Peon..."
Split Peon: "That's Mr. the First, Bunny"
Bunny Blue: "OK...talking about life as a warrior in the Thunderdome. So Mr. the First, what will you do if you successfully win your freedom? Will you start your own fighting house?"
Split Peon: "Well Bunny, I propbably will, but my first love is music. I will prabably start a band and tour as a rock star."
Bunny: "Really. You write music?"
Split Peon: "Well of course. I am a man of many talents. In fact, I have a song that I would like to perform fpr you right now. My inpiration is my upcoming fight next week. Wanna hear it? Ok Hear it goes."
Bunny: "Okaaaay."
Split Peon: "Ahem.
(sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star)
Little Jeebie Dee will die
All his friends and fans will cry
With a longsword in my hand
I will be the better man
Little Jeebie Dee will die
When I stab him in the eye
How was that?"
Bunny: "Uh...well...um...OK"
Split Peon: "I suppose you want my autograph now. Wanna be my first groupie?"
Bunny: "Um..no. Back to you Phil."
Split Peon: "Come on baby, give this rock star the love he deserves."
Bunny: "Phil, I mean it. Back to you!"
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