Originally posted by Kekkonen:
Dear Coach Blitz,
Nice going. Very nice.
I must say, though, that I'm a bit concerned about your future QB, Mr. Schwartz. He is obviously illiterate when it comes to reading defenses, and he seems to have the arm of a 8-year old girl. This is reassuring. However, his 3 rushing touchdowns do seem to indicate some sort of athletic ability residing under that almost perfectly talentless exterior. Maybe it would be a good idea to let the ND Medical School use him in their class "Creative Knee-Operations 101".
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